I drove down to Steve's castle and we're currently whipping the farmhands while we wait for this rule breaking elitist to shuffle on to the stage.TrueI’m sitting in a lovely meadow drinking a nice cold bottle of white so he can sweat in his stuffy office all he likes.
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He's climbed up that tree and is refusing to come down.
Nice- I miss drinking. I lose the sun in my garden in 10 minutes cos the sun goes over the roofTrue
Ha. It’s laughable the outrage these people get over the thought of booing someone compared to a system that perpetuates inequality, poverty, racism etc
Half an hour late, he's pissing his knickers!
What an absolute arsehole.
That sounds like those Catherine Cookson teledramas my mum used to inhale.
I had no idea who she was until I checked her Twitter description..
Deputy Editor
@ConHome
(charlotte@conservativehome.com) Telegraph, Mail, Sun. Not AA Gill's daughter.
Exactly.
Is this real, probably not? Am I just watching someone's backyard like a dumb feck?
He's here!
That is the nicest thing anymore has ever said about me.
Here comes the cnut...
Either that or he's wondering why his warm up act* hadn't come on yet.
*Boris in a clown costume riding a tiny bicycle and juggling pork pies
Ah feck there he is, never mind. Let's go!
Not even done his belt up properly
The contempt he's showing already.
Shirt but no tie.
Late just like Trump.
"Sorry I'm late."
Are you feck.
Are you feck.
I like him for that.
He's lying.
Whats that sound in the background
Well, yeah, he's speaking.
Like a man caught selling pirated dvds in a market.
"Media said this...media said that."
Textbook.
Textbook.
That noise
Boris being fed.
That noise
"He's giving the conference in the garden you say..."
Plenty of vuvuzelas in the crowd.
That noise
That's a sound of affection where dom comes from.
Worst bedtime story ever.
Who's on the vuvuzelas?
He's been watching The Thick of It again.
He's boring everyone to distraction.
Even Mourinho isn't this bad anymore.
This is the most drawn out bollocks excuse you're likely to hear.
This is like when you’ve done something naughty at school and have to put together a good story which covers all bases.