UK General Election - 12th December 2019 | Con 365, Lab 203, LD 11, SNP 48, Other 23 - Tory Majority of 80

[Simbo]

Can't believe that, who the hell is voting for these scumbags. This means Brexit next month.... A Boris Brexit, expect him to amend that withdrawal deal as first point of order.
Hilarious watching GBP jump 2 cent against USD instantly... That won't last.
I do know a scottish chick... hopefully she's still single.

 

[mancan92]

Genuinely hate this country oh well gonna have to just move somewhere else

 

[hobbers]

At least the ERG won't have a stranglehold on everything, I guess?

 

[Redlambs]

I have no idea how you could think this is anything other than an abject failure for Labour

It's ridiculous that some are so desperate to defend them.

This is absolutely fecking shambolic.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Woe Jeremy Corbyn

 

[Tom Van Persie]

This country is fecking shite.

 

[Hammerfell]

Oh dear

What a pity

Never mind


Samaritans number is 0845 7909090 but please don't all phone at once and block the lines as people in real need won't be able to get through

Classy as always.

 

[Red Star One]

No way Lab ends up on less than 195.

 

[Berbaclass]

I make wine from your tears.

Oh feck off

 

[Vidyoyo]

I was planning to take the CELTA in July anyway. Makes my decision a bit easier

Dunno why anybody under 30 would stay here now.

 

[2cents]

 

[redshaw]

The BJ effect.

 

[Wibble]

So if it wasn't evident enough Corbyn was an arse clown back in April, this confirms it? Seems like Labour's stupidity in the UK is up there with Australia

Both managing to lose to pure evil incompetents. Takes some doing.

 

[Full bodied red]

This isn't Labour's fault. It's the thick, heartless cnuts this country is full of

It's the thick heartless cnuts in Momentum and the Shadow Cabinet, you mean.....

 

[2mufc0]

5 fecking years if he has a majority like that. Feck off.

+ the crappy brexit deal.

 

[Wumminator]

I make wine from your tears.

you make wine from the deaths of society’s most vulnerable mate.

 

[sullydnl]

The UK determined to piledrive itself into the ground. You get what you vote for.

 

[Klopper76]

I'm so glad I live in Canada.

 

[711]

Just like Trump did eh?

I would have said Trump is definitely to the right of his party myself, but make your own mind up.

 

[OohAahMartial]

GBP up 2%

Highest since 2016 already

 

[11101]

I thought it would be bad as Corbyn has been a total disaster but this is way worse than I'd imagined. Labour is fecked for decades now.

I disagree. Corbyn and his band have to go now and Labour have a chance to find a real leader for the next election. Many people voted against Corbyn tonight, not for Boris.

 

[Withnail]

Jaysus lads, what are yis doing over there?

 

[Wibble]

The BJ effect.

How could anyone vote for a party led by this clown?

 

[RedTiger]

On the plus side Johnson might be able to stand up to the Tory right wing better with a large majority. Unlike most of the Caf I don't think Johnson is on the Tory right, but he has used them to gain power.

Oh for he's an opportunist cnut

 

[FlawlessThaw]

Samaritans number is 0845 7909090 but please don't all phone at once and block the lines as people in real need won't be able to get through

Samaritans call them for all your mental health needs for the next 5 years.

 

[redshaw]

Where dem queues? For the toilets?

 

[littlepeasoup]

I never liked the NHS anyway.

 

[Wibble]

Jaysus lads, what are yis doing over there?

Trying to out stupid the US?

 

[Oldyella]

fecking hell. This country...

Off to bed, deal with this shit tomorrow

 

[golden_blunder]

Will JC try and hang on like the arrogant twat he is?

 

[Fluctuation0161]

"Am sick ovvvit Robbie"

 

[Klopper76]

This also finishes the second referendum talk imo. The country is firmly behind Johnson and Brexit.

 

[.Phil1968]

What a country.
Time to emigrate.

 

[golden_blunder]

fecking hell. This country...

Off to bed, deal with this shit tomorrow

Same here

 

[adexkola]

I'm so glad I live in Canada.

Right behind you after 2020

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

I thought it would be a Tory majority (just) or a hung parliament.
Labour's darkest hour

 

[Guy Incognito]

Shocking night for Labour. Unelectable...

 

[ivaldo]

Looks like Jezza has fecked it up again.

 

[PlayerOne]

It's ridiculous that some are so desperate to defend them.

This is absolutely fecking shambolic.

I don't understand how anyone can defend them. You can all the voters idiots and all that, but Labour clearly failed to connect with voters and it shows.

They need to reshape the party and rebuil.

 

[Smores]

Corbyn will obviously go but the Lib Dem results tells you that it's not just centrism that's needed.