Tweets Only 2010/14 Archive

[Brophs]

Fergie is not at the game, he did go to Germany. And guess what Arsenal are in Germany too.

Howard Nurse ‏@howardnurse
Sir Alex Ferguson "on club business" and misses #MUFC match in Hannover tonight where Michael Carrick partners Vidic in central defence.

 

[dev1l]

Fergie is not at the game, he did go to Germany. And guess what Arsenal are in Germany too.

Maybe he s having a bottle of wine with his old friend Arsene...

 

[SharkyMcShark]

I'm sure Bob Cass will tell us what this is all about

 

[bosnian_red]

I'm sure Bob Cass will tell us what this is all about

T be fair to him he didn't exactly say anything wrong, did he? He said it was all but signed with Lucas, which the agent confirmed.

 

[MUFCgal]

T be fair to him he didn't exactly say anything wrong, did he? He said it was all but signed with Lucas, which the agent confirmed.

And maybe a medical was arranged, but we all know PSG came in at the last minute and that's why the medical obviously didn't happen.

 

[Hellboy]

12.5m for Llorente? To be honest, i rather we go for him than v.Persie

That said, i doubt Bilbao would sell him for that amount even if his contract expiring

That would be stupid, especiallt if RVP is available for £20m. He's one of the best players in the world.

 

[O'Sheady]

Transfer Addict ™ ‏@OliPriceBates

"According to French tv i-télé, Yann M'Vila is very close to complete a move to England" and Song about to leave? Arsenal?

 

[Relevated]

Football Agent ‏@FootballAgent49

No movement with RVP or agger deals today.

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

Football Agent ‏@FootballAgent49

No movement with RVP or agger deals today.

Isn't he a proven fake?

 

[Baxter]

According to some other "agent" retweeted by one of my mates. I call bullshit though.

Football Agent ‏@agent_153
#RVP is officially a #MUFC player. Successful talks were finalised late this evening and the medical date is confirmed!

 

[evra]

According to some other "agent" retweeted by one of my mates. I call bullshit thugh.

Football Agent ‏@agent_153
#RVP is officially a #MUFC player. Successful talks were finalised late this evening and the medical date is confirmed!

If he hasn't had a medical how could he "officially" be a Utd player?

 

[Damien]

If he hasn't had a medical how could he "officially" be a Utd player?

Exactly.

 

[Baxter]

That was my immediate reaction.

 

[Brophs]

If he hasn't had a medical how could he "officially" be a Utd player?

Same way I'm officially a millionaire. This time next year, Rodders....

 

[JakeC]

I'm officialy the best looking man in the world, unofficially.

 

[MUFCgal]

Emmet Kennedy ‏@Emmet_Kennedy

Just got a text from a contact in London: Robin Van Persie has signed for #MUFC#AFC are now officially nothing more than a feeder club.

 

[Brophs]

Emmet Kennedy ‏@Emmet_Kennedy

Just got a text from a contact in London: Robin Van Persie has signed for #MUFC#AFC are now officially nothing more than a feeder club.

I'm pretty certain he's a local DJ in Cork. How much he could know is debatable.

 

[Spoony]

Wow! He's a United player!

Mine's out!

 

[MUFCgal]

I'm pretty certain he's a local DJ in Cork. How much he could know is debatable.

I'd say he's going by what he's been texted by his London contact.

 

[MUFCgal]

Also said it'll be on SSN tomorrow.

Where's that popcorn gif?

 

[Brophs]

I'd say he's going by what he's been texted by his London contact.

Aye, well my point is that his contact is either going off the rumours we're all reading or, more likely, entirely imaginary.

 

[Aporkalypse]

Doubt it got sorted out in one day. I expect him to play for Arsenal in their friendly tomorrow and the stories will turn into "RVP Stays With Arsenal" for a few days, until it swings back the other way before next weekend.

 

[Spoony]

Who cares? Let's pretend it's Christmas.

 

[Aporkalypse]

Who cares? Let's pretend it's Christmas.

Christmas where the presents might be taken away at any moment.

 

[RonaldoVII]

There should be a rule where we're allowed to post images in the football section for 24 hours after a transfer has been made

 

[Kevin]

Who cares? Let's pretend it's Christmas.

Are we Jewish again during this period of festivities?

 

[Brophs]

Who cares? Let's pretend it's Christmas.

Looks like the jew kid finally won one.

 

[Spoony]

I'm not anti Semitic but... yeah it's possible we'll be celebrating Chanukah again this Christmas.

 

[MUFCgal]

Football Agent‏@agent_153

#RVP has agreed a £220,000 per week deal at #MUFC, #Fergie wasn't present at preseason friendly as he was involved in final negotiations...

 

[Eyepopper]

According to some other "agent" retweeted by one of my mates. I call bullshit though.

Football Agent ‏@agent_153
#RVP is officially a #MUFC player. Successful talks were finalised late this evening and the medical date is confirmed!

Isn't is possible to sign someone 'subject to a medical'?

 

[MUFCgal]

Football Agent‏@agent_153

...In the end #MUFC were forced to meet #AFC £25m valuation. First big move of the window. Expect a chain reaction

 

[SteveJ]

Maybe Howard Nurse is doing the medical.


Keep throwing the rotten vegetables, folks - I'm starving.

 

[Spoony]

We're that Jewish kid who's managed to find himself a Christian family, this Christmas, aren't we?

 

[Brophs]

Isn't is possible to sign someone 'subject to a medical'?

Not really, no. You can enter into an agreement that is contingent on a certain event (medical, work permit etc.) but generally those aren't operational until the contingency takes place. It's just a lazy description (or possibly a misunderstanding) by the media.

 

[evra]

Football Agent‏@agent_153

...In the end #MUFC were forced to meet #AFC £25m valuation. First big move of the window. Expect a chain reaction

If true that is an extortionate price for a 29 year old in the final year of his contract, I can't help but think of the midfielder that could have bought.

 

[Brophs]

We're that Jewish kid who's managed to find himself a Christian family, this Christmas, aren't we?

I have a Jewish mate and he and his brothers and friends used to go play five-a-side on Christmas morning. I was so fecking jealous. It was so exotic.

 

[Top]

I have a Jewish mate and he and his brothers and friends used to go play five-a-side on Christmas morning. I was so fecking jealous. It was so exotic.

I cnut at least 5 lies in this post.

 

[Brophs]

I cnut at least 5 lies in this post.

You missed a comma after 'I'.

 

[MUFCgal]

Football Agent‏@agent_153

@piersmorgan @Persie_Official Deal is 100% done!! Though #MUFC met #AFC £25m valuation

Tagged Van Persie's official Twitter account into this tweet.

 

[Relevated]

Friends all around me, opening their presents
I long for the day I will no longer be a peasant
I have heard of the land where dreams come true
Unfortunately that land is all a bit too blue
I know for sure that day will come
But before its here I live in sadness and glum.

- Random Jewish Kid