You couldn't make this stuff up
Of course you can't but if you want weird, these are actual laws:
If you're found wearing a bulletproof vest while committing a crime in New Jersey, you will not only be charged with the crime but have to be charged additionally for trying to protect yourself against bullet wounds.
In Vermont, women must get permission from their husbands if they want to get false teeth.
In Florida, you can't wear masks or hoods covering the face in public
In Georgia, it's forbidden to eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
ALASKA: A person cannot get drunk in a bar and remain on the premises.
FLORIDA: People who own bars, restaurants, and other places where liquor is sold may be fined up to $1,000 if they participate in or permit any contest of "dwarf-tossing."
IDAHO: Cannibalism is strictly prohibited and punishable by up to 14 years in prison.
INDIANA: Liquor stores can't sell refrigerated water or soda.
MICHIGAN: A statute on the books since 1931 makes adultery a felony in this state.
MONTANA: Driving animals onto a railroad track with intent to injure the train can result in a fine.
NEBRASKA: No person who is afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease can marry
OHIO: Every operator of an underground coal mine must provide an "adequate supply" of toilet paper with each toilet.
TEXAS: People wishing to run for office must acknowledge the "Supreme Being." If not, they could be subjected to religious tests.