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Male or female then? Was I wrong to assume you male?
Yes, you are.
United handsome XI 13/14!
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss Amad saving our blushes in a win against Southampton as well as our now annual loss at home to Brighton. They discuss Amorim's post-match comments, revisit how mid-table we may or may not be, and discuss some transfer news.
Yes, you are.
This is a great thread.
But De Gea? Lindegaard is far and away the more handsome of our goalkeepers. Chiseled. De Gea's face, it's the same shape as the iconic Scream mask. Bulbous head, narrow chin, like an upside down butternut squash.
But De Gea? Lindegaard is far and away the more handsome of our goalkeepers. Chiseled. De Gea's face, it's the same shape as the iconic Scream mask. Bulbous head, narrow chin, like an upside down butternut squash.
Yes you wereMy fault, other than me... Which men ma
Male or female then? Was I wrong to assume you male?
I think I'm going to support Arsenal now. They have some fine male specimens there.
Yes you were
I think I'm going to support Arsenal now. They have some fine male specimens there.
Good criteria... Sorry to KM and Mel_F, my bad Ah seriously WTF!!
Giggs knows the whereabouts of at least a dozen missing persons in the North West. Look at those shark eyes
Powell is the best looking in the squad. But yeah, supergay thread.
Adnan could be seen as the Justin Bieber of Manchester United so maybe he should have a place in the team.
Nick Powell is a dashing young man but he's currently in the Wigan handsome XI together with the likes of Grant Holt, Gary Caldwell and James Perch.
Nick Powell is a dashing young man but he's currently in the Wigan handsome XI together with the likes of Grant Holt, Gary Caldwell and James Perch.
Young, Welbeck and Vidic
Nah, he looks like a lesbian... which is fine for other lesbians, but lesbians only like women, so if you were a woman who liked men, you'd surely go Welbeck over Hernandez
No way! De Gea is much better looking bloke - one of the better looking out of the entire team I would say.
In fact, the dude who cuts my hair is a spitting image of DDG... it's a little bit awkward.
Januzaj and Kagawa get overlooked again, its like Moyes fecking penned this thread.
Poof.
Look at this dreamy duo!
They look like a terrible rap duo.
Sorry, im too much of a straight guy to partcipate in this thread.
Clear signs of over-compensation here...
I cant get behind this. His terrible puberty beard always lets him down.
Anders on the other hand:
He doesn't blow my mind, but he is stern and solid. None of this fancy cow-flick haircut and crap bumfluff going on.
the feck?De Gea
Rafael Smalling Rio Evra
Giggs Carrick
Valencia Kagawa Januzaj
RVP
No homo.
Rafael Smalling Rio Evra
Giggs Carrick
Valencia Kagawa Januzaj
RVP
No homo.
I cant get behind this. His terrible puberty beard always lets him down.
Anders on the other hand:
He doesn't blow my mind, but he is stern and solid. None of this fancy cow-flick haircut and crap bumfluff going on.
Puberty beard is still a beard, anders ain't got shit on that beard!!
Shinji over Young.
To be fair, there are definitely worse llamas to resemble.
He's 23 a lot of men don't have a full beard until they are much older.
Fellaini not even in the stands? Harsh.
Smalling over Vidic?
Shinji and Hernandez should be in there ahead of Young and Welbeck, just like in the real no-gay team.
Vidic is no Zlatan.
Evra is easily the most handsome in the team.
Giggs could play Dexter. Handsome but with a clear hidden darkness underneath.
Giggs could play Dexter. Handsome but with a clear hidden darkness underneath.
Since when has a bog brush been attractive?
Beards are vastly overrated. I sported one for half a year recently - didn't do me any bloody good.
Hernandez looks like a man version of Sigurney Weaver.
Hernandez looks like a man version of Sigurney Weaver.
That ain't bad - not bad at all. If everything else fails, send in Lt. Ripley with ten minutes remaining: She'll get the job done.Cannot be unseen