Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

Bart's Girlfriend has so many great moments...

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.
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Principal Skinner: Congratulations, Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.

Groundskeeper Willie: There's not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!
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Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?

Bart: Really? Uh, sure.

Jessica: Great. We eat at 7:00.

Bart: There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!

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The delivery by Homer during the glasses scene is what makes it.
 
Sky were showed Lisa the Vegetarian. Forgot how great that episode is, with so many awesome quote worthy parts.
 
"You don't win friends with salad!"

I try to use that once a week.
 
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She'll do 300 hectares to a single tank of kerosene

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What country is this car from?

Eet no longer exists, but take her for a test drive, and you'll agree; Zagrevev emin zlotny dev!

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Put it in 'H'!

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Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed every day.
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Deliveryman #1: Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
Bart: That's me.
Deliveryman #1: (punches Bart in the face.) Don't write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.
(The doorbell rings Bart answers it)
Squeaky-voiced Teen: I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
Bart: Uh that's me.
Squeaky-voiced Teen: (punches Bart in the face) Stop stealing golf balls from the driving range!
(The doorbell rings)
Deliveryman #2: (through the door) Homer Simpson! I've got a uh.. special delivery for you.
Bart: Go away.
Deliveryman #2: If you do not open the door, Mr. Simpson, I cannot give you your special delivery.
(Bart sees it's his animation cell that he ordered)
Deliveryman #2: Here's your special delivery.
Bart: Thanks...
Deliveryman #2: (punches Bart in the face) And that's for keeping me waiting.
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Mr. Burns: I've decided to bring in a few ringers, professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "Three-Finger" Brown...
Smithers: Uh, sir?
Mr. Burns: What is it, Smithers?
Smithers: I'm afraid all of those players have retired and, uh... passed on. In fact, your right-fielder has been dead for a hundred and thirty years.
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This show needs to end. The latest season has been devoid of plot and humour. The only thing is, is that it deserves to go out on a bang rather then this drivel it is serving up currently.
 
I read somewhere that one of the newest seasons was meant to be alright. But yeah, I hardly watching anything post season 12 or 13
 
There was one episode from the current season that had some good laugh. But yeah, mostly its just a grin at most whereas the older stuff still cracks me up.
 
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