Weird feelings of football

Southampton play Liverpool a minimum of six times per season. It's the only time Sky Sports shows them.
 
Dutch coaches are great at making young Brazilian players become wc.
Dutch coaches hate Brazilian players when they're in their peak.
 
West Ham have lost every single league game this season in humiliating fashion but somehow still remain mid-table.
 
Every goalkeeper making his debut for a new team has a 100% chance of making a mistake leading to a goal.
 
sugar_kane said:
West Ham have lost every single league game this season in humiliating fashion but somehow still remain mid-table.
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Very good. I also don't know how Watford amassed any points as they always seemed to lose (apart from against us at their place).

My brother just said a good one - Darius Vassell never played club football, only internationals.
 
Every trophy we've won in the last 5 years has featured Ashley Young celebrating on crutches.
 
Nobody can remember a single thing Darren Anderton did in his entire career.
 
Lay said:
Remember watching it on Soccer Am that it was for players or fans that are colour blind
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Wouldn't it be obvious?
If the player stays on the pitch, it's a yellow. Otherwise it's a red
 
Whenever a player or manager signs for a Turkish or Russian club it feels like they've given up on football.
 
There's a category of footballer who is perpetually in the 'too good to play in the Championship' bracket but is always relegated with their PL team and subsequently purchased by a recently promoted team. Rinse and repeat.

It's currently Tom Ince. It used to be Junior Hoilett, Cameron Jerome, Rudy Gestede and many others.
 
Solius said:
There's a category of footballer who is perpetually in the 'too good to play in the Championship' bracket but is always relegated with their PL team and subsequently purchased by a recently promoted team. Rinse and repeat.

It's currently Tom Ince. It used to be Junior Hoilett, Cameron Jerome, Rudy Gestede and many others.
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Hermann Hreidarsson. Relegated five times from the Premier League, with every club he played for.
 
Robben is one of the greatest footballer of this generation yet...

In his 17 seasons of first team football, Arjen Robben has managed to play over 30 league games in a season....

Only ONCE in 02/03. For Bayern in 8 seasons he has averaged 21 Bundesliga games a season. That doesn't feel right to me
 
There's a small pool of players who exist solely to be rotated among Bayern, Juve and Real every couple of summers.

If you're a decent but not vital player at one of these clubs you're only allowed to move to another one of these clubs.

James and Costa the latest in this group...
 
The once seemingly perfect Barcelona is now the seemingly mismanaged Barcelona and the once seemingly mismanaged Real is now the seemingly perfect Real. It's not my belief, but the one of a good amount of people on here.
 
Wade3 said:
The once seemingly perfect Barcelona is now the seemingly mismanaged Barcelona and the once seemingly mismanaged Real is now the seemingly perfect Real. It's not my belief, but the one of a good amount of people on here.
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Well, it's not exactly stretching the bounds of reality to claim that Barcelona were much better managed a few years ago than they are now, and that Real Madrid were managed much worse than they are now.
 
Siorac said:
Well, it's not exactly stretching the bounds of reality to claim that Barcelona were much better managed a few years ago than they are now, and that Real Madrid were managed much worse than they are now.
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Obviously yes, but it has gone to extremes, at least in regards to Real Madrid.
 
West Ham never actually sign anyone despite really wanting to sign lots of players and having the money to do so every year.
 
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