I have to admit something. I kinda like Keanu Reeves. He's done some good stuff. And some.. other stuff.
Why should you need it to be something of an achievement to decipher? Do you need a film to stimulate your intelligence in order to stimulate your ego so you can sit in a coffee shop with your laptop open loudly discussing what obsucre novel they are clearly referencing?
It seems a little ironic that the same people that are arguing that this blockbuster is trying to be too clever for it's own good is also lacking completely on the subtle front.
But that's just my very point Mockney, why should it interest you? It doesn't and therefore you are part of the 99% I spoke of and despite making the point that it's a matter of taste rather than intelligence you still tried to imply that I was making out that the 99% were stupid and I was putting myself in an elite 1%.
If you watch all the Animatrix aswell as actually make a point of understanding the storyline instead of switching off like a 9 year old with ADD because your upset Neo isn't beating stuff up on the screen, then you'll find that they have actually built a world and storyline comparable with some of the best Novels out there.
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I suspect you don't care enough to read up on it and would rather call it shit because you have completely missed the "points" that are made but if you do I think you will be pleasantly surprised by how brilliant it is.
First off, my post was soley aimed to illustrate that the film makes constant nods to the above philosophies, which it does. And that these thoughts are nothing new, which they aren't. Isn't that also what you're attempting to say!?
I don't really know what your problem is, ....
Now that bolded bit would be specialI'm looking forward to it. I hope we see a new Star Wars trilogy some day as well....hopefully before George Lucas gets too old.
Fair enough. I'm not telling you not to like it, I'm just telling you not to tell me I'd like it if I paid more attention...which you DID say (though not to me)
That's all....but hey. Sorry for being a bit over zealous.
Balls. My champagne gag got lost on the previous page![]()
I have to admit something. I kinda like Keanu Reeves. He's done some good stuff. And some.. other stuff.
Remember that stupid long dance/sex scene in the second one? Man that was a shit film.
He's not actually human
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Remember that stupid long dance/sex scene in the second one? Man that was a shit film.
You mean the one that beautifully contrasted the harsh orderly mechanichism of the machines that were soullessly heading towards them?![]()
Crazy considering some of The Events that have happens in his life. He should look about 90.
No he was right with his description.You mean the one that beautifully contrasted the harsh orderly mechanichism of the machines that were soullessly heading towards them?![]()
Slow motion makes every thing cool Mike. When we're running a bit short for time, we should just end every scene with a slow motion walk away.
Sadly underwriting doesn't seem to be our strength. Write door dings.
This is a positive thing for potential sequels, naturally. The problem of course is that Keanu is impervious to 3D. Being so one dimensional as an actor that an added extra dimension will only boost him up to 2D.
This is a positive thing for potential sequels, naturally. The problem of course is that Keanu is impervious to 3D. Being so one dimensional as an actor that an added extra dimension will only boost him up to 2D.
WTF am I reading here? Inception shit, Dark Knight most overrated film ever.. Of course the experts here could do better..![]()
I do think anyone that dislikes a Nolan (written) film ought to be fired out of some form of cannon, it has to be said. Have been wanting to rewatch the Prestige for a couple of weeks but can't find my dvd (and am too cheap to pay £2.99 for a new one), which annoys me greatly.
Inception is overrated though, and a bit of a waste of a good concept. It's good film though. The Dark Knight is a great action movie but not really one of the greatest movies of all time like many people say it is.
People I never want to be stuck next to at a dinner party part 3452: People who think the Matrix sequels are actually brilliant misunderstood epics, and that it's actually all my fault for not "getting them." rather than any lapse in genius on the film makers part, cos they're amazing, which I'd agree with if only I'd take the time to read an exasperatingly long post on the internet about all the wooly religious guff it's ripped from.
Films are more than just "how cool the story is". An equal amount of it's substance comes from the way this story is told. Regardless of how poignant and utterly amazing the story they were attempting to tell may have been, the solid gold nugget of truth remains that they told it badly. Hence the large amount of distain many people hold the sequels in compared to the almost universal praise of the original. Blaming the audience for not being intelligent/inquizitive enough to seek out things that can excuse it's quality and explain it's misgivings (which conveniently seem to always be in the form of "a post on an internet forum") is the ultimate cop out of cop outs. It's also rather insulting, presuming said audience must be stupider than you and have the attention span of "a 9 year old" for not seeing the obvious truth that you do.
It's laughable that it's even being proposed tbh. By all means claim you liked them, but to blame it's turkey status on other people's stupidity, or inability to "get it maaaan" or their refusal seek out the things you have is down right ridiculous.
In short, feck off speccy, they were shit.
The Dark Knight is shit. Sure, it's not Phantom Menace shit, but shit it is.
History will prove me right, fellas. The only films that stand the test of time are those with a strong story/plot and an interesting protagonist. The Dark Knight's story is vacant, and it's protagonist spends most of the film mumbling
This disappoints me so greatly being that it was made by a film-maker who has the ability to craft mind-bending, clever plot lines when he applies himself.
Remember that stupid long dance/sex scene in the second one? Man that was a shit film.
that scene on the two boats is fecking dumb though, as if they wouldn't have blown each other up.
Can anyone explain why Dark Knight was 'shit'.
I'm a lifelong Batman fan and I HATED the Dark Knight, I thought it was basically just one long action sequence punctuated with bad, hackneyed lines. The complete lack of ANY backstory for Ledger's Joker was shocking - the whole premise of super-villains is how they fell from grace into the tragedy that consumes them.
I really liked the first Nolan Batman film, with the whole 'what would make a man REALLY choose this life for himself' approach. It delved deep into the psychology of fear and vegeance, which is what Batman is all about. And I was so excited to see Joker get the same treatment, but alas, there is no character development at all. Ledger was well up for the role and if there had've been an actual character for him to take on - rather than a 2 dimension, stylized husk of a 'baddie' - I think he would've nailed it.
Batman (1989 Tim Burton)
Can anyone explain why Dark Knight was 'shit'.
Now, the first point is objective - Nolan breaks the golden rule of super-hero/villain character development and gives Joker NO back story at all, no one could deny that, but he has thus far gotten away with it.
My father was...a drinker, and one night when he was especially crazy. My mother grabbed a kitchen knife, and daddy didn't like that. No, not at all. He took the knife, and started cutting up her face, laughing the whole time. After he's done, he looks at me and says, "Why so Serious?" He comes over to me, puts the knife in my mouth, and tells me, "Lets put a smile on that face!"
So I had a wife, beautiful...like you...who tells me, I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep...with the sharks. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again...hmm. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So...I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what?...SHE CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF ME! She leaves...Now I see the funny side...Now I'm always smiling!