Westminster Politics

[vodrake]

After all this build up, I was expecting some genius excuses and manipulation that left us convinced that not only is he completely innocent, but actually we were the ones who broke lockdown rules.

But this is just a bit sad...

 

[Damien]

 

[Penna]

This all ignores the fact that he wasn't supposed to be driving to the other end of the country at all, even if he wasn't ill.

 

[2mufc0]

Nice script

 

[kidbob]

Not only looking for sympathy but trying to make himself seem like a hero too. Pathetic

 

[SilentWitness]

They should make a random person in the parliamentary circle do one of these every week. Better comedy than most on tv. What a load of waffling shite. Test my eyesight by driving to a castle...

 

[Damien]

 

[Penna]

"I mentioned to the Pm when we were both sick and in bed".

 

[ha_rooney]

What a pile of shit

Laura couldn’t wait to start. cnut.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

They should make a random person in the parliamentary circle do one of these every week. Better comedy than most on tv. What a load of waffling shite. Test my eyesight by driving to a castle...

This speech is going to revolutionise optometry.

 

[Damien]

Of course he asks Laura first.

 

[Jacko21]

"I mentioned to the Pm when we were both sick and in bed".

Unfortunate choice of words.

 

[FootballHQ]

Kussenburg first up to pay homage...

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Laura K, first to ask a question

 

[Dobba]

Surprised Laura didn't ask him 'Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?'

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Weak as feck first question from, none other than, Laura. "Do you feel sowwy for all the peoples? Show us your human side oh lord and master". Get fecked.

 

[Smores]

A shitty school desk in a garden, what a weird setup

 

[Drifter]

Are they angry though?

 

[ha_rooney]

Any journo with integrity & basic competency should be able to tear into that pathetic statement.

 

[FlawlessThaw]

How did Laura K become a journalist? All her questions are incredibly leading!

 

[kidbob]

There you go, it's the media's fault. This conservative bullshit is wearing thin.

 

[FootballHQ]

She's not too bad here.

 

[Drifter]

Wonder how angry those on the beaches are.

 

[ha_rooney]

Anything else Laura... no ok. We’ll talk later.

 

[Buster15]

If this is the guy who has been advising the government, gawd help us.
He is stuttering and rambling and his statement has zero coherence at all.

Just accept the fact that you were totally wrong.

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

It's the medias fault apparently. cnut.

 

[2mufc0]

She's not too bad here.

Yeah she hasn’t made it that easy.

 

[Untied]

She's not too bad here.

They are very soft questions but she managed to get him on record refusing to apologise, and refusing to express regret.

 

[Pexbo]

Thank you Laura, next Tom Harewood...

Thanks Tom, next Steve Bannon.

 

[SilentWitness]

This all ignores the fact that he wasn't supposed to be driving to the other end of the country at all, even if he wasn't ill.

Yeah he just waffled a diary piece and dropped in the convenient loophole.

It's full of convenience. The 'can't remember the convo me and the PM had because we were both sick in bed'. Just absolute waffle all over.

 

[Penna]

i think that's a picnic table, not a desk. It'll be the one he used when he visited the woods to see the bluebells.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Such a convenient story

"As I walked through the field I saw a pretty horse so naturally I went to pet it. I approached from the rear so as to not disturb it whilst it was grazing. At this moment my belt broke and I simultaneously tripped over a rock and thought of Margaret Thatcher washing herself in a bath. I naturally became aroused by this thought and unfortunately entered the horse's back passage - which only occured for a second before I realised my error, but unfortunately this was enough time for the press to bully me and force the people of Britain to all be cnuts towards me outside my house".

 

[Damien]

 

[ha_rooney]

Thank you Laura, next Tom Harewood...

Thanks Tom, next Steve Bannon.

 

[Smores]

Anything else Laura... no ok. We’ll talk later.

Having them approach his desk in this way seems very calculated

 

[Pexbo]

Peston:

“That’s OK, you don’t need to answer I just wanted to talk for 11 minutes”

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

This is absolutely excruciating

 

[Rooney24]

He’s not comfortable in front of the cameras is he ?

 

[FlawlessThaw]

Peston another wanker who uses Cummings as a source.

 

[FootballHQ]

Thank you Laura, next Tom Harewood...

Thanks Tom, next Steve Bannon.

Dan Hodges is the worst I find for finding wierd angles to defend tory policy. Used to be labour aswell?