Weird feelings of football

That's a good one. I'm actually struggling to picture it in my head. I had to look it up.

Apparently this is it:
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That kit has never been worn by anyone.

That looks like a Pro Evolution Soccer Arsenal kit that's used to get around licensing laws.
 
Stoke City fall progressively further down the league the more football they actually try and play

Brighton are apparently in the premier league but haven't played anyone yet

Fabian Delph, James Milner and Ashley Young have a WhatsApp group called 'Left back and what to expect'
 
The best/Star player always comes out last when the players enter the field before a game.
 
David Wagner is not being linked with any jobs at bigger clubs when they come up.
 
Any player who scores during a match that goes to penalties, misses their penalty in the shootout.

And the inverse - any player who misses their penalty during normal time will score when it goes to penalties.
 
West Brom and Chris Brunt are actually one and the same thing.

West Brom are still yet to win any game in the Premier League, against anyone, ever.

No one actually knows where West Brom is. It's just a stadium in the middle of nowhere somewhere in the middle bit of England.

West Brom don't have an away kit.

Every team in the PL seems to have at that one average midfield player who is 100% interchangeable with any other average midfield player at another club. Except for West Brom who seem to have an entire squad of this type of player.
:lol:
 
No team has ever scored a goal from a short corner in the history of professional football.
 
The best player on the team always misses an important penalty in a shootout. He's also regularly the team penalty taker during games but seemingly never misses.

Arsenal matches are longer than 90 mins as too much seems to happen in them(mentioned this in the match chat)
 
If a player is taking a freekick and stands in place for 10+sec, the ball will go into row z.

Yes!

And if a player is taking a quick free kick and the team scores, the ref will always interrupt and ask to retake the free kick.
 
Referees can spot the slightest touch on the ball by a defender and correctly give a corner every time, but will routinely miss obvious fouls and shirt pulling.
 
All Argentinian footballers who play in Europe are either attacking midfielders, wingers, or forwards. Mascherano is the last defender to ever come out of Argentina.
 
Leicester and Everton have lost every game this season but somehow are still in 8th and 9th.
 
Michael Carrick towers by at least 5 inches over the rest of his teammates during the pre-game lineup/photo/music playing, and then shrinks down to normal size during the game.
 
United simultaneously produces the league’s most handsome and ugliest players.