So do those beating their chest as if they've scored a victory think he'll sign a new contract?
Wayne Rooney | 2012-14 Performances
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Why isn't this thread full of pictures of Rooney with huge scars?
C'mon gif makers, get creative...
C'mon gif makers, get creative...
Walcott's said it looks like something out of a horror movie.
It's an odd stance to take.
We forced a player who wanted to leave, to stay. Nothing more nothing less.
I'm more happy that we didn't strengthen a rival.
It's a tough one. Is he going to get the same salary he's on now in his extension? I really doubt it. Does he love United enough to take a pay cut, during what he and many others believe is the peak of his career where he feels he has nothing further to prove? Also doubtful, IMO
Unless he has a totally raging season, scores 40 goals and takes the utmost piss on the pitch, I think we'll offer him an extension with a lower salary and he'll turn it down.
I refuse to believe that is Wayne Rooney...
All that money, and he's wearing grey sweats. Top clobber.
Hair transplant went well then.
It's all the stress he's been under lately.
Those Facebook entries clearly aren't directly from him but they must be from 'his people' so are presumably his sentiments without the horrible grammar/spelling.
That scar. Ouch.
This second one is worse.
This second one is worse.
Does he have some sort of skin condition that allows frequent dirty deep cuts? Remember his leg last year?
fecking hell. Who did that? Sparky? Jones? Did he jump down from the Old Trafford roof and land on Wayne's head or something?
Should have played on regardless, according to that waste of skin Adrian Durham.
Overhand right, perhaps.
Wayne will just have plastic surgery in the off season and get rid of it.
But he should keep it, wicked scar!
But he should keep it, wicked scar!
Wtf? How can you hurt someone so bad in training?
Pain heals, Colleen digs scars and the glory lasts forever.. Man up Wayne!
Phil Jones apparently. 
Two words. Phil Jones.
Wouldn't have wanted to play playground football with jonesy.
Didn't Rooney and Jones have a fight in training at the end of last season or were at least rumored to?
Stud to the forehead in training. Could only be Jones then. The guy's a nutter
.I don't think I've ever known a more clumsy footballer - the man is seemingly never in control of any of his limbs/muscles (or the football...)
Fergie loves Jones.. Looks like the feeling is mutual.
Agree, except for the miserable part. Most likely he'll play very well this year to ensure a starting place in World cup. However, he will then play extremely well no doubt in WC to get a better deal somewhere else. We have only delayed the inevitable i think, we'll get a lot less for him next year, but as i've said all along i think this year was very important not to sell him, especially to a rival.
EDIT. Also, if rumours are to be believed, hopefully Stretford will be bankrupt by next summer and no longer his agent. If thats the case he may less likely to want a move/bumper pay deal
When he's not hurting himself he's hurting someone else.
hulk Hogan gave him a leg drop from the third rope
What the hell he looks like he's been hit in the head with an exe!
Jones is a spastic. I imagine he regularly spills his hot tea all over his crotch.
Those damn exe's are dangerous. Must have been downloading porn on his phone which turned out to be a virus which proceeded to jump out of the screen and crack his head open. Beware, fecking people are learning to create deadlier viruses nowadays.
I really do struggle to think of a situation where that can happen in training.
Saw on twitter someone say he looks like a piggy bank
Saw on twitter someone say he looks like a piggy bank
Is Phil Jones' boot alright? Surprised he's not out for a couple of weeks also!
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