Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

Another I heard today:

Marge: Homie, don't put all your eggs in one basket!
Homer: What? You'd rather I got a basket for each egg?
Marge: Good point, what a silly saying. I'll have to remove that from my list of things to say to you.
 
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Homer: How come you never play your guitar anymore?

Bart: I'll tell you the truth. I wasn't good at it, so I quit. I hope you're not mad.

Homer: Son, come here. [Laughs] Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit, and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.

Bart: What's on?

Homer: It doesn't matter.
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Homer: Good-bye, son!

Milhouse: Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away.

Bart: Maybe it's for the best.
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Just realized Crazy Cat Lady is basically Grandma Flanders
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I just saw an episode with this in it, and I died a little inside. Then I went outside for a cry.



Plod along being awful, fine, we'll ignore it and pretend it's not happening, but don't ruin the old things too. You monsters. YOU MONSTERS!!!
 
One of my favourite episodes ever. Cracking up at "That sinister looking kid is coming to kill me..."
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Surely a contender for one of the best episodes. Has anyone done a 'caf's top Simpsons episodes'?
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Absolutely quality episode, and of course gave rise to one of the internets best gifs.

The musical number in it too is exceptional!
 
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Dr. Foster: Yes, Dr. Foster here. … Ned Flanders? You're sure? … No, no, no, I'll come right over. And may God have mercy on us all. (hangs up) Darling, there's an emergency at the hospital, uh, where are my shoes?

Mrs. Foster: I think they're in the den.

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Dr. Foster: The den? May God have mercy on us all.
 
Just watching Homer's Phobia, i.e. the one with the gay steel mill. :lol:

The 8th season just contains so many classic episodes.
 
One of my favourite Simpsons bits ever :lol:

"It was Marge, admit it."
 
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Mom, what if there's a really bad, crummy guy who's going to jail, but I know he's innocent?

Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying ''Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out". Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again. *Humming*

Mom? Mom! Mom!

Hmm?

What if I can get this guy off the hook? I mean, sh-should I do it?

Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did one gray December morn. *Humming*
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Hired goons?
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Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat".

Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.

Knightboat: You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.

Michael: Oh, no! They're headed for land. We'll never catch them now.

Knightboat: Incorrect: look! A canal.

Homer: Go, Knightboat, go!

Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal.

Lisa: Or an inlet.

Bart: Or a fjord.

Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat.
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"Oh Papa Homer, you are so learned!"

"Learn'd my boy, it's pronounced learn'd..."

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Seen a few of the newer ones recently. Most of them seem to contain references to cocaine :annoyed:

You wouldn't get that in the old ones!
 
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