If you're not a groundsman, then you probably shouldn't comment. Leading innocent people astray with your theories.
Wesley Sneijder
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manchester united to fund sneijder via cabbage sales a source close to the club suggests
Same here... it's more fun than I thought.
More evidence, if it were needed, of my mental regression.
Sell Cabbage, buy Sneijder?
It's amazing how exactly the same cars are in exactly the same spaces and white van man is making a delivery at the front entrance again.
carrington training ground - Google Maps
carrington training ground - Google Maps
WUM's are allowed now are they?
just got off the phone to david, expect to see wes soon. no wum, you heard it first here
People deserve to get wound up if they honestly believe we've scorched a message into the carrington grass to welcome a new signing.
The folks at Carrington are clearly a superstitious lot. Nothing more to it than that.
People deserve to get wound up if they honestly believe we've scorched a message into the carrington grass to welcome a new signing.
Yes they do, I just wondered if there had been an official change in policy on the forum.
Now, I'm no groundsman, but I reckon they need to move the sprinklers at Carrington more often... this is from Google maps, and was taken God knows how long ago, that top corner of the field will be sodden:
My thoughts exactly.
As I said, absolute bollocks and this picture is photoshopped and will bear NO meaning on whether or not Sneijder signs for United or not.
Writing on the grass is not an indication that United have signed a player
Jesus christ...
From a Dutch friend of mine on AOL he says this article is illuminating and then logged off the weirdo.
Have we a dutch speaker to translate?
De zondag is gebleken daat Manchester United senoir uitvoerende organen zich voorbereiden op duel uitgedaagd met inter Milaan vertegenwoordigers over de ondertekening van sneijder. Een bod heeft noog te worden bevestigd door verenigd maar onder daat verwachten binnenkort. sneijder, een lange tijd bewonderaar van United heeft gezegd daat zijn goede vriend Edwin bestelwagen der HKSAR zegt een groot en werkt toe te juichen is gecreëerd in het geheim te Carrington-waar het voedsel is ook uitstekend, worst en spaanders kost slechts pond sterling 2,75. Om Carrington is een speciale kool boerderij die wordt verkocht ter plaatse
Sneijder heeft ook vernomen van Gary topman, een che-guevara net als eco-ontslaan met de faciale haren van een knaagdier daat hij zal kunnen aan de verzorging voor zijn geiten op het multi-miljoen pond Carrington faciliteit die ook og een fijn haar Salon voor echtgenote yojimbo. Sir Alex Ferguson een lange tijd paard bewonderaar heeft ook zijn blik vastgesteld op geit Racing, een sport sneijder is zeer gespitst op, zo graag hoog, sneijder is de werelden alleen geit Racing deskundige.
Als Persoonlijke voorwaarden kan worden bereikt, waaronder zestien extra fokgeiten aan de sneijder kuddegewijze en verenigd wordt verwacht daat sneijder circa Pond 195.000 een week-of in sneijder termen meer dan twee miljoen buit winnende geiten. sneijder zou worden op muntpariteit met rooney, die ook heeft weinig begrip van geld, die meende Sterling aan daadwerkelijk worden verhard leprechaun testikels die kunnen worden ingewisseld voor werelds goederen.
Moet discussie goed gaat in Milaan, sneijder zal naar verwachting verhuizen zijn kudde uit pinzolo te Carrington, potentieel in de week. Waar hij zich ertoe verplichten een medische vóór jetting uit naar de Verenigde Staten van Amerika.
http://www.starnieuws.com/index.php/welcome/index/nieuws/41
Have we a dutch speaker to translate?
You're absolutely right that image is photoshopped, someone has removed the White lettering welcoming Sneijder in an attempt to show Wesley the staff at Carrington hate him. Well spotted K Stand Knut.
Haha, this is already translated, there's not a single sentence that does not contain total BS or grammatical errors.. in other words, this was not dutch originally...
Gary Neville = Gary Topman?! What the feck is up with Dutch. I can't help the Dutch having a crazy language. We need someone to decipher this message.
"waaronder zestien extra fokgeiten aan de sneijder kuddegewijze" = excerpt from above : translated back to english: "including sixteen additonal breeding goats to Sneijders flock" Doesn't make much sence does it? :-)
Now, I'm no groundsman, but I reckon they need to move the sprinklers at Carrington more often... this is from Google maps, and was taken God knows how long ago, that top corner of the field will be sodden:
You cannot prove beyond reasonable doubt that those sprinklers cannot be in the exact same spot today as they were a week ago.
Also you're not a groundsman. Just thought I'd mention that in support of my argument.
Well, it makes sense if Sneijder is a goat-enthusiast. Translate mate if you're Dutch.
Google translate
Sunday showed the candidate senoir Manchester United executives are preparing to duel with Inter Milan representatives challenged the signing of Sneijder. Noog a bid to be confirmed but under unified candidate expected shortly. Sneijder, a long time admirer of United has said his good friend Edwin van mandate of the HKSAR and works say a big welcome was created in secret to Carrington, where food is also excellent, sausages and chips for just £ 2, 75. Carrington is dedicated to a cabbage farm being sold on site
Sneijder was also told by chief executive Gary, a che-guevara as eco-fire with the facial hair of a rodent candidate he will be able to care for his sheep on the multi-million pound facility Carrington also a fine hair salon for og Yojimbo wife. Sir Alex Ferguson a long time admirer horse has his eyes set on the goat racing, a sport Sneijder is very keen on, so much high, Sneijder is the worlds only goat racing expert.
If personal terms can be achieved, including sixteen additional goats to sneijder kuddegewijze united and expected candidate sneijder approximately £ 195,000 in one week or more than two million terms sneijder booty winning goats. Sneijder could be on currency parity with rooney, who also has little understanding of money, which actually meant to be paved Sterling leprechaun testicles that can be redeemed for goods world.
Discussion should go well in Milan, Sneijder is expected to move his flock out to Pinzolo Carrington, potentially in the week. Where he must undertake a medical before jetting to the United States of America.
I LOVE the fact that sarcasm and humour is lost on 90% of Caftards.
I mean, do people REALLY believe that we burnt a message into the Carrington grass specifically for Sneijder?
It was obviously intended for Brown's return when we play Sunderland also.
I mean, do people REALLY believe that we burnt a message into the Carrington grass specifically for Sneijder?
It was obviously intended for Brown's return when we play Sunderland also.
Thick, the plot is doing.
Translation courtesy of Freetranslation.com:
This is all an elaborate diversion.
We're buying Kaka folks!
We're buying Kaka folks!
I don't understand, why would a paper with an exclusive photograph of United reps and Inter reps in discussion write an article about Goats and Carrington's value-for-money menu?
Makes no sense.
Makes no sense.
To the Kaka thread!!
Is Sausage and spaanders a special Dutch dish?
In Hebrew, every letter of the alphabet can also mean a number. Dutch speakers, please enlighten us as to the numerical value of the word goat.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Has a floating sheet, held up by 3 fatties been spotted outside the medical center yet?
Just 50ft high lettering burnt into the grass at Carrington at the moment mate.
Ah, Inter deny that they have received a bid for Sneijder, according to BBC.
So, instead of denying having received a bid, shouldn't they just state that he is not for sale?
So, instead of denying having received a bid, shouldn't they just state that he is not for sale?
That Freetranslation.com text actually makes more sense grammatically than the original Dutch text.
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