What's in the package?

I was hoping it was one of those springy snake trick things.
 
It's a bomb. Soon, the screen will go all grainy & all we'll see is some blackened wigs and smouldering carpet-slippers.
 
Good thing this video doesn't have a chat box, some of you cnuts can't be trusted with those
 
The old dude is guessing there are a lot of documents in it.
 
Am I really going to be watching this stream for another hour, I think I am!
 
:lol:

Anyone wanna explain what the hell's happening here? I deliberately tuned in late so I could just see the result but they're running even later.

I have already updated you turds twice, and I nearly died of boredom, so I have closed the stream until 5PM.
 
This really reminds me of a show like Phoenix Nights or something, these people are weird.
 
This old guy seems like he's just making up words and sounds that definitely don't mean anything.