Alan Pardew
It's like he suddenly decided to become a really good CM at the age of 30.Despite captaining his team in two Champions League finals, nobody actually knows anything about Gabi.
Left footed players are always one-footed and try their absolute best to never use their right foot at all costs, even if their right foot is actually decent.
The ball bounces better off the skull when there isn’t a 3 inch layer of gelled hair in between.Bald players are always good headers of the ball.
I have no memory whatsoever of Jose Antonío Reyes at Real Madrid...
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When watching a replay of an offside decision, commentators will always sit on the fence, even if it's really obvious what the call should've been.
*footage shows striker has both legs past the line "oooh it's tight"
Alan Smith did it with Walcott about 5 minutes ago and that was the first time he'd seen it.This is usually because they have naively given their verdict before seeing it again.
French/African player surnames always pop out at the same time. They come in bunches. Like, there was a time where everyone was a Sissoko. Then, it was Diarra's turn. Every league had one in an important team. This time its Bailly. United and Barça have one, they came to surface at the same time.. And these in fashion names never coexist. Like, is there a relevant Sissoko right now? I wonder the next name will be.
Does Dembele count?French/African player surnames always pop out at the same time. They come in bunches. Like, there was a time where everyone was a Sissoko. Then, it was Diarra's turn. Every league had one in an important team. This time its Bailly. United and Barça have one, they came to surface at the same time.. And these in fashion names never coexist. Like, is there a relevant Sissoko right now? I wonder the next name will be.
French/African player surnames always pop out at the same time. They come in bunches. Like, there was a time where everyone was a Sissoko. Then, it was Diarra's turn. Every league had one in an important team. This time its Bailly. United and Barça have one, they came to surface at the same time.. And these in fashion names never coexist. Like, is there a relevant Sissoko right now? I wonder the next name will be.
West Brom and Chris Brunt are actually one and the same thing.
West Brom are still yet to win any game in the Premier League, against anyone, ever.
No one actually knows where West Brom is. It's just a stadium in the middle of nowhere somewhere in the middle bit of England.
West Brom don't have an away kit.
Every team in the PL seems to have at that one average midfield player who is 100% interchangeable with any other average midfield player at another club. Except for West Brom who seem to have an entire squad of this type of player.
Dutch players who just have Van as a name are Strikers (Van Persie, Van Basten, Van Nistelrooy, Van Hooijdonk, Van Wolfwinkel) but if it’s Van der then they are not Strikers (Van der Sar, Van der Vaart, Van der Wiel)
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink was English.
Dick Advocaat and Gus Hiddink are the same person.
At one point during the early 00's, Zola was a player-manager at Chelsea.
there are a fair few Mendy's about at the moment
Nearly every footballer in Serie A whose names sound Italian are actually from Argentina.