Clubs really are running out of ideas with new player announcements.
Transfer Tweets - Summer 2017 | Keep it on topic
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Where will they play him? Very good player
Some of these are fun but that was painful. Why did she have him in the store room though?
Oh, and why does he feel the need to mention that he's a chess player?
I get the feeling it could be one of the reasons why lukaku hasn't been announced yet...
Will be five then soon I reckon because I don't think Smalling will survive this transfer window.
Jesus Mary and Joseph thats so unbelievably cringeworthy.
Think im going to throw up
Think im going to throw up
Those new player release videos weren't so bad at the start when it seemed like it was a bit of fun but now knowing just how much effort and thought goes into them makes it a whole lot more cringing.
Funniest thing! Just casually hanging out in the store room staring at a wall 
my gosh that is so cringey. Puts the Villa announcing Terry one to shame.Probably what makes it worse is the fact it's for someone like Rudiger too. Hardly a big name signing like Terry was for Villa.
We won't, don't worry.
I hope you're right.
Such cringe wow.
We started the craze with our stormzy video last year for Pogba. No doubt we'll go all out on Lukaku aswell
I like them too. If you're signing players you'll love them anyhow.
I think they're a bit of a laugh. Cringey as feck but they're having a bit of fun with them. It's really more for kids, so I think it's a harmless bit of fun.
I think we'll do something classy, like with Pogba.
Decent read on Lukaku.
Perisic next if Inter drop their demands.
These player announcements are a bit lame. Here's a better idea:
Set in a near-future dystopian crime-ridden world, an establishing shot shows a stadium full of rioting outside. Numerous cars are on fire, as is the club shop. A statue of former player/manager is being torn down in a similar fashion to the way all those statues of Saddam Hussein or Stalin were. Cut to the board room where a very antsy chief exec is in correspondence with the manager about how to calm the situation. It develops into a quick-talking West Wing dialogue where they they argue how there's no solution and that this is the end of [INSERT CLUB], and perhaps even the world as we know it. Suddenly, a phone rings and a mysterious voice on the other line tells them he has a solution. Cut again to outside where a black apache helicopter descends upon the hostile crowd, eventually hovering about 20 feet off the ground. They begin throwing all manner of objects at it but suddenly the doors open to the sight of a lone football. After a few minutes of shots of angry and confused dissenters, [INSERT PLAYER] appears putting on a pair of shades and telling them to 'STOP!'. The crowd instantly calms and [INSERT PLAYER] descends from the helicopter to a sea of beaming smiles and *hugs*. A man with a colloquial accent says that he thinks people should start cleaning up; others agree. It ends with [INSERT PLAYER] walking through the adorning crowd like Darius Vassell did in Turkey that one time with a witty hashtag on screen.
Set in a near-future dystopian crime-ridden world, an establishing shot shows a stadium full of rioting outside. Numerous cars are on fire, as is the club shop. A statue of former player/manager is being torn down in a similar fashion to the way all those statues of Saddam Hussein or Stalin were. Cut to the board room where a very antsy chief exec is in correspondence with the manager about how to calm the situation. It develops into a quick-talking West Wing dialogue where they they argue how there's no solution and that this is the end of [INSERT CLUB], and perhaps even the world as we know it. Suddenly, a phone rings and a mysterious voice on the other line tells them he has a solution. Cut again to outside where a black apache helicopter descends upon the hostile crowd, eventually hovering about 20 feet off the ground. They begin throwing all manner of objects at it but suddenly the doors open to the sight of a lone football. After a few minutes of shots of angry and confused dissenters, [INSERT PLAYER] appears putting on a pair of shades and telling them to 'STOP!'. The crowd instantly calms and [INSERT PLAYER] descends from the helicopter to a sea of beaming smiles and *hugs*. A man with a colloquial accent says that he thinks people should start cleaning up; others agree. It ends with [INSERT PLAYER] walking through the adorning crowd like Darius Vassell did in Turkey that one time with a witty hashtag on screen.
Right,
Now that was one of the worst things my eyes have ever seen.
And you should have seen my ex.
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PSG have much more to spend, although they'd refuse to sell if you're any good.
How many players theyare going to end up with?
these reveals are getting worse
and what kinda kid wants a relatively unknown centreback on their shirt? lol
And yet still miles better than the Villa one!
Surely they will employ a rotation with CL football next season.