Tweets Only 2010/14 Archive

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I'm wearing a tracksuit bottoms today for a quick cock release. I haven't even tied the drawstring. I'm walking around like a rapper with it halfway down my arse.

Still, could all be worth it...

I am actually wearing tracksuit bottoms with the drawstring untied, and no I am not joking at all.
 
Just found this guy in the search

@samuelluckhurst
Reporter and editor of @huffpostuksport. Cinephile and disillusioned United supporter. Views all my own. LUHG


Samuel Luckhurst ‏@samuelluckhurst
The fire rises from the smoke around Van Persie. Just heard he's left Arsenal training to complete move to United.

Samuel Luckhurst ‏@samuelluckhurst
And no, Bob Cass didn't tell me that and the 'source' wasn't Daddies or HP.
 
samuelluckhurst
The fire rises from the smoke around Van Persie. Just heard he's left Arsenal training to complete move to United.
 
Way too much prick teasing going on, if it happens the caf will explode, I cant wait.
 
There was also this half hour back :

MirrorFootball
Big rumblings of movement in the RvP saga. Watch this space

It's possible they're just talking about the MEN story though.
 
The inevitable let-down will happen soon, just wait and see :(

If so, it'll be time for another 'OI, GLAZIERS!1!! WHERE'S MY BLOODY WINDOWS?!?' thread. :D
 
Ben Cheadle ‏@Kinkysboot
@1RobBeasley you do realise imminent means soon?

Rob Beasley ‏@1RobBeasley
@Kinkysboot that was the rumour but now I know much more


Well la-de-da
 
Ed Malyon ‏@eaamalyon

Big van Persie story about to drop

He's a mirror writer.
 
I will blow up if we sign RVP. There'll be bits of muppet all over the shop.
 
but he hasn't left the training camp. (says the mirror's article).
 
If it was news that we were signing him or that someone else was or that he had decided to stay at Arsenal it would have been spunked all over twitter by one of the journalists by now.

It's too big a story for them to mess around building up tension and risk losing the exclusive and the amount of potential followers that would bring them. A whack load of new followers on Twitter is the equivalent of a Thai Massage by Natalie Portman on a journalists ego.
 
Ha.. So the story is that nothing has changed.
I feel for the people who fall for these twitter stories.
 
So the Mirror's big news is that there is no news, just more speculation, what a surprise!
 
The Mirror's terrible compared to what it used to be like. Now it's just The Beano with boobs.
 
Interesting that Ed Malyon ‏@eaamalyon is claiming that story was toned down later.
 
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