Scrumpet
There are no words
Because of science
I'm waiting for Ryan to come out with some story like this...
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
I haven't seen a beating this bad since my hand met my penis last night.
Biden smashed it out of the park.
Wolf Blitzer just called it a draw I don't even.
Biden's task was to energize Dem enthusiasm, which is precisly what he did. A successful debate in what he did. Ryan, I thought, didn't do much to keep the energy level up.
I thought the media were left-leaning? CNN have most calling it a draw, one calling it a Ryan victory on style.