Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

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Lisa: (speaking to Homer) You promised to take us to the lake.
Homer: I promise you kids lots of things. That's what make me such a good father.
Lisa: Actually, keeping promises would make you a good father.
Homer: No that would make me a great father.
 
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Lou: Here’s your man, chief.
Wiggum: Cecil? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob.
Lisa: No, Chief, Bob’s innocent, it’s the truth!
Wiggum: Truth, hah? That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Lisa Simpson.
Lou: Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief.
Wiggum: That’s some good work, Lou. You’ll make sergeant for this.
Lou: Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief.
Wiggum: Perhaps you are, but I say Bob goes back to jail.
Bob: [stammering] But surely—I mean, I. Caught. Cecil.
Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest.
Lou: No I didn’t Chief.
Wiggum: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it’ll make your head spin!
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Difficult question time!

In no order, who are your three favourite Simpsons characters?

  • Chief Wiggum
  • Principal Skinner
  • Lionel Hutz
 
Homer apart, it's Burns, Skinner and Troy McClure.

Shout-out to Flanders as well.
 
Krusty, Scorpio, Moleman/Grimey
 
Krusty, Jasper, Homer...but there's not really any I dislike from the early years.
 
Troy McClure
Burns
Milhouse

Edit: Completely forgot about Kent Brockman...
 
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Kent Brockman
Hutz
Burns
 
Burns
Ralph
Moe

Edit: These are my three favourite none main characters. My favourite is definitely Homer...
 
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Mom, Dad, look! This biography of Peter Uebberoth is only 99 cents.
- And I found the new Al Gore book.
- Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow.
I hope it's as exciting as his other book: Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future.
I'm getting this book on UFOs.
Did you know they're real? But there's a conspiracy to cover it up.
Oh, that's just a paranoid fantasy.
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Mr. Vice President, someone finally bought a copy of your book.
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Well, this calls for a celebration.
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I will.
 
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Homer: Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass on the words of advice my father gave me.
Abe: Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!
Homer: Lousy traumatic childhood!
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"Homer, your boss called. He said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."

"Woohoo! Four day weekend!"
 
Picking my favourite three characters is really tough. I guess I'd go with:

Ralph
Hutz
Moe...or Skinner. That's four though, but screw it I'll have four.
 
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