What's in the package?

I hope whatever it is jumps out and bites the shaggy hair guy in the face
 
Someone mentioned Nic Cage. They're all dressed oddly and doing some odd ceremony. This has Wicker Man written all over it.
 
They're really setting themselves up for a disappointment here, there will be a flyover next
 
Opening the tuppaware box out of respect again. Closed seconds later.
 
It feels like the box should be in a better place then by this weird guy's feet.
 
Egads! It is Nic Cage! Run!

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Wait, are the crowds facing each other? What the feck is happening? TOP?!
 
My money's on the gang of birds dressed like beefeaters if it kicks off!
 
Oh my god it is going to be loads of documents isn't it, and the crowd are going to sit there for five hours while a few of them try to read through them all. Massive disappointment all round.
 
I fully expect this to go to an ad break just before opening the packge, the banker might even offer them a swap.
 
All of this raz-ma-taz and they leave it on the floor where everyone is sitting. Is Top there?
 
Tedious Tupperware Time-capsule. The new Noel Edmonds gameshow.