Westminster Politics

Won't surprise me if it's her office leaking some of this stuff to force Rishi's hand.
 
Sunak still waiting to hear from the ERG what to do. Their star pupil, Braverman, is malfunctioning.

ERG:
Cash: What should we do to keep Sunak as PM?
JRM: Maybe we could put Braverman in a Klu-Klux Klan outfit and pretend she's someone else.
 
Frosty said:
She helped train their lawyers? That's probably fecked their legal system for a generation.
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That's not fair. She has a proven history of being heavily involved with some excellent law firms printing off fecking documents for proper lawyers.
 
TheGame said:
This is a brilliant read and is basically your typical Tory voter:

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It seems made up but it's also very plausible. I particularly liked the local councillor bit, having come across cnuts like that who try and use that as some sort of sign of power :lol:
 
Have we ever had a weaker PM?

Physically a 9 year old girl would kick ten bells of shit out of him.

Politically he’s beholden to about 50 different factions on 500 different issues and carries zero authority.
 
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I'm actually pleased about this, had he investigated it would have looked better for him, this makes him look pathetic. It was sleaze and Europe that killed the Tories for a decade in the 90s and sleaze and Europe will do the same now, I can not wait!
 
Paul the Wolf said:
Most of the comments think the guy's making it up. Maybe he is but similar things are quite regular around here. Tourist season is approaching! No!!!
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It does read like an awful sitcom- Hyancith Bouquet goes to France or whatever.
 
Jippy said:
It does read like an awful sitcom- Hyancith Bouquet goes to France or whatever.
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From now until October we'll get the British camper-van drivers (gladly less since Brexit - Brexit bonus)crawling through the narrow roads of our local town at 5mph, completely lost driving a vehicle that is too big for them.
A common occurrence:
Then they go to the supermarket to stock up on food. get to the check-out. They've bought some vegetables or fruit. "You have to weigh the fruit and vegetables and stick a label on them" says the cashier in French. "What?"
We quickly move to another queue or we'll be there for hours.
 
Paul the Wolf said:
From now until October we'll get the British camper-van drivers (gladly less since Brexit - Brexit bonus)crawling through the narrow roads of our local town at 5mph, completely lost driving a vehicle that is too big for them.
A common occurrence:
Then they go to the supermarket to stock up on food. get to the check-out. They've bought some vegetables or fruit. "You have to weigh the fruit and vegetables and stick a label on them" says the cashier in French. "What?"
We quickly move to another queue or we'll be there for hours.
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In fairness mate, I get the exact same thing in Cornwall over summer. Watching someone trying to fit through narrow 60mph roads in a brand new Jag is pretty hilarious.
 
Pexbo said:
They will have support in place for the elderly to ensure they get their vote.
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With how competently they normally manage to support old folks I'd be surprised if they could do it well.
 
Paul the Wolf said:
From now until October we'll get the British camper-van drivers (gladly less since Brexit - Brexit bonus)crawling through the narrow roads of our local town at 5mph, completely lost driving a vehicle that is too big for them.
A common occurrence:
Then they go to the supermarket to stock up on food. get to the check-out. They've bought some vegetables or fruit. "You have to weigh the fruit and vegetables and stick a label on them" says the cashier in French. "What?"
We quickly move to another queue or we'll be there for hours.
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So if it is really that bad having to put up with all those stupid British tourists spending their money in your part of France (I am sure you were one of them once), then why don't you lead a movement to get them banned. Along with all the tourists from all those other countries who actually have the nerve to visit YOUR local town and clog up YOUR narrow roads.
And then see all the local shops in YOUR local town close down.
 
Buster15 said:
So if it is really that bad having to put up with all those stupid British tourists spending their money in your part of France (I am sure you were one of them once), then why don't you lead a movement to get them banned. Along with all the tourists from all those other countries who actually have the nerve to visit YOUR local town and clog up YOUR narrow roads.
And then see all the local shops in YOUR local town close down.
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They've been replaced by German and Swiss and Italians and other Europeans. The British don't keep our local economy alive despite rumours to the contrary. And when i was here i could drive and speak french.

Furthermore there used to be, before Brexit, enclaves of British, who have now mostly gone; Only the British who integrate have stayed in the main; Those who left used to order their weekly shopping from Asda and Tescos. There was a weekly service delivered in an Artic lorry. Company went bust because of Brexit.
 
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Starmer blasting Sunak for not bringing immigration down was soul destroying to watch. The discussion around immigration is so fecked in this country. Starmer complaining there are too many work visa issued is disgraceful.
Also, international students can no longer bring their families over.
 
Paul the Wolf said:
They've been replaced by German and Swiss and Italians and other Europeans. The British don't keep our local economy alive despite rumours to the contrary. And when i was here i could drive and speak french.

Furthermore there used to be, before Brexit, enclaves of British, who have now mostly gone; Only the British who integrate have stayed in the main; Those who left used to order their weekly shopping from Asda and Tescos. There was a weekly service delivered in an Artic lorry. Company went bust because of Brexit.
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What ever happened to those guys with moustaches wearing red hankies round their necks and berets and blue and white striped teashirts called Jonny riding around our streets in summer with a string of onions tied round their bikes. Don't seem to see them anymore.
Maybe because they could not speak English.
That is a joke by the way.

And remind me. Where are you from?
 
Adisa said:
Starmer blasting Sunak for not bringing immigration down was soul destroying to watch. The discussion around immigration is so fecked in this country. Starmer complaining there are too many work visa issued is disgraceful.
Also, international students can no longer bring their families over.
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That is why I don't watch or listen to PMQs anymore. It is so cringworthy.
 
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