Usain Bolt watch

The fecker is 1.95m tall, built like a brickhouse and the fastest man in the world.

Just stick him up front. Physically, he is Drogba and Henry rolled into one. Defenders won't know whether to push up or drop deep to deal with him.

Seriously, imagine a talented footballer with his physical attributes. When was the last time you saw a tank forward who was also the fastest guy on the block?
 
The fecker is 1.95m tall, built like a brickhouse and the fastest man in the world.

Just stick him up front. Physically, he is Drogba and Henry rolled into one. Defenders won't know whether to push up or drop deep to deal with him.

Seriously, imagine a talented footballer with his physical attributes. When was the last time you saw a tank forward who was also the fastest guy on the block?

His name is Bebe, and that is the proof that your post is erroneous.
 
Another article with qoutes by Bolt on United:
The Jamaican is looking for a new challenge after securing gold in the 100m, 200m and 4x100m relay at London 2012, and would like it to involve football and his beloved Red Devils.

Ideally, the fastest man in the world would like a trial at Old Trafford, so he could show Sir Alex Ferguson his prowess on the field.

Failing that, he wants the chance to work with Nani, Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia, as he claims he can coach them to become as good as Cristiano Ronaldo.

'I don't know if Alex Ferguson will offer me a trial or not,' he told the Sun.

'But even if it doesn't happen I would like to come and help coach the attacking players at United like I did with Ronaldo - anything I can do to make sure the title does not end up with Manchester City again.'

Bolt, who was part of the Jamaican sprint relay team that broke the world record on Saturday night, believes he has spotted a weakness in United's wingers.

'You see guys like Nani and Ashley Young who are so fast and skilful, but they get pushed off the ball like Ronaldo used to,' he explained.

'Since I taught Ronaldo in 2009 he has gone on to score 40 goals a season, I don't think he would have scored them all without my training.'

'United have so many players with pace that if they all perfect their sprinting technique it will be impossible to play against them.'

Bolt has also hinted his next challenge could be switching from sprinting to long jump in time for the Rio Olympics in 2016, as he wants to emulate his hero Jesse Owens' achievements.

Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/footba...chester-united-stop-city-winning-league-again

I love how he takes credit for turning Ronaldo into a 40 goal player, he really is filled with (deservedly) arrogance!
 
About to run the 200m in Lausanne on BBC3. It's a fast track where Leroy Burrell set the world record in the mid-1990s and Asafa Powell ran a 9.72 a few years ago.
 
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Taken after the Fulham game today. Its on, sign him up.
 
That's what i was thinking ,hardly food for an Olympic champion.
 
The man ate chicken nuggets before his world record in Beijing, Usain Bolt, he does what he wants.
 
Yeah, ignore the sliced veggies on the table as well.
 
I'm not usually one for acting the tourist at Old Trafford, but I was snapping all sorts of photos of him today. When I have children, I'm gonna be able to tell them I saw Bolt in the flesh. :cool:
 
The fecker is 1.95m tall, built like a brickhouse and the fastest man in the world.

Just stick him up front. Physically, he is Drogba and Henry rolled into one. Defenders won't know whether to push up or drop deep to deal with him.

Seriously, imagine a talented footballer with his physical attributes. When was the last time you saw a tank forward who was also the fastest guy on the block?

Fat Ronaldo before the injury was one such player.
 
Rudisha and Bolt look like they've run out of gas or more likely have been too busy celebrating their titles.

I'll be deleting this if Bolt runs a WR.
 
Another article with qoutes by Bolt on United:


Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/footba...chester-united-stop-city-winning-league-again

I love how he takes credit for turning Ronaldo into a 40 goal player, he really is filled with (deservedly) arrogance!

He certainly is a very confident man and rightly deserved to be one. I am not surprised if he has many ideas to help the team. That said, you can also read between the lines his sense of humour. He really is a nice guy. And a clever one.
 
Hehe he definitely isn't lacking in confidence.

At the end of this season next year when we take back our Trophy, he will be reported as saying "I gave some advice to Sir Alex after I won gold medals in the Olympic Games. He took my advice and now the trophy is back in OT". :)