Oh stop worrying about what people are going to say about the club, they'd write shit about us anyway. How can you not enjoy this? This is hilarious!
Transfer Tweets - Summer 2015 | Stop Spamming - Discussion Should Relate to Tweets
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I have visions of Woodward and some admin staff getting absolutley ratarsed in the office, playing russian roulette with shots over the de gea deal and in the last few minutes them just laughing their arses off and saying "oh shit oh shit come on lets just try and ......*cracks up laughing*..." And deadline passes.
Well, we got our new keeper 
I loved the suprise signing.
I loved the suprise signing.Can't United get better admin staff?! What the hell do we do with the sulky bastard now? Bound to let in a few goals now
Seems like our zombie build up play has spread to the administration.
Wait if he signed his contract but wasn't registered in time doesn't that mean he's their player but can't play till January.
You have to ask what the hell is going on at our club though? I mean why would we do this on purpose at all, it's not professional in the slightest. Yet on the other hand...are we that useless at transfers that we can't get a deal wrapped up in time?
So which is it? Unprofessional, or incompetent?
So which is it? Unprofessional, or incompetent?
So, if he's signed a contract but not registered in time....? Does that not make him their player, but unable to play until the next registration window?!
Probably Romero.
What a day
This is better than the football we've been offered. Woody for manager.Fecking one month late, more like. They wanted the player, so why risk this shite by leaving it all so late. I wonder what Dave makes of their brinkmanship? Way to make him feel wanted.
That is a very good question.
Think its just Banter to be honest. Woody has cracking Bantz.
Sounds like Woodward's vengeance for the Coentrao deal..
Today really has been mental
I think we can kiss goodbye to getting Bale now.
Indeed
What a day, and we still have tommorow to go with DDG a united player!
Maybe we could loan him out to Stoke?
Maybe we could loan him out to Stoke?
Who knows. Why don't you ask real madrid which one they were when the coentrao deal supposedly fell through for the same reason? Or which one they were when they decided to dick around all summer rather than getting the deal done early when they wanted de get so bad and were already getting a good deal with what we were asking for.
Hey David, Dont feck with Ed Woodward!
Or Madrid shouldnt have left a deal they've had all summer to wrap up until the last possible second to leave it in a situation where us submitting our side of the paperwork late was an actual potential occurance.
But no, you're right, eveything's always entirely United fault, its so embarrasing. We're literally the worst club in the world. Monkeys could run our club better. I feel so ashamed to be a fan right now.
I'm so confused, have we got Navas? Can we play DDG? Why is everyone so happy?
They'll spin it against us.
Why would the Navas paperwork delay the DDG transfer? We have until 6pm to register Navas. Surely this is Real's error not ours.
This is Madrid we are talking about, the one thing we can do is play them at their own game (even though I doubt we did). Madrid might be the least professional team in any sports when it comes to transfers. feck them.
He'll be swapped from Slayer to Evanescence.
They were never going to sell him with Perez in charge still.
This is brilliant. But what happens now, though?Like we would have got bale off them...I just want to sleep lol
This, and looks like they are trying to pin this on us, how about if they just met the price we asked before and this transfer would have gone swiftly.
When we missed on Coentrao, we blamed ourselves for leaving it so late, not Madrid.
Twats.
Loan him to Barca please Woody.
I'd love to believe it was some form of revenge for being messed around all summer but I'd be amazed if it wasn't just allowed through after appeal...I expect to wake up to him in a Madrid shirt.
Because we can afford fecking with Real Madrid.
The transfer of Navas was part of the De Gea deal.
I don't care about that club though, so why would I?
How embarrasing, the plan was to wait until the last minute to get the best deal but all we have done is fecked it up. We now have a unhappy goalkeeper for rest of the season, no fee and no replacement for when he does leave. Are u feckin real United....
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