Except for our defense is still minus a top ball playing CB and we need anew striker......but there's always next summer!
I forgot about that, we are also scientifically attempting to get Rooney a first touch, we are harvesting DNA from Inesta!
Yeah, i hear that's goin well man, but i aint gettin too much feedback from "the secret lab". No news is good news i guess, but it's gonna be hard to swap Rooney's touch of an elephant, to Iniesta's touch of silk on a Moulin Rouge Dancer's buttocks.
God bless science though & thank f*ck die-hard/top-red Stephen Hawking's plan to be portrayed as a black-hole spoofer has worked; where he's been working on a much bigger project:
"Robostriker"
On a serious note about strikers, Spurs can do one if they think they are getting Hernandez, we'd have no back up at all then.That's the best analogy on here in the last month!
Robostriker returns!
Yeah, f*ck Spuds gettin Hern (easier to spell than the alternatives).
It's a no-goer hopefully - especially not to them. We know what we have with him, but he's far from from perfect either though, but could be useful & i'm sure he'd be fantastic to have around the players. Real good lad that feller..
Shit all-round footballer imo though. Reminds me of a butch lesbien in a fish shop tbh..
You are on a roll man!
I thought his all round game looked a little sharper at Madrid last season in those latter games he played, and for one season he's a solid enough back-up while LvG continues the Adnan as a striker experiment.
Knowing my luck it would be "I'd smash her with a sledge hammer so you can collect the life insurance mate, because no amount of surgery is making that look any tastier!"
It was only a few games admittedly but he controlled the ball and linked up better than I'd ever seen him manage in our shirt. Could be grasping at straws but hopefully he can contribute.
Class.. absolute class.. Not that i'm condoning sledging a future missus of yours man - but since it's all hypothetical - f*ck it! That was funny I'm starting to think both will stay.
I think DDG will stay or so I hope.
he'll defo have something to play for.
Di Maria? I was excited to see how he'd kick on this season but honestly I can't see him improving at all given the alleged reports this month.
