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This fecking hilarious! barca fans are loving this, madrid are feckwits. We have done our part and still they cant sign him. Dont know how many brown packets madrid will have to give to save face and make this deal happen. This is amazing laugh at those shits.:D
 
Going to bed... Hope by the time I wake up, martial is agreed, de gea is staying for sure and we're linked with another big player like griezmann.
 
simonhch said:
Nobody knows.

If the paperwork was late, the deal is definitely dead. Too much precedent in Spain to get that overturned. It just seems that there is a lot of confusion over how late it was. If it was 20 seconds (one account) or one minute (another), AND there was a computer glitch meaning two different time stamps, it might yet go through. On the other hand, if it was 28 minutes late (another version of events from AS) then Madrid and DDG are fecked.

Most agree that there is enough grease in the pockets and palms of Perez, Real and Mendes to push this through one way or another; but the world is watching and because of that one shouldn't rule out a hard line stance from FIFA and the LFP. Should be fun figuring it out.

Potentially the funniest outcome would be if the deal is confirmed as dead, AND Real get hit with the expected transfer ban, meaning DDG can't sign for them until 2017. I think we'd all have a good chuckle at that.

The serious view is that it is probably best if it goes through, otherwise we are left with a whiny dick-bag of a keeper who won't play all season, and even if he does will probably be more distracted than a priest at secluded Boy Scouts getaway.
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Thanks! Yeah it would be the bes right now if it gets sorted. Lvg wont play him maybe if he stays or he'll mope around.
 
There will be some official confirmation today so we will know one way or the other. Real have a big influence and are probably trying their best to influence the LFA. One thing is certain - there was a problem otherwise the transfer would have been announced already.
 
hope there are enough players for all competitions. United always falter during the busy winter period as players seem knackered with 4 games within a 14-day period.
 
Is it weird that after reading the last 25 pages, my biggest shock is that jedinak is going to stoke ?
 
simonhch said:
24 Man squad, including 3 GK's, a centre-back with no pre-season and an alleged bust up with Van Gaal, 4 youth players with only a handful of appearances, and Antonio Valencia:

1 GK Keylor Navas

4 DF Phil Jones

5 DF Marcos Rojo

7 FW Memphis Depay

8 MF Juan Mata

10 FW Wayne Rooney (c)

12 DF Chris Smalling

16 MF Michael Carrick (vc)

17 MF Daley Blind

18 MF Ashley Young

19 FW James Wilson

20 GK Sergio Romero

21 MF Ander Herrera

23 DF Luke Shaw

25 MF Antonio Valencia

27 MF Marouane Fellaini

28 MF Morgan Schneiderlin

31 MF Bastian Schweinsteiger

33 DF Paddy McNair

35 MF Jesse Lingard

36 DF Matteo Darmian

44 MF Andreas Pereira

50 GK Sam Johnstone

(9) FW Anthony Martial

Not good enough I suspect:

First XI:

Navas
Darmian
Smalling
Blind
Shaw
Schneiderlin
Schweinsteiger
Mata
Rooney
Depay
Martial

Second XI

Romero
Valencia
Jones
McNair
Rojo
Carrick
Herrera
Fellaini
Young
Perreira
Wilson

Look at that reserve XI. Hideous. Just hideous. Also worth considering that with Blackett leaving, Rojo is our only reserve leftback, unless we want to shift Darmian or Blind out of position and disrupt a stable back-four. Midfield is ok, but the reserve front line is horrendous for a club of our size.

We I'd go as far as to say that we need a bonafide number 9 still, and a quality right winger. This would mean rotating Mata to the bench and number 10, Rooney playing number 10 or on the bench, and Martial starting from the bench. All things I am ok with.

Minimum two players needed on the final day. fecking shambles.
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So we signed navas? I thought de gea transfer was off? Or did j miss something?
 
prath92 said:
So we signed navas? I thought de gea transfer was off? Or did j miss something?
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I just made an assumption based on likely outcomes. If not, replace Navas with De Gea and accept we are proper fcuked because Van Gaal won't play De Gea and De Gea will be emotionally crushed for the whole season anyway, instead weeping into Edurne's cnutish bosom. The cnut. cnut
 
simonhch said:
I just made an assumption based on likely outcomes. If not, replace Navas with De Gea and accept we are proper fcuked because Van Gaal won't play De Gea and De Gea will be emotionally crushed for the whole season anyway, instead weeping into Edurne's cnutish bosom. The cnut. cnut
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He'd be able to move in January?
 
This is amazing. feck 'em, serves Madrid right for leaving it so late.

It'll get pushed through, surely. It would be even funnier if Navas somehow got confirmed in time but Dave didn't.
 
acrebo said:
This is amazing. feck 'em, serves Madrid right for leaving it so late.

It'll get pushed through, surely. It would be even funnier if Navas somehow got confirmed in time but Dave didn't.
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Two separate transfers aren't they?
We could end up with both of them.
 
A way will be found to get it through, FIFA will rule the late submission was due to the time-honoured unspecified "computer glitch".
 
Reports from Spain now that the Navas deal went through correctly so RM are now left with only one keeper if the De Gea deal doesn't get ratified!! :lol:
 
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