Arsenal have a better squad and Formation. 4-2-3-1. Sczz, Jenkinson, Vermaelen, Kolscieny, Gibbs, Arteta, Flamini, Ramsey, Podolski, Theo, Giroud. Valencia looks like Michael before the vitilago and nosejob. Nani is Michael during the Billie Jean period just before the Pepsi-head-on-fire incident.
United handsome XI 13/14!
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss Amad saving our blushes in a win against Southampton as well as our now annual loss at home to Brighton. They discuss Amorim's post-match comments, revisit how mid-table we may or may not be, and discuss some transfer news.
Actually met Anders before, and his gf was just wow. I mean he is a footballer but...wow. DDG has quite a beauty as well.
Anyways as to the relative merits of the two chaps, I would say DDG. Hernandez over Welbz and DEFINITELY Zaha over Young
Anyways as to the relative merits of the two chaps, I would say DDG. Hernandez over Welbz and DEFINITELY Zaha over Young
I am like totally hot for Valencia's biceps
The feck is this?
A girl I know says Lindegaard is the only United player she fancies.
I remember Jonathan Ross interviewing Boy George some years back about his time in prison, when he said that he had had a poster of Vidic in his cell to get him through the tough times, so I'd be inclined to take his opinion on the subject.
Though of course Boy George isn't really gay enough for this thread...
Though of course Boy George isn't really gay enough for this thread...
Yeah I don't think twinks are in anymore
Although I don't even think De Gea is scrawny enough to qualify. He's not even scrawny actually.Yeah I don't think twinks are in anymore
I wouldn't know much about twinks but I honestly don't think 'scrawny' has ever been the right word for anyone's preferences. 'Like an inebriated llama with questionable personal grooming' probably doesn't rank very highly either!
de Gea over Lindegaard for me. Close race though.
I've seen so little of Zaha, only that league cup game via a shitty stream so I see him more as a couple of pixels put together than a human so far.
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I cant get behind this. His terrible puberty beard always lets him down.
Anders on the other hand:
He doesn't blow my mind, but he is stern and solid. None of this fancy cow-flick haircut and crap bumfluff going on.
He looks more like a female version of Sigurney Weaver to be honestHernandez looks like a man version of Sigurney Weaver.
This thread. Januzaj has to be in though, he's the one direction of the squad.
You can't compete with our squad.
The steely Vermaelen, the geeky Koscielny(an in look these days), Ramsey and Wilshere are the boy band, whilst Giroud is just a lion of a man. He makes me weak at the knees.
The steely Vermaelen, the geeky Koscielny(an in look these days), Ramsey and Wilshere are the boy band, whilst Giroud is just a lion of a man. He makes me weak at the knees.
No doubt Koscielny sports the hipster glasses.
Story like this always brings tears and smile.
This thread.
Adnan and Powell easily win.
Adnan and Powell easily win.
You forgot Arteta, easily the most handsome footballer in the world. Also Theo definitely has the boyband look and Poldi isn't too shabby either.
This thread has potential.
You'd have to give the all-time best trophy to the boys from Italy's 2006 World Cup winning team, though.
Picture them.
Buffon, Zambrotta, Cannavaro (c), Barzagli, De Rossi, Pirlo, Gatusso, Camoranesi, Totti, Del Piero, Gilardino.
Oh my!
You'd have to give the all-time best trophy to the boys from Italy's 2006 World Cup winning team, though.
Picture them.
Buffon, Zambrotta, Cannavaro (c), Barzagli, De Rossi, Pirlo, Gatusso, Camoranesi, Totti, Del Piero, Gilardino.
Oh my!
Really?! Thank Christ!
Bitch, please.
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Probably the gayest gif I've ever seen on a football forum. It's pretty hard to get more gay than that actually
Ronaldo is an oily git.
Hey, if Nilsson gets gayest thread of the year I want a piece of the cake too. Let's see who can make a gayer post without getting banned.Probably the gayest gif I've ever seen on a football forum. It's pretty hard to get more gay than that actually
This thread.
Adnan and Powell easily win.
Agree. The ladies will be loving a bit of Januzaj in the future. He'll be a poster boy for them.
Valencia and Nani are very similar, yet Valencia is better?
racist.
I think having a good team, with good-looking players always captures the full market.
Oh, we're way past that!
I watched GB2 the other day and she looked lovely in it. She looked the part in Dave too.
(does this counter the previous 114 posts of gayness?)
I honestly don't know what to think about this thread getting to 3 pages.
Wait till marcos or The Don gets here.
Needs a Brazzers logo.
Lindegaard on the bench?!