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Weird feelings of football
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Italy national football team plays with 12 in every match. Each time you count them they are 11. Are they?
Any Juventus player will play his best football wearing the black and white Juvetus shirt. Before and after Juventus, they are almost unknown. Exceptions, like Henry and Zidane, only prove the rule.
Italian players play their worst football in English Premier League. Before and after their short adventure in England, they are classy match winners.
Manchester United could beat anyone with Yorke-Cole on form. Name a team with Cruyff, Laudrup, Zidane and Maradona in it. They could beat it.
In each and every WC, Brazil national football team has at least two world class strikers hidden in K-League or Saudi-Arabia, so they can't play for the team.
Cantona could play football for at least 5 more years. Since 2010, he is 44 years old.
Any Juventus player will play his best football wearing the black and white Juvetus shirt. Before and after Juventus, they are almost unknown. Exceptions, like Henry and Zidane, only prove the rule.
Italian players play their worst football in English Premier League. Before and after their short adventure in England, they are classy match winners.
Manchester United could beat anyone with Yorke-Cole on form. Name a team with Cruyff, Laudrup, Zidane and Maradona in it. They could beat it.
In each and every WC, Brazil national football team has at least two world class strikers hidden in K-League or Saudi-Arabia, so they can't play for the team.
Cantona could play football for at least 5 more years. Since 2010, he is 44 years old.
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Busquets has never aged, as in he was born this way just the way he is now... like a Terminator
Modric's hair grows really quick
Thomas Muller is the most German thing ever
Modric's hair grows really quick
Thomas Muller is the most German thing ever
Nope, Schweinsteiger is
There will always be a player called Boateng somewhere in the world.
Whenever you are winning there's always loads of injury time, but when you're losing there's hardly any.
First halves seem to only last for 20 minutes, second halves feel like an hour
Whenever you are winning there's always loads of injury time, but when you're losing there's hardly any.
First halves seem to only last for 20 minutes, second halves feel like an hour
All the African players are named Touré, Cissé, Coulibaly, Dembélé, Niang or Samba
you forgot traore.
Maybe the most obvious and I also forgot Sissoko!
They all come from the same country, all of these name are from Mali. At the exception of Niang who is from Senegal.
Humm. You're certainly right but Edouard Cissé / Papiss Cissé / Aliou Cissé come from Senegal!
So Cissé is specific to Senegal?
The name Cissé is from Mali too. It's like Perez in France.
Perez? Corsica? Spanish? Portuguese?
Next year Liverpool will win the league.
Maybe Jamie Vardy too!
Luka Modric is the most deceptively one footed player ever. He's just conned me and I believe a lot of other into believing he's fairly 2 footed, but he's as one footed as Antonio Valencia.
So, all the African players come from Mali?
You don't realise what you are saying "all african" the players you are talking about comes from a part of africa, they are not african, they are west african and they all comes from Mali or near the borders of Mali.
Je vois que c'est un sujet sensible, désolé.
L'objet de ce topic était de dire des phrases débiles souvent à base de préjugés ridicules/raccourcis intellectuels.
Rien de bien sérieux, ni même d'offensant. C'est comme si je disais " tous les joueurs du Barça sont petits de taille".
L'objet de ce topic était de dire des phrases débiles souvent à base de préjugés ridicules/raccourcis intellectuels.
Rien de bien sérieux, ni même d'offensant. C'est comme si je disais " tous les joueurs du Barça sont petits de taille".
It's not sensible, it's just that you take a map and look at where the players are from and you will understand why they have the same names. Kenyans aren't named Cissé, they are africans though.
People are talking French again 
Lars Lagerback is always part of a coaching duo.
Yes, but Asians aren't named Cissé and they are not African!
You have the nationality of the players, you clearly see where they are from, it's not as if they were dispatched all across Africa, they are from a fairly limited area. And when you look at the Olympics you don't really see these names mentioned with East african athletes.The problem for me, is that you don't see people say all Europeans are named Petrovic, Nikolic or Pavlovic, you notice that they are all from the same region of Europe.
The problem for me, is that you don't see people say all Europeans are named Petrovic, Nikolic or Pavlovic, you notice that they are all from the same region of Europe.
The problem for me, is that you don't see I was joking from the beginning
The problem for me, is that you don't see I was joking from the beginning
I understood that but I still wanted to make that point because it's something that I hear too much about Africa or Asia, it doesn't feel right to me.
Now I stop there.
All African players are named Diouf
Every WC or Euro, Italy either perform superbly and reach the finals / win the thing or getting knocked out embarrassingly from the group stage. No in between.
Foreign born players never sing the anthem of their country.
The Russians can't perform unless they're trained by a dutch coach.
Every WC or Euro, England are getting knocked out by penalties in the QF.
Before every WC or Euro, England top their QS group flawlessly, however when they show up to the finals in the summer it's like they have never played together as a team.
Fabio Capello is the most boring, uninspiring person in the world.
Joachim Low managed Germany at WC2006, not Jurgen Klinsmann.
At every WC or Euro, there must be at least one Scandinavian team that is managed by a duo.
England always win vs Germany in friendlies, and always lose in competitive matches.
Foreign born players never sing the anthem of their country.
The Russians can't perform unless they're trained by a dutch coach.
Every WC or Euro, England are getting knocked out by penalties in the QF.
Before every WC or Euro, England top their QS group flawlessly, however when they show up to the finals in the summer it's like they have never played together as a team.
Fabio Capello is the most boring, uninspiring person in the world.
Joachim Low managed Germany at WC2006, not Jurgen Klinsmann.
At every WC or Euro, there must be at least one Scandinavian team that is managed by a duo.
England always win vs Germany in friendlies, and always lose in competitive matches.
George Burley is still the manager of Ipswich and Matt Holland is still their captain fantastic
Lars Lagerback is a beer
Dario Srna is actually Ukrainian
The Northern Ireland national team is just our youth team when they are no longer eligible to play U21 football.
Chelsea never lose at Stamford bridge.
No matter how bad of a season Chelsea are having they end up with a trophy.
Arsenal never had a transition period after the invincibles. They went from Henry, Pires, Campbell, Vieira to Rosicky, Fabregas, Van Persie, Walcott overnight.
AC Milan and Inter only change their kit once every 5 years.
No matter how bad of a season Chelsea are having they end up with a trophy.
Arsenal never had a transition period after the invincibles. They went from Henry, Pires, Campbell, Vieira to Rosicky, Fabregas, Van Persie, Walcott overnight.
AC Milan and Inter only change their kit once every 5 years.
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Mensah, Boateng, Appiah
Gattuso,Seedorf and Pirlo are still playing for Milan
Giggs never played for Wales
West Ham's players are not particularly good at interceptions and positioning,so they bully and kick the opposition to get the ball back (and get away with it)
Sterling lost yards of pace since moving to Man City
You don't need to spend lots of money to build a good defense,because even league one defenders could play well if the coaching and tactics fit the team.
Denmark and Netherlands qualified for the Euros
Brendan Rodgers promised Liverpool possession and Tiki-taka,but they were most dangerous on the counter (13-14 title challenge)
Also ,Arsenal are 10x more dangerous on the counter than their slow build up play
more to come
Giggs never played for Wales
West Ham's players are not particularly good at interceptions and positioning,so they bully and kick the opposition to get the ball back (and get away with it)
Sterling lost yards of pace since moving to Man City
You don't need to spend lots of money to build a good defense,because even league one defenders could play well if the coaching and tactics fit the team.
Denmark and Netherlands qualified for the Euros
Brendan Rodgers promised Liverpool possession and Tiki-taka,but they were most dangerous on the counter (13-14 title challenge)
Also ,Arsenal are 10x more dangerous on the counter than their slow build up play
more to come
Cant wait
Somewhere in the world, John Burridge and Dave Beasant are still playing professional football
I also still half expect the players at OT to come out of the middle of the South stand before kick off, even though that changed in the 90s
Ronaldinho is actually retired and only plays charity matches or random games once in a while in Brazil.
That's not far from the truth, he hasn't had a club since last September.
Yep, and that's not even a weird feeling but a simple fact.