The truth is, he'd simply look out of place anywhere else other than England. He doesn't have the ability to integrate into any other culture or society. He's the kind of guy that would go to the top restaurant in China and ask for a Pot Noodle. He'd look more out of place than a duck at a goose convention.
Our only hope is him getting snapped up by West Ham or Everton, but I think that's highly unlikely bearing in mind the wages he's on.
It's sad seeing him transform from a player who lived and breathed every moment on the pitch, desperate to play every minute of every game, to a retired sloth that occasionally comes on for a run around, and even then has the touch of a hippo on acid.
He may be in the books as a club legend, but he'll also be remembered as a huge mercenary.