We are an awfully coached team

Robbie Boy said:
Googling "how long the average ejaculaion was" during half time is pretty eh odd...
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You think? Maybe. First thing that came to mind after a few half time posts in this thread. More people should masturbate during half time I thought, since it’s so difficult to handle ones emotions. Good stress release! I believe there are forums for that to..
 
FatherWolff said:
You think? Maybe. First thing that came to mind after a few half time posts in this thread. More people should masturbate during half time I thought, since it’s so difficult to handle ones emotions. Good stress release! I believe there are forums for that to..
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Sure thing boss, whatever you're into I guess.
 
Just waiting for the great Ole last 5 minutes sub of forward off Tuanzebe on just to completely fook things up.
 
Total control of this match. There is no need to make changes Ole, so don't. Resist the Tuanzebe urge.
 
The two leg against Milan is a great example how reliant we are on moments of brilliance actually.

Which seems to be enough quite often, since we have some really good players. But we are poorly coached side.
 
Last week i was arguing against a poster claiming we bottle it when it counts when we drew.

We go away and win 1 nil.
Cant wait to read its the next round that bottle really counts etc.
 
Much better second half until Zlatan came on. It's extremely worrying how often we are getting outplayed by teams inferior to us though.
 
Borys said:
The two leg against Milan is a great example how reliant we are on moments of brilliance actually.

Which seems to be enough quite often, since we have some really good players. But we are poorly coached side.
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What was brilliant about todays goal? Feck me we missed 2 open goals last week
 
Borys said:
The two leg against Milan is a great example how reliant we are on moments of brilliance actually.

Which seems to be enough quite often, since we have some really good players. But we are poorly coached side.
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James greenwood and a half fit rashford is a top drawer front three is it
 
cyberman said:
Last week i was arguing against a poster claiming we bottle it when it counts when we drew.

We go away and win 1 nil.
Cant wait to read its the next round that bottle really counts etc.
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Yup. I was confident we would win tonight, said so after the first leg.
 
I'm absolutely pleased by how we managed the second half tactically.

Absolutely perfect half in such kind of game
 
Borys said:
The two leg against Milan is a great example how reliant we are on moments of brilliance actually.

Which seems to be enough quite often, since we have some really good players. But we are poorly coached side.
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Would you not say every goal is a moment of brilliance ?
 
Ole is going to be here next season that is for sure. I am hoping the reason we play so ugly is due to the long relentless season because I don't think I can take another year of this football.
 
Dr. StrangeHate said:
Ole is going to be here next season that is for sure. I am hoping the reason we play so ugly is due to the long relentless season because I don't think I can take another year of this football.
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We are second top scorers in the league. Username checks out.
 
cyberman said:
What was brilliant about todays goal? Feck me we missed 2 open goals last week
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Nothing. It was well worked play.
Crashoutcassius said:
James greenwood and a half fit rashford is a top drawer front three is it
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Well neither of them was involved in two goals we scored against Milan.
They are not top drawer, but we're not talking about top drawer competition are we?
 
Borys said:
The two leg against Milan is a great example how reliant we are on moments of brilliance actually.

Which seems to be enough quite often, since we have some really good players. But we are poorly coached side.
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I’m always curious what sides are coached well. So, here is you chance. 5-10 sides that are coached well. Go.
 
M Bison said:
Imagine if we were as badly coached or had as poor players as Leicester or Chelsea, then you'd be really upset.
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Look, I was obviously being a bit facetious (although it is not exactly the highest quality league this year - Liverpool have collapsed, Chelsea have sacked their manager, Spurs are probably about to sack their manager, everyone looks knackered from the ludicrous schedule, West Ham are pushing for a CL place).

I get it, though - City have a much better coach and a much better team - 2nd is the realistic limit of our aspirations and we're currently achieving that - but if we're not going to win anything for the next few years, couldn't we at least be decent to watch? Maybe pass the ball a bit? Dribble past a few players? Sustain some attacks?
 
Borys said:
The two leg against Milan is a great example how reliant we are on moments of brilliance actually.

Which seems to be enough quite often, since we have some really good players. But we are poorly coached side.
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moments of brilliance.

If only we could go back to scoring more own goals.

was Pogba’s a ‘moment of brilliance’? If you think it was, I’m not sure how you think we should be scoring goals?
 
Infra-red said:
Just Martial and Bailly, isn't it? Plus whatever Cavani is up to...
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Pogba was out injured recently did you not hear, rashford carrying knock, Donny has been out, Mata has been out. Our subs for the front four on weekend were diallo and shoretire with a combined 200 minutes in their careers
 
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