You english bastards brought us to thisIts madness
You english bastards brought us to thisIts madness
That exit poll is pretty much what I was predicting this morning. A complete bloodbath for the LibDems and Tories doing well. Pretty sure that's how it's going to pan out. LibDems losing their deposit in Sunderland... Jesus.
Not over yet, only six results. At least your tax bill won't go up and no VAT on your moat cleaning.
Feck me it is a LibDem bloodbath. Surely Clegg cannot survive this?
Douglas FFS. Bloody jocks.
And she's done it! A 20 year old Politics student has beaten one of Labour's big dogs. It's a bloodbath.
Tory majority is coming, they're actually taking seats from Labour now. Absolute bloodbath.
They all should. Harman, Balls, Miliband, Burnham. Step back from the front bench.The New Statesman apparently saying Miliband will resign in the morning.
fecking hell, surely Miliband will have to resign and we will need to go for another referendum.Nope.
Potential for a Major-esque government paralysed by its right wing and a tiny majority (either with other parties or without), allowing a Labour landslide in 2020.Feck it, going to take a day off tomorrow.
Is there any hope for Labour?
Looking like the DUP will take back East Belfast from Alliance but might lose South Antrim to the UUP. That'd be 8 seats for them to woo the Tories with.
fecking hell, surely Miliband will have to resign and we will need to go for another referendum.
You english bastards brought us to this
This 20 year old woman from the SNP is freaking me out. She neither looks like a 20-year-old nor a woman.
How? I mean i am sure you're right but you've repeated this several times tonight, so i'd like to hear your reasons.You english bastards brought us to this
SNP wiping out Labour has nothing to do with England though.
You mean it's not a sunny socialist paradise??Being Scottish...does things to you.
Couple this with Holyrood in 2016 where they'll probably increase their majority...it's coming, and it'll pass. Cameron will offer federalism, they won't take it.Nah, I can't see that happening for a while, despite this.
Well Labour will win then and you can take the piss out of me as much as you want. Or the Tories win and you can deny it has anything to do with the part of the country most covered in this election, which previously had a load of Labour MP's and which now doesn't. But the vote north of the wall and those voting SNP can't possibly be held responsible for their vote at all, jackanory Jackanory, javckanory.
Sorry Mr Roland I don't have the reasons tonight All I have is disappointment that you could give us something to cling on too! You bastard All I wanted was Labour victoryHow? I mean i am sure you're right but you've repeated this several times tonight, so i'd like to hear your reasons.
Couple this with Holyrood in 2016 where they'll probably increase their majority...it's coming, and it'll pass. Cameron will offer federalism, they won't take it.
She's fecking younger than me. First footballers, now MP's. It's like tonight has been designed specifically to depress me.Is it wrong that I'm annoyed that a 20 year old is an MP in Scotland. I mean like what do you know?!
Jim Murphy drinking a can of Irn Bru.
You mean it's not a sunny socialist paradise??
*Stops packing bags for Scotland move*
Went to the GPs recently and my doctor was rather attractive and about my age. Depressing.She's fecking younger than me. First footballers, now MP's. It's like tonight has been designed specifically to depress me.
I genuinely think he has some sort of deal with them. His product placement is just too uncanny in all of his videos.
They all should. Harman, Balls, Miliband, Burnham. Step back from the front bench.
Reuters: SNP win Eurovision.
To be a fair I wish I had some Irn Bru to drink right now.
You're whole country has voted SNP and fecked the rest of us and i'm the bastard?Sorry Mr Roland I don't have the reasons tonight All I have is disappointment that you could give us something to cling on too! You bastard All I wanted was Labour victory
You're whole country has voted SNP and fecked the rest of us and i'm the bastard?
She is the same age as me....and I can look upon her appearance today and say she has less life experience compared to me!She's fecking younger than me. First footballers, now MP's. It's like tonight has been designed specifically to depress me.
I've had dentists like that but no doctors yet thankfully. Not long till my knees'll go as well I suppose.Went to the GPs recently and my doctor was rather attractive and about my age. Depressing.
Sorry If I called you a bastard....its been an incredibly shitty night for usYou're whole country has voted SNP and fecked the rest of us and i'm the bastard?
it isn't. i mean what does it matter to you? conservative majority, Scottish referendum, you lot vote yes and then we get stuck with the privatised NHS, massive cuts everywhere and general poverty for working people.Sorry. I forgot that it's our duty to shut up and vote Labour.
Farage's seat not expected to declare until 7:30, 8am.