Who you wished Man United faced (easiest on paper) in Europa League play-off?

What’s more remarkable is airing the guys name and number to a bunch of nutcases on redcafe.

I’m gonna drop him a WhatsApp to give him a heads up and an aubergine emoji.
Lets all message Tommy.
 
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You are a bit dim.
 
We should be favs against everyone except for Barca, I reckon. Teams like Ajax, Juve and Sevilla have all regressed in recent years. We’re hoping to play Shakhtar in my house.
 
Give me the easiest. We can get the toughest a bit later. So Leverkusen. They are garbage this season.
 
Way too much bravado. We dont want anyone who is cleaner in possession or pressing than we currently are. We can still only do it in spurts. Put away the tougher teams for as long as possible when we have more things figured out.
 
FYI, we are slightly more likely to get Ajax, Juventus or Leverkusen because of the impact of the three illegal ties where clubs from the same country cannot play for each other:

 
Ajax under Megamind are a bit shite in Europe aren't they? I wouldn't worry about them personally.
 
Hold up, we have to wait until 24/2 for the draw?
 
I didn't realise Sevilla are in the relegation zone in La Liga.
If we want to win this competition we should be beating these teams anyway so I'll take anyone.
 
Ajax.
Not because I want to play them but maybe our fans can start a chant directed at VDS regarding robbing us blind in transfer fees in recent times.
 
Hopefully by the time we play them we got antony, sancho and martial back. Ronaldo is moved on and we buy more attacking options (a striker)
 
I am glad no athletico madrid here. My god that would have been a pain. Ajax would be fun.
 
Salzburg please. I will take the easiest route to potentially winning any trophy.
 
I want Barca. I hope we knock them out.

I also wouldn’t mind Sevilla. They’re having a shocking season.
 
Easiest games possible please, all the way to the final.

I don't get this 'bring on the big boys' mentality. Not bothered if we fluke the easiest draw all the way - you don't get extra merit for beating big teams, and they would just be tougher games (possible extra time/penalties) to put more strain on the squad for the PL campaign.
 
I find it hard to really care about the EL, but knocking out Barca would be satisfying
 
Give me an interesting but clearly beatable team like Juventus or Sporting and I'll be happy. Travel time will be fine as well.
Sick of Spanish teams.
 
I understand the people wanting a strong opponent, there are benefits to it. If you have to lose against them, better do it early and save yourself the fixture congestion.

On the other hand, if we keep progressing under ETH there's a chance we'd hammer a team like Leverkusen in the first leg allowing for wholesale changes in the return leg, also providing some fix for the fixture congestion
 
Barcelona please, or whoever is the best CL team that got unlucky. There'a chance we paper over cracks in the summer because we might do well this season so it's best we come up against the best so everyone is painfully aware how far behind we are.
 
It's the EL. I hope we can get Barcelona or Juventus.