At least one club are keeping their dealings under wraps:
Transfer Tweets - Summer 2015 | Stop Spamming - Discussion Should Relate to Tweets
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From John Stones to Papa fecking Dildo.
What are we doing!?
What are we doing!?
If we announce 2 players today, I'll quite literally eat a hat.
Think it's the opposite, he's our only signing so we're milking the anticipation for all its worth. Otherwise we'll all be disappointed we did nothing for the rest of deadline day. We'd have seen stories breaking by now if there was another signing on the way.
Don't forget HectorFrom John Stones to Papa fecking Dildo.
What are we doing!?
From John Stones to Papa fecking Dildo.
What are we doing!?
Apparently Mourinho has never heard of him. Sounds like Emenalo has gone rogue.
i thought you'd gone to bed, keep the faith, it's a process
Quoted for potential future comedy value.
Arsenal 
I'd laugh at Arsenal, and then I look at their attacking options and suddenly don't think laughing at them makes sense.
From John Stones to Papa fecking Dildo.
What are we doing!?
Michael Hector too. Great business.
The mouthpiece strikes again.
From John Stones to Papa fecking Dildo.
What are we doing!?
Reeks of desperation.
It's like the club said "Okay guys, the league was too easy last year. Let's make it as difficult on ourselves as possible this season."
These targets and signings make no sense and are ridiculous.
Don't rate Ozil higher than Mata
Don't rate Giroud higher than Rooney
Welbeck meh
Herrera and Ramsey pretty even
They have Sanchez which is their key star quality, we need Memphis to blossom
Think they're just a team a lot further in the gelling process.
We could do well with Berba as a bench option for a year.
They have Ox Wallcott in reserve too though mind you. Hopefully Martial can be a star too
There may be some of Paddy Ashdown's hat left over. I believe it was very tasty.
I love the way BT are doing a transfer deadline programme and it starts 15 minutes before the window shuts.
How old is he?!
Michael Hector as well, don't forget him.From John Stones to Papa fecking Dildo.
What are we doing!?
I thought you's would pull something out of the bag today. These signings are mental. I've literally never heard of either player before today. At least Steve Sidwell and Tal Ben Haim had been heard of.
Surely keeping Christensen or Kalas as back up would have made more sense than this
Sherwood? 46.
Yeh but jokes aside Fellaini and Young aren't bad options in reserve either, Martial,Wilson and Periera looking to break through. Don't get me wrong they're attack is better than ours, but that's more to do with them being more coherent than us at this stage imo.
Our midfield is comfortably better and our defence is stronger as well, looks like we're surprisingly ahead in the keeper department too lol.
Not sure how Arsenal are escaping all the daggers from the media that are being thrown at us. That stat about being the only club in Europe's top 8 leagues or something without an outfield signing is a joke.
I can't imagine it would be too hard to mis-inform them.
He was
Seems he played for their youth team at one stage
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