Fabregas

[Damien]

Sweet Jesus it's ON!

Plus, where did this badge kissing myth come from? And even if he did... we all know he loves Barca more than any other club, of he moves it'll be solely for the benefit of his playing career.

Rams was the first to post it (and it seemed to be more of a question than an actual statement), then it escalated:

He kissed the Barca badge after scoring then?

If it has only taken two years to become unhappy speaks volumes. The only thing that concerns me is this kissing the badge, scoring and starting thing, pre-season.

I can only hope he has the bottle to finish what he started.

Odds on him to stay at Barca slashed to 1/6. Cocks in.

That just means a lot of people placed bets on him staying after he kissed the badge.

He kissed the fecking badge lads, it's over. There's no labyrinthine plot afoot here. This is dead in the water and you're not going to get a more cast iron statement of intent than kissing the facking badge.

 

[Vato]

I was joking. I'll google translate it next time you, johnny foreigner.

Qué?

 

[Wibble]

Wibbs, 120m for the two should get the job done. Hopefully, my skepticism about our ability to pull this off sensational pair of signings should be just enough jinx needed to allow this to actually come to pass

I'm not holding my breath and I wouldn't be especially surprised if we got both or neither.

 

[moses]

I wouldn't be especially surprised if we got both or neither.

That's my annual transfer 'fever' in a nutshell.

 

[Genius Me!]

Rams was the first to post it (and it seemed to be more of a question than an actual statement), then it escalated:

that is very much like that post that explained transfer tweets in several steps or whatever It was starting with the guy from the Times saying Liverpool were looking at a certain player.

 

[Wibble]

I just don't care enough TBH.

 

[Woodzy]

The most willy tingling thing about this new advancement is that it confirms that Cesc clearly is available. You got the impression that he always had his price, but this confirms it, and hopefully means it won't be ridiculously high. Perhaps Woodward won't have to click the drop down menu for increasing our next bid and simply just click the + icon just a few more times.

 

[shaggy]

So did he kiss the badge or not?

 

[Red Hand Devil]

Why? You think I'm just here to get peoples hopes up and laugh at them afterwards?

I might joke around in this thread sometimes but I genuinely want United to sign cesc. Or any other good central midfielder for that matter.

Don't worry man, that's just Moses' strange sense of humour. He doesnt do smilies either so its hard to tell when he's joking

 

[Damien]

So did he kiss the badge or not?

Not in the videos I've seen.

 

[That'sHernandez]

Cesc

 

[O'Sheady]

The most willy tingling thing about this new advancement is that it confirms that Cesc clearly is available. You got the impression that he always had his price, but this confirms it, and hopefully means it won't be ridiculously high. Perhaps Woodward won't have to click the drop down menu for increasing our next bid and simply just click the + icon just a few more times.

Maybe we have made a third bid already behind the scenes and that is now why it is up to Fabregas as the clubs have already agreed a fee.

 

[Fergie's Man]

Rams was the first to post it (and it seemed to be more of a question than an actual statement), then it escalated:

Not quite the order that it happened. :-)

 

[Fergie's Man]

So did he kiss the badge or not?

I don't think he actually celebrated to any great extent, but there again you wouldn't in a game like that.

 

[Fergie's Man]

I'm not holding my breath and I wouldn't be especially surprised if we got both or neither.

Not easy to surprise you then. :-)

 

[Spoony]

It's still on, and likelihood of the transfer has gone up to 69.5%.

 

[Mainoldo]

Not in the videos I've seen.

Looked like a kiss goodbye.

 

[Fergie's Man]

It's still on, and likelihood of the transfer has gone up to 69.5%.

Excellent. What caused the increase of 0.5%?

 

[Spoony]

Excellent. What caused the increase of 0.5%?

I slept well last night. Don't you get the feeling that this is going to happen though?

 

[lem8sh]

He won't come to us relax ladies

 

[Fergie's Man]

I slept well last night. Don't you get the feeling that this is going to happen though?

Yes, but I am just a big sap and will believe anything I want to believe. :-)

I have believed it from the beginning, being the eternal optimist, but you don't tell people that. So it would be good if we can keep that between us. :-)

If Cesc says I am staying, rather than his clueless teammates, I will stop believing.

 

[Spoony]

He won't come to us relax ladies

70% certain it's going through.

 

[Vato]

Don't worry man, that's just Moses' strange sense of humour. He doesnt do smilies either so its hard to tell when he's joking

You even forgot to factor in his early dementia and his love for smoking whatever grows in his garden.

Other than that, yeah mosey is cool, we're like bff''s on here. We go way back. Two tour of duties in 'Nam, that'll strengthen any friendship.

Anyway Fabregas, yeah he has't defeated a Vietnamese batallion with only a branch.

moses > Cesc

 

[Spoony]

You even forgot to factor in his early dementia and his love for smoking whatever grows in his garden.

Other than that, yeah mosey is cool, we're like bff''s on here. We go way back. Two tour of duties in 'Nam, that'll strengthen any friendship.

Anyway Fabregas, yeah he has't defeated a Vietnamese batallion with only a branch.

moses > Cesc

Abraham > Moses.

 

[Vato]

Let's not involve Lincoln too now.

 

[Spoony]

I was thinking Abraham Moss! You have to be from Manchester...

 

[Wibble]

Not easy to surprise you then. :-)

Not when it comes to transfers. I will enjoy it if we get a top class player but I really don't care that much.

 

[Spoony]

Not when it comes to transfers. I will enjoy it if we get a top class player but I really don't care that much.

Bollocks, it's more fun than the actual season! You know it's true, Wibbs.

 

[Vato]

I hate typing on this fecking phone, just lost my last reply to you Spoony.

It had the word forrin and whoosh and stuff, it was one of my finest moments, a true piece of art.

I'm gutted.

Anyways is it just me or did cesc not kiss the badge at all in those 2 videos posted above?

 

[Damien]

Anyways is it just me or did cesc not kiss the badge at all in those 2 videos posted above?

It's not just you. Think it's been established that him kissing the badge was a misunderstanding/rumour that went out of control.

Not sure how true this is, but from a newbie:

I am from Barcelona and last night I was watching the match on TV3 (catalan channel) and they said Cesc refused to talk to them after the match.

He did join yesterday and that is his first post so it probably isn't true.

 

[O'Sheady]

This is actually going to happen!

 

[Massive Spanner]

Clearly RTÈ unsettled him and the club.

 

[Spoony]

I hate typing on this fecking phone, just lost my last reply to you Spoony.

It had the word forrin and whoosh and stuff, it was one of my finest moments, a true piece of art.

I'm gutted.

Anyways is it just me or did cesc not kiss the badge at all in those 2 videos posted above?

Re type it then, I'm curious like Jessica Fletcher in Murder She Wrote.

 

[SteveJ]

Clearly RTÈ unsettled him and the club.

The Billie Barry Kids were the last straw.

 

[Buchan]

I was thinking Abraham Moss!

 

[Red Hand Devil]

I was thinking Abraham Moss! You have to be from Manchester...

I thought you meant a female support undergarment made from ham

 

[Spoony]

I thought you meant a female support undergarment made from ham

RHD, that's not working for me. A bra ham? Have a word...

 

[Vato]

It's not just you. Think it's been established that him kissing the badge was a misunderstanding/rumour that went out of control.

Not sure how true this is, but from a newbie:



He did join yesterday and that is his first post so it probably isn't true.

Hmm interesting, could be for a number of reasons though or the whole thing could just be bullshit in the first place.

 

[Red Hand Devil]

Clearly RTÈ unsettled him and the club.

Yeah they have a habit of tryin that shit, just like when RTE's Radio DJ John Murray did that sketch about Mickey Harte & his daughter Michaela - 6 months after she was murdered... We havent done an interview with them since...

 

[Fergie's Man]

Keep this positivity going boys.

If you build it, they will come.