When has twitter ever been wrong?!
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Zackly Adzzz.
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Odds of Hazard being signed are slim but if it does happen it'll be worth it for this alone.
In fact; I'm in, I'm gonna start tweeting. I'll sort this whole fecking mess out.
He parted the red sea, now he's going to part twitter.
Was it the red sea or the dead sea? I can't remember.
My mind is addled.
My mind is addled.
as if we don't have enough trouble in this world.
Expect lots of tweets about green beans and albums that sold in the single digits.
Well he'll sign for either us or city in the next week I'm guessing, so it looks like you'll be sleeping on your pillow of of shit either waysince you never specified!
We'll see about that.
He'll either be at City, or we won't sign him for a couple of weeks.
edit: Signs for us, obviously!
He'll either be at City, or we won't sign him for a couple of weeks.
edit: Signs for us, obviously!
ok, all follow me I'm @intheknowsfeckall
The amount of re-tweets I've seen of this is actually sickening.
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I've never seen him play.
I assume he's better than Micky Hazard?
I assume he's better than Micky Hazard?
Not really.
I fairly sure all this speculation is rooted from that JamieAlextimes guy who it's already been revealed is an imposter and wum. We're still signing Hazard though.
I'm pre-ordering my Hazard 7 shirt 
Hazard signs!
edit - I've thought about this and realise it was stupid. I have removed the signs. I apologise.
edit - I've thought about this and realise it was stupid. I have removed the signs. I apologise.
If we do end up getting him it'll be later as that will give a chance for the Euro to devalue!
chrishall admits he's been duped. or that he maybe, feck it I can't do this twitter shit.
He is saying that because everyone is calling him a tit. I highly doubt that it is true though.
Twitter is a melting pot for transfer muppetry. Player agents must love it.
All the bloody journos on Twitter saying we will sign Hazard.
The £45m seems ridiculous, but it might include wages etc. Either way it is interesting that there is a lot of talk tonight.
EDIT: Late again.
Combine the desire for instant news with lazy journalism and you've got quite the conundrum that is Twitter.
It's a shame they think Hazard is coming to United and pass on news like that. For probability sake, it's likely but I'm sure there's been too much media flirtation for our liking.
This is sneijder all over again! The twat walshy is in again as well... claiming both kagawa and hazard would sign, that probably means we won't get neither of them
Of course it's true. That's why we've only got 26m in the bank - we took tens of millions out cash, and they are now being secretly transfered in a suitcase by Gill.
Unless hazard is a Mancheter United fan, which I don't know if he is or not, he will sign for city, end of. The only deviation from that outcome is if madrid or barca identify him as their main target and throw their entire budget at it, which they will have to do btw cos city are interested.
Agreed. He's not coming here. People are gonna get their hopes up for no reason and it'll crush them more when we don't get him.
Jesus twitter is great for building up hope, a simply result search on "Eden hazard" and according to sources at ITV and BBC we are going to sign him today for £45 million, Marca saying that the deal is done already. It wont happen, if we get him I would be gob smacked.
Any more twitter journo tweets about him coming this morning ?
Tweeting that he is going to hold talks with city and united next week, someone has also mentioned he is asking for £200,000 p/w, according to the french press
He wont get that at either club.
City have to start being sensible at some point too.
City have to start being sensible at some point too.
Can't we get Nike, especially after the fiasco on the design of the new kit, to contribute something towards his salary i.e. they pay &50k p/w
Seriously, i recall there were rumours of this kind when we were chasing Sneijder last year.
Don't be a pussy. I'd have laughed.
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