watching the St patrick's day one the other day noticed the last sign in moes for the first time
Television We didn't all go to Gudger College
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"Hey fatty I got a movie for you, a fridge too far!"
@SimpsonsQOTD on Twitter is good too.
Yeah, it's excellent.
Excellent episode. Classic Moe throughout.
"You know what what aggrevazes me? It's them immigants!"
"Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!"
The hatred that brews between Arnie Pie and Kent Brockman as the seasons go on is just excellent.
Kent Brockman: “An award ceremony erupted in kidnapping tonight as alleged ‘good guy’ Homer Simpson absconded with several children in a stolen paddy wagon. Now let’s go to Arnie Pie in the sky.”
Arnie Pie: “I can see them right below me. I’m going to try to nail the driver with one of my shoes.”
Kent Brockman: ” Arnie, please, leave this to the police.”
Arnie Pie: “I’m sick of being a reporter, I want to make the news!”
Kent Brockman: “Arnie, this is not the time-”
Arnie Pie: “You’re not the time, Kent! You’re not the time!”
"Hey! I don't remember saying that!"
Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down?!
"Careful! You'll pop it!"
I love Arnie Pie.
Kent Brockman: "Arnie, how are the children?"
Arnie Pie: "I can't see through metal, Kent!"
Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer Simpson: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
Kent Brockman: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer Simpson: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent Brockman: [pause] Well, touché.
Homer Simpson: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
Kent Brockman: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer Simpson: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent Brockman: [pause] Well, touché.
Ned: I think it's time we start our own Neighborhood Watch!..a-roonie!
Crowd: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Ned: Who should lead the group?
Guy: You!
Crowd: Yeeeeeaaah!!! Flanders! Flanders! Flanders!
Ned: Well, I don't have really much experience but I'll be..
Moe: Someone else!
Crowd: Yaaaay! Someone else, someone else, someone else!
Homer: I'm someone else!
Lenny: He's right!
Crowd: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Ned: Who should lead the group?
Guy: You!
Crowd: Yeeeeeaaah!!! Flanders! Flanders! Flanders!
Ned: Well, I don't have really much experience but I'll be..
Moe: Someone else!
Crowd: Yaaaay! Someone else, someone else, someone else!
Homer: I'm someone else!
Lenny: He's right!
"No burning leaves without a permit!"
"But I have a permit"
"Too late!"
"But I have a permit"
"Too late!"
Marge: That pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for
two weeks. How long does it take to deliver a pizza?
Man 1: Looks like our cover's blown.
Man 2: Let's roll. [the truck speeds off]
[back in the bedroom]
Homer: See? It was all your imagination.
two weeks. How long does it take to deliver a pizza?
Man 1: Looks like our cover's blown.
Man 2: Let's roll. [the truck speeds off]
[back in the bedroom]
Homer: See? It was all your imagination.
Bart: "It's not just ''a megaphone,'' Dad. It's a Rapmaster 2000"
Homer: "Never mind the commercials. Just give it to me."
...
"Move along there"
"Return to your homes and places of business"
Homer: "Never mind the commercials. Just give it to me."
...
"Move along there"
"Return to your homes and places of business"
That whole Catburglar episode is gold 
We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!
But sir, it's just a mod...
I said, "Hop in."
But sir, it's just a mod...
I said, "Hop in."
"I'm peeing on the seat! Give me a raise!"
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Marge: Where's Bart? I haven't seen him since you came home.
Homer: Oh, you haven't seen Bart for a few hours, so you automatically assume I let something terrible happen.
Marge: I didn't say that.
Homer: I know what you think... when stupid Homer wasn't looking, Bart got kidnapped by a monkey.
Marge: I could never think of something that horrible!
Homer: And now I'm using sarcasm to confess the whole thing, so later I can say that I already told you!
Marge: Sorry I asked.
Lisa: Dad, you can't keep this up for long.
Homer: Oh, you're so right, I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this, because I can't stop! HELP ME LISA! I HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS!
Editor: (looking through Homer's photos) Terrific! Outstanding! This has Page One written all over it! What the hell did you do that for?
"I'm peeing on the seat! Give me a raise!"
If I'm thinking of the right episode, the sequel to that was utter bollocks.
...
Homer? It's Moe. Uh look, some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward.
Can't murder now, eating.
Can't murder now, eating.
Lisa, so you won't be scared, I'll show you some of the tools I'll be using. This is the scraper. This is the poker. And this happy little fellow... is the gouger.
"Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!"