Our 08/09 team had Hargraves, Ronaldo and Berbs. Not sure if any team could beat that level of handsomeness.
United handsome XI 13/14!
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Berbatov is hideous.
Look at the players Wenger has allowed to leave. Henry, Fabregas, Lungberg, RVP.
Adnan is a prettyboy, but he's not my type. He dresses like a total fanny for a start
If the heating went out, I couldn't rely on this nancy to chop me some fire wood.
If the heating went out, I couldn't rely on this nancy to chop me some fire wood.
Oh Good Lord!nsfw
I bet no one thought that Pirlo could possibly improve his appearance with him already sporting glorious hair but then he suprised everyone and grew a glorious beard that single-handedly rejuvenated his career.
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Just saw this! Well done. I still have the title to remind me of my thread a few years back. Oh the glory days...The loss of Ronaldo, Hargreaves and Berbatov is definitely big..
most kids born from the mid 90's dress like this. I guess it's a whole generation of fannies.Adnan is a prettyboy, but he's not my type. He dresses like a total fanny for a start
If the heating went out, I couldn't rely on this nancy to chop me some fire wood.
-------Roque Santa Cruz
------------Ronaldo
Llunjberg---------------Beckham
-----------Gourcruff
--------Fabregas--Pirlo
----Pique--Cannavaro--Marquez
------------Casillas
------------Ronaldo
Llunjberg---------------Beckham
-----------Gourcruff
--------Fabregas--Pirlo
----Pique--Cannavaro--Marquez
------------Casillas
imagine beckham, best, ronaldo, berbatov, hargreaves in the same team. cantona was pretty popular with the older ladies back during his heydays i reckon. giggs was the poster boy for a few years before beckham.
the best we can put now is probably
de gea = a close call between him and lindegaard, but de gea has nice hair and his kicking is much better, lindergaard cannot kick the ball to save his life.
rafael = curly locks, broad shoulders, i agree. and he threatens tevez.
vidic= if he is an actor then he should be playing terminator.
evans= he looks simple but very boyish. nice looking.
evra = his humour is his biggest asset.
valencia = sevy biceps and that stare in his eyes.
carrick = probably the best looking england international at this moment. aged very well. the beard is helping him as well.
giggs = some are saying he is not aging well but he is still okay. looks dapper in suits.
januzaj = is going to feature in a lot of the club advertisement and endorsement activities for the next few years. still hasn't matured so the best moment to judge him is when he reaches 24 or 25.
powell = a big, tall and handsome young guy. if he progress and become a first team player here then he has to be in the front line of our advertisement billboards.
van persie = a sexy cnut bastard he is.
the best we can put now is probably
de gea = a close call between him and lindegaard, but de gea has nice hair and his kicking is much better, lindergaard cannot kick the ball to save his life.
rafael = curly locks, broad shoulders, i agree. and he threatens tevez.
vidic= if he is an actor then he should be playing terminator.
evans= he looks simple but very boyish. nice looking.
evra = his humour is his biggest asset.
valencia = sevy biceps and that stare in his eyes.
carrick = probably the best looking england international at this moment. aged very well. the beard is helping him as well.
giggs = some are saying he is not aging well but he is still okay. looks dapper in suits.
januzaj = is going to feature in a lot of the club advertisement and endorsement activities for the next few years. still hasn't matured so the best moment to judge him is when he reaches 24 or 25.
powell = a big, tall and handsome young guy. if he progress and become a first team player here then he has to be in the front line of our advertisement billboards.
van persie = a sexy cnut bastard he is.
on another note, while rooney is never going to make into the list, he is actually looking much better these days compared to how he was when he was younger.
the hair implants are helping him, and he just look a bit more less fiery. he is at his peak of his personal handsomeness i reckon. better enjoy it now. in a few years time when he retires he is most likely going to add 20 kilos to his body.
the hair implants are helping him, and he just look a bit more less fiery. he is at his peak of his personal handsomeness i reckon. better enjoy it now. in a few years time when he retires he is most likely going to add 20 kilos to his body.
You make it sound like Evra is the Chandler of the group. He is dashing.
I'm a bit worried about my Google search history. "Patrice Evra shirtless".
I feel weird. Think I'm going to go put up some shelves and watch the rugby league. Grunt.
Its refreshing that the Caf has so many openly gay members. Kudos lads...may rainbows take you to your fabulous penis filled dreams
We're a progressive bunch.
Mata and Januzaj go straight into that lineup.
-------- Lindegaard --------
Rafael - Vidic - Evans - Evra
------ Carrick - Giggs ------
- Januzaj - Mata - Kagawa -
----------- RVP -----------
If we ever line up this team, then I'm gonna turn off the TV in fear that my GF will get pregnant.
Rafael - Vidic - Evans - Evra
------ Carrick - Giggs ------
- Januzaj - Mata - Kagawa -
----------- RVP -----------
If we ever line up this team, then I'm gonna turn off the TV in fear that my GF will get pregnant.
Kagawa can't get pregnant, he's a dude..
Oh for fecks sake!
Update!
LW
Juan Mata - Looks a bit like a teddy bear, but a fiercely handsome teddy bear...or Scrappy Doo, but more like Dapper Doo amiright. They should redo the TV series Suits with him with the premise being him just arriving at different places via helicopter, wearing a suit, looking dapper and unchanged by the gust from the chopper. It would be a infinitely better, deeper, wittier and better looking show than the original one.
RW
Adnan Januzaj - Justin Bieber morphed into lanky Ronaldo anno 2003 and it's not even his final form. Watch out.
LW
Juan Mata - Looks a bit like a teddy bear, but a fiercely handsome teddy bear...or Scrappy Doo, but more like Dapper Doo amiright. They should redo the TV series Suits with him with the premise being him just arriving at different places via helicopter, wearing a suit, looking dapper and unchanged by the gust from the chopper. It would be a infinitely better, deeper, wittier and better looking show than the original one.
RW
Adnan Januzaj - Justin Bieber morphed into lanky Ronaldo anno 2003 and it's not even his final form. Watch out.
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We've won this league lads. Move on.
Mata.
Mata.
----------------Lindegaard----------------
Rafael-------Vidic------Evans---------Evra
--------------Carrick--Giggs---------------
Tony-------------------------------Januzaj
------------------Mata (c)----------------
-------------------RVP--------------------
Subs:
DDG, Fabio, Smalling (only with a fro), Cleverley, Welbeck (something so fresh prince about him), Powell, Chicharito (good looking, but too much of a lesbian)
Oh my. Excuse me one moment.
Rafael-------Vidic------Evans---------Evra
--------------Carrick--Giggs---------------
Tony-------------------------------Januzaj
------------------Mata (c)----------------
-------------------RVP--------------------
Subs:
DDG, Fabio, Smalling (only with a fro), Cleverley, Welbeck (something so fresh prince about him), Powell, Chicharito (good looking, but too much of a lesbian)
Oh my. Excuse me one moment.
We should have hired Guardiola, and not David Hideoyes.
Also, Kagawa should be in every lineup.
Berbatov is glorious.
----------RVP
Adnan-Kagawa-Mata
that front four
Adnan-Kagawa-Mata
that front four
I'm not remotely homophobic, it's abundantly clear however that this thread is a bastion of repressed homosexual tenancies; and you'd all be more comfortable if you just admitted it to yourselves
-------Roque Santa Cruz
------------Ronaldo
Llunjberg---------------Beckham
-----------Gourcruff
--------Fabregas--Pirlo
----Pique--Cannavaro--Marquez
------------Casillas
Get Fabregas out of there and put Ballack in.
Berbatov is beautiful, with sly eyes like demon.
----------RVP
Adnan-Kagawa-Mata
that front four
Pedophile much?
Dyslexic much?
We have a winner.
This thread
Mata a clear favorite from our current crop although Carrick's new beard look is awesome also.
We did really well to get rid of Owen though.
Mata a clear favorite from our current crop although Carrick's new beard look is awesome also.
We did really well to get rid of Owen though.