Television We didn't all go to Gudger College

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Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you?
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Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk.
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Ha-ha.
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Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.
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Tonight on Eyewitness News a man who's been in a coma for 23 years wakes up.

Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?

No. She won an Oscar, and he's a congressman.

Good night!
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Go! Okay we can all stop worrying now, these dogs never fail.

But...will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?

Well, they'll...When they find him, they'll, um...

Excuse me, you didn't answer me. You just trailed off.

Yeah. Yeah, I did kinda trail off there, didn't I?
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Hello, son. Where have you been?

Playing with Milhouse.

No, you haven't! You've been out gallivanting around with that floozy of a bigger brother of yours! Haven't you? Haven't you? Look at me!

Dad, it just kind of happened. You're taking this too hard.

How would you like me to take it? "Go ahead, Bart. Have your fun. I'll be waiting for you"? I'm sorry, I can't do it!
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Well, what are you gonna do?
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Oh-ho! You'll see.
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Who needs you? Tom's a better father than you ever were.

Come on, Bart. We had our fun. Remember when I used to push you on the swing?

I was fakin' it.

[Gasps] Liar!

Oh, yeah? Remember this? "Higher, Dad. Higher. "Whee! Whee! Push harder, Dad."

Hey, stop that.

"Come on! Higher! Higher! Faster!"

Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
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Homer: "I just helped out in the Toys-for-Guns program."
Chief: "Homer! It's Guns-For-Toys!"
Homer: "Uh-oh spaghetti-o's"
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Someone fecked up at work by sending the whole company an email containing a look-a-like of someone, Homer's catchphrase came to mind.
 
Only liked the Bob's Burger and Cleveland bit, along with the bit just before where Homer does not get the gag for a bullshit Family Guy random story. Was a bit disappointed to see Bart and Stewie together. Stewie and Mr Burns would have been much better.
 
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If Lisa had married the posh dude in the future they would be celebrating their fourth wedding anniversary today. That makes me feel f*cking old
 
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"What happened?... When did that happen?... How much of it?... Oh my goodness, I'll be right up."

"Homer, I've gotta go, there's a problem upstairs. Somebody ate part of my lunch.
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The look on his face here. :lol: The greatest one off character in the history of this show.
 
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Marge: What the...? What are you doing in here?
Bart: Work was hard, so we quit.
Marge: What?!
Lisa: Hard work made us quit.
 
Sideshow Bob: (to Marge) Madame, your children are no more……than a pair of ill-bred trouble-makers.

Homer: Lisa, too?

Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa! But, especially Bart!
 
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Marge: Lisa, how was school?
Lisa: How was what? What?
Marge: School! School!
Lisa: It's not time for school.

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Keep it down in there, everybody!
 
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