What's in the package?
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If you see spectral figures floating out of the box, shut your eyes and look away!
Yellow Tops. Baltimore's finest.
So it's being opened at 17.00 hrs UK time?
4pm UK time according to Damobot.
I appear to have tuned in to a Norweigan version of 'Cash in the attic', why are the old biddys there for
Loads of old ladies standing around it.
This is intense television.
That is right.
4pm GMT = 5pm UK time, so there's another hour to go.
For feck sake another hour? Better be good.
So they're actually just have the camera pointing at the package for the next hour?
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
That is a proper parcel
Brown paper - check
String - check
Sealing wax - check
Copperplate hand-written label - check
Brown paper - check
String - check
Sealing wax - check
Copperplate hand-written label - check
The cure for black plague.
one and a half hours now! Talk about building the suspense
It says 26th August on the package. Couldn't they stand waiting for another two days?? 
It says 26th August on the package. Couldn't they stand waiting for another two days??
Nope - it'd be too close to the sell-by date.
It says 26th August on the package. Couldn't they stand waiting for another two days??
Probably didnt want to piss the christians off on a sunday.
wtf is the monopoly guy doing there without his top hat and monocle?
They haven't even got it out the fecking case yet!
Crikey this is amateur, feels like they will start banging each other soon.
They've got the drill out!
A letter?
Well you're wrong shitballs, because they're opening now.
Hope its a new face for that ugly bitch
This is the best day of her life
Why do I get the feeling this will be an almighty anti-climax?
Because it will be.
Imagine there being a long note with all the prediction of different events.
just do it now ffs what you waiting for?
This could be the start of a film like Cloverfield or something, it has that vibe.
Now where are they taking it ffs?
We need a Norwegian in this thread to translate.
so weirdWhere is Morgan Freeman and scary music when we need them?
It'll be a bottle of coke as part of a publicity stunt.