Transfer Muppet Fantasy

Player Count - 55

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C. Ronaldo - 80M - Crappy - 7.54
Adriano - 10M - Pippa - 08.10
D. Drogba - 30M - Gandalf - 13.19
L. Figo - 67M - Pippa - 13.20
W. Rooney - 30M - MJJ - 15.03
Ronaldinho - 60M- MJJ - 15.03
Messi - 100m - MJJ - 15.03
Rivaldo - 47M - Pol - 15.52
Ronaldo - 95M - Fergus - 16:25



Midfielders
J. Verón - 10M - Pippa - 08.11
D. Beckham - 35M - Rpitroda - 8.38
R. Giggs - 35M - VivaJ - 9.40
R. Keane - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
P. Scholes - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
S. Gerrard - 27M - kps88 - 11.00
C. Seedorf - 27M - Kps - 11.25
P. Guardiola - 25M - Cutch - 11.27
Kily Gonzalez - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
Joaquin - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
J.R Riquelme - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
G. Mendieta - 20M - Cutch - 11.45
R. Pires - 22m-paceme-12:23
P. Nedved - 40m - Gandalf - 13:45
G. Gattuso - 20m - Edgar - 14:13
E. Cambiasso - 15m - Gandalf - 14:20
Iniesta-70m-paceme-15:07
Xavi - 57m-Annah- 15:11
Busquets - 54m-Annah-15:11
L. Enrique - 25M - VivaJ - 15:20
M. Ballack - 25M - VivaJ - 15:20
Zidane - 52M - Pol - 15:57

Defenders
A. Cole - 25M - Pippa - 07.50
G. Neville - 12M - Rpitroda - 8.38
N. Vidic - 15M - Rpitroda - 10.04
Marcelo - 10M - VivaJ - 10.15
L. Piszczek - 10M - VivaJ - 10.35
E. Abidal - 10M - paceme - 10.35
J. Zanetti - 35M - Pippa - 11.04
G. Zambrotta - 10M - Cutch - 11.45
A. Nesta - 50M - Cutch - 12:08
R. Ayala - 15M - VivaJ - 12:35
R. Carvalho - 15m - Paceme - 12:38
J. Terry - 30m - paceme - 13.28
L.Thuram - 40M - Cutch - 13:40
Cafu - 40M - Fergus' son - 13:53
T. Silva - 37M - Edgar - 14:13
R. Carlos - 40 - Gandalf - 14.29
Lahm - 40m - kps - 15.18
R.Ferdinand - 30M - VivaJ - 15:20
Lucio - 15m - Gandalf - 15.21


Goalkeepers
M. Neuer - 10M - Crappy - 07.45
E. Van der Sar - 15M - VivaJ - 09.40
P. Cech - 10M - kps88 - 11.00
G. Buffon - 15M -Cutch - 12.08
I. Casillas - 15m - Gandalf- 14:24

@Polaroid ronaldo
 
Updated list

Player Count - 55

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C. Ronaldo - 80M - Crappy - 7.54
Adriano - 10M - Pippa - 08.10
D. Drogba - 30M - Gandalf - 13.19
L. Figo - 67M - Pippa - 13.20
W. Rooney - 30M - MJJ - 15.03
Ronaldinho - 60M- MJJ - 15.03
Messi - 100m - MJJ - 15.03
Rivaldo - 47M - Pol - 15.52
Ronaldo - 95M - Fergus - 16:25



Midfielders
D. Beckham - 35M - Rpitroda - 8.38
R. Giggs - 35M - VivaJ - 9.40
R. Keane - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
P. Scholes - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
S. Gerrard - 27M - kps88 - 11.00
C. Seedorf - 27M - Kps - 11.25
P. Guardiola - 25M - Cutch - 11.27
Kily Gonzalez - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
Joaquin - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
G. Mendieta - 20M - Cutch - 11.45
R. Pires - 22m-paceme-12:23
P. Nedved - 40m - Gandalf - 13:45
G. Gattuso - 20m - Edgar - 14:13
E. Cambiasso - 15m - Gandalf - 14:20
Iniesta-70m-paceme-15:07
Xavi - 57m-Annah- 15:11
Busquets - 54m-Annah-15:11
L. Enrique - 25M - VivaJ - 15:20
M. Ballack - 25M - VivaJ - 15:20
Zidane - 52M - Pol - 15:57
J. Verón - 12M - MJJ - 16:23
J.R Riquelme - 15M -Cutch - 16:31

Defenders
A. Cole - 25M - Pippa - 07.50
G. Neville - 12M - Rpitroda - 8.38
N. Vidic - 15M - Rpitroda - 10.04
Marcelo - 10M - VivaJ - 10.15
L. Piszczek - 10M - VivaJ - 10.35
E. Abidal - 10M - paceme - 10.35
J. Zanetti - 35M - Pippa - 11.04
G. Zambrotta - 10M - Cutch - 11.45
A. Nesta - 50M - Cutch - 12:08
R. Ayala - 15M - VivaJ - 12:35
R. Carvalho - 15m - Paceme - 12:38
J. Terry - 30m - paceme - 13.28
L.Thuram - 40M - Cutch - 13:40
Cafu - 40M - Fergus' son - 13:53
T. Silva - 37M - Edgar - 14:13
R. Carlos - 40 - Gandalf - 14.29
Lahm - 40m - kps - 15.18
R.Ferdinand - 30M - VivaJ - 15:20
Lucio - 15m - Gandalf - 15.21


Goalkeepers
M. Neuer - 10M - Crappy - 07.45
E. Van der Sar - 15M - VivaJ - 09.40
P. Cech - 10M - kps88 - 11.00
G. Buffon - 15M -Cutch - 12.08
I. Casillas - 15m - Gandalf- 14:24

@MJJ (J.R.R)
 
Please add your names below to confirm your participation in this game

Crappy
Pippa/Malva
Viva
Rpitroda
Kps88
Cutch
Paceme
Edgar
Annah
Pol/Theon
Aldo
Gandalf/NM
Fergus
Antohan

Added Malva as Pippa's assistant.
 
This is still confusing as feck. Will let you guys know when I'm updating the list as I will probably take ten minutes running through it and it will be obsolete by the time I'm done with it.
 
Crappy
Pippa/Malva
Viva
Rpitroda
Kps88
Cutch
Paceme
Edgar
Annah
Pol/Theon
Aldo
Gandalf/NM
Fergus
Antohan
MJJ

MJJ confirmed he's playing.
 
It's alright, I'll pass on this one. Just needed to release some muppet steam.

Seems you popped in and posted bids and got your head bitten off :lol:

You are welcome to take my spot any time, just let me know. I'll make some bids now as you aren't online and don't want to delay everyone by postponing my raises. Will just make sure I avoid committing half your budget to one player or something like that.
 
OK, goona update now, don't feck with the list :lol:

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Player Count - 55

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C. Ronaldo - 80M - Crappy - 7.54
Adriano - 10M - Pippa - 08.10
D. Drogba - 30M - Gandalf - 13.19
L. Figo - 67M - Pippa - 13.20
W. Rooney - 30M - MJJ - 15.03
Ronaldinho - 60M- MJJ - 15.03
Messi - 100m - MJJ - 15.03
Ronaldo - 95M - Fergus - 16:25
Rivaldo - 50M - VivaJ - 17:11


Midfielders
D. Beckham - 35M - Rpitroda - 8.38
R. Giggs - 35M - VivaJ - 9.40
R. Keane - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
P. Scholes - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
S. Gerrard - 27M - kps88 - 11.00
P. Guardiola - 25M - Cutch - 11.27
Kily Gonzalez - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
Joaquin - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
G. Mendieta - 20M - Cutch - 11.45
R. Pires - 22m-paceme-12:23
P. Nedved - 40m - Gandalf - 13:45
G. Gattuso - 20m - Edgar - 14:13
E. Cambiasso - 15m - Gandalf - 14:20
Iniesta-70m-paceme-15:07
Xavi - 57m-Annah- 15:11
Busquets - 54m-Annah-15:11
L. Enrique - 25M - VivaJ - 15:20
M. Ballack - 25M - VivaJ - 15:20
Zidane - 52M - Pol - 15:57
J. Verón - 12M - MJJ - 16:23
J.R Riquelme - 15M -Cutch - 16:31
C. Seedorf - 35M - VivaJ - 17:11

Defenders
A. Cole - 25M - Pippa - 07.50
G. Neville - 12M - Rpitroda - 8.38
N. Vidic - 15M - Rpitroda - 10.04
Marcelo - 10M - VivaJ - 10.15
L. Piszczek - 10M - VivaJ - 10.35
E. Abidal - 10M - paceme - 10.35
J. Zanetti - 35M - Pippa - 11.04
G. Zambrotta - 10M - Cutch - 11.45
A. Nesta - 50M - Cutch - 12:08
R. Ayala - 15M - VivaJ - 12:35
R. Carvalho - 15m - Paceme - 12:38
J. Terry - 30m - paceme - 13.28
L.Thuram - 40M - Cutch - 13:40
Cafu - 40M - Fergus' son - 13:53
T. Silva - 37M - Edgar - 14:13
R. Carlos - 40 - Gandalf - 14.29
Lahm - 40m - kps - 15.18
R.Ferdinand - 30M - VivaJ - 15:20
Lucio - 15m - Gandalf - 15.21


Goalkeepers
M. Neuer - 10M - Crappy - 07.45
E. Van der Sar - 15M - VivaJ - 09.40
P. Cech - 10M - kps88 - 11.00
G. Buffon - 15M -Cutch - 12.08
I. Casillas - 15m - Gandalf- 14:24

@kps88 Seedorf.
@Polaroid Rivaldo
 
Player Count - 55

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Adriano - 10M - Pippa - 08.10
D. Drogba - 30M - Gandalf - 13.19
W. Rooney - 30M - MJJ - 15.03
Messi - 100m - MJJ - 15.03
Ronaldo - 95M - Fergus - 16:25
C. Ronaldo - 85M - Antohan - 17:10
L. Figo - 70M - Antohan - 17:10
Ronaldinho - 65M- Antohan - 17.10
Rivaldo - 50M - Antohan - 17.10

Midfielders
D. Beckham - 35M - Rpitroda - 8.38
R. Keane - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
P. Scholes - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
S. Gerrard - 27M - kps88 - 11.00
Kily Gonzalez - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
Joaquin - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
G. Mendieta - 20M - Cutch - 11.45
R. Pires - 22m-paceme-12:23
G. Gattuso - 20m - Edgar - 14:13
E. Cambiasso - 15m - Gandalf - 14:20
Iniesta-70m-paceme-15:07
Xavi - 57m-Annah- 15:11
Busquets - 54m-Annah-15:11
M. Ballack - 25M - VivaJ - 15:20
Zidane - 52M - Pol - 15:57
J.R Riquelme - 15M -Cutch - 16:31
R. Giggs - 40M - Antohan - 17:10
C. Seedorf - 30M - Antohan - 17.10
P. Guardiola - 28M - Antohan - 17.10
P. Nedved - 45m - Antohan - 17:10
L. Enrique - 28M - Antohan - 17.10
J. Verón - 15M - Antohan - 17:10

Defenders
A. Cole - 25M - Pippa - 07.50
G. Neville - 12M - Rpitroda - 8.38
N. Vidic - 15M - Rpitroda - 10.04
Marcelo - 10M - VivaJ - 10.15
L. Piszczek - 10M - VivaJ - 10.35
E. Abidal - 10M - paceme - 10.35
J. Zanetti - 35M - Pippa - 11.04
G. Zambrotta - 10M - Cutch - 11.45
A. Nesta - 50M - Cutch - 12:08
R. Ayala - 15M - VivaJ - 12:35
R. Carvalho - 15m - Paceme - 12:38
J. Terry - 30m - paceme - 13.28
L.Thuram - 40M - Cutch - 13:40
Cafu - 40M - Fergus' son - 13:53
T. Silva - 37M - Edgar - 14:13
R. Carlos - 40 - Gandalf - 14.29
Lahm - 40m - kps - 15.18
R.Ferdinand - 30M - VivaJ - 15:20
Lucio - 15m - Gandalf - 15.21


Goalkeepers
E. Van der Sar - 15M - VivaJ - 09.40
P. Cech - 10M - kps88 - 11.00
G. Buffon - 15M -Cutch - 12.08
I. Casillas - 15m - Gandalf- 14:24
M. Neuer - 13M - Antohan - 17:10

@crappycraperson C. Ronaldo Neuer
@Pippa Figo
@MJJ Ronaldinho Veron
@Polaroid Rivaldo (VivaJ beat me to it, see elsewhere)
@VivaJanuzaj Giggs Lucho
@kps88 Seedorf
@Gandalf Greyhame Nedved

Skipped defenders entirely, too many fecking changes. I know, offering more than I have, but better to expedite bargaining and not leaving all you waiting hours before it's "your turn". Silly.
 
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Player Count - 55

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Adriano - 10M - Pippa - 08.10
D. Drogba - 30M - Gandalf - 13.19
W. Rooney - 30M - MJJ - 15.03
Messi - 100m - MJJ - 15.03
Ronaldo - 95M - Fergus - 16:25
C. Ronaldo - 85M - Antohan - 17:10
L. Figo - 70M - Antohan - 17:10
Ronaldinho - 65M- Antohan - 17.10
Rivaldo - 50M - Antohan - 17.10

Midfielders
D. Beckham - 35M - Rpitroda - 8.38
R. Keane - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
P. Scholes - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
S. Gerrard - 27M - kps88 - 11.00
Kily Gonzalez - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
Joaquin - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
G. Mendieta - 20M - Cutch - 11.45
R. Pires - 22m-paceme-12:23
G. Gattuso - 20m - Edgar - 14:13
E. Cambiasso - 15m - Gandalf - 14:20
Iniesta-70m-paceme-15:07
Xavi - 57m-Annah- 15:11
Busquets - 54m-Annah-15:11
M. Ballack - 25M - VivaJ - 15:20
Zidane - 52M - Pol - 15:57
J.R Riquelme - 15M -Cutch - 16:31
R. Giggs - 40M - Antohan - 17:10
C. Seedorf - 30M - Antohan - 17.10
P. Guardiola - 28M - Antohan - 17.10
P. Nedved - 45m - Antohan - 17:10
L. Enrique - 28M - Antohan - 17.10
J. Verón - 15M - Antohan - 17:10

Defenders
A. Cole - 25M - Pippa - 07.50
G. Neville - 12M - Rpitroda - 8.38
N. Vidic - 15M - Rpitroda - 10.04
Marcelo - 10M - VivaJ - 10.15
L. Piszczek - 10M - VivaJ - 10.35
E. Abidal - 10M - paceme - 10.35
J. Zanetti - 35M - Pippa - 11.04
G. Zambrotta - 10M - Cutch - 11.45
A. Nesta - 50M - Cutch - 12:08
R. Ayala - 15M - VivaJ - 12:35
R. Carvalho - 15m - Paceme - 12:38
J. Terry - 30m - paceme - 13.28
L.Thuram - 40M - Cutch - 13:40
Cafu - 40M - Fergus' son - 13:53
T. Silva - 37M - Edgar - 14:13
R. Carlos - 40 - Gandalf - 14.29
Lahm - 40m - kps - 15.18
R.Ferdinand - 30M - VivaJ - 15:20
Lucio - 15m - Gandalf - 15.21


Goalkeepers
E. Van der Sar - 15M - VivaJ - 09.40
P. Cech - 10M - kps88 - 11.00
G. Buffon - 15M -Cutch - 12.08
I. Casillas - 15m - Gandalf- 14:24
M. Neuer - 13M - Antohan - 17:10

@crappycraperson C. Ronaldo Neuer
@Pippa Figo
@MJJ Ronaldinho Veron
@Polaroid Rivaldo
@VivaJanuzaj Giggs Lucho
@kps88 Seedorf
@Gandalf Greyhame Nedved

Skipped defenders entirely, too many fecking changes. I know, offering more than I have, but better to expedite bargaining and not leaving all you waiting hours before it's "your turn". Silly.


You are a 100m over the budget without signing any defenders. Is this allowed?
 
@Polaroid I have an important question.

As you can see now, @antohan bumped a lot of players when he doesn't really have the money for it:

C. Ronaldo - 85M - Antohan - 17:10
L. Figo - 70M - Antohan - 17:10
Ronaldinho - 65M- Antohan - 17.10
Rivaldo - 50M - Antohan - 17.10
R. Giggs - 40M - Antohan - 17:10
C. Seedorf - 30M - Antohan - 17.10
P. Guardiola - 28M - Antohan - 17.10
P. Nedved - 45m - Antohan - 17:10
L. Enrique - 28M - Antohan - 17.10
J. Verón - 15M - Antohan - 17:10
M. Neuer - 13M - Antohan - 17:10

All together it adds up to somewhere in the range of 500M, how is it possible and legal?

Edit: Just saw two people beat me to that question..
 
The feck do you all want Seedorf for? He always gets underrated in these drafts.
 
@antohan I've beaten you to Rivaldo and Seedorf, see the post above you. Make sure you edit your list...
And feck off :D

I've no problem you taking the Rivaldo 50M slot and Seedorf would be a raise on mine. Delete the post before mine and repost the list with those two updates. I'll delete my Rivaldo reference to Pol so he clocks onto yours intead.
 
I don't think it should be allowed, really makes things complicated. And also fecks up the organization. It's clear that it's a tactic to block others from getting the player rather than wanting the players and there's no way to plan to save money for when they would be available later on.

Let's just use the money we have, please.
 
I've no problem you taking the Rivaldo 50M slot and Seedorf would be a raise on mine. Delete the post before mine and repost the list with those two updates. I'll delete my Rivaldo reference to Pol so he clocks onto yours intead.
I think you're still going over the 300M budget... Make sure you don't do it just to inflate prices.
 
Player Count - 55

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Adriano - 10M - Pippa - 08.10
D. Drogba - 30M - Gandalf - 13.19
W. Rooney - 30M - MJJ - 15.03
Messi - 100m - MJJ - 15.03
Ronaldo - 95M - Fergus - 16:25
C. Ronaldo - 85M - Antohan - 17:10
L. Figo - 70M - Antohan - 17:10
Ronaldinho - 65M- Antohan - 17.10
Rivaldo - 50M - VivaJ - 17.10

Midfielders
D. Beckham - 35M - Rpitroda - 8.38
R. Keane - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
P. Scholes - 50M - Rpitroda - 10.29
S. Gerrard - 27M - kps88 - 11.00
Kily Gonzalez - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
Joaquin - 10M - Cutch - 11.27
G. Mendieta - 20M - Cutch - 11.45
R. Pires - 22m-paceme-12:23
G. Gattuso - 20m - Edgar - 14:13
E. Cambiasso - 15m - Gandalf - 14:20
Iniesta-70m-paceme-15:07
Xavi - 57m-Annah- 15:11
Busquets - 54m-Annah-15:11
M. Ballack - 25M - VivaJ - 15:20
Zidane - 52M - Pol - 15:57
J.R Riquelme - 15M -Cutch - 16:31
R. Giggs - 40M - Antohan - 17:10
C. Seedorf - 35M - VivaJ - 17.10
P. Guardiola - 28M - Antohan - 17.10
P. Nedved - 45m - Antohan - 17:10
L. Enrique - 28M - Antohan - 17.10
J. Verón - 15M - Antohan - 17:10

Defenders
A. Cole - 25M - Pippa - 07.50
G. Neville - 12M - Rpitroda - 8.38
N. Vidic - 15M - Rpitroda - 10.04
Marcelo - 10M - VivaJ - 10.15
L. Piszczek - 10M - VivaJ - 10.35
E. Abidal - 10M - paceme - 10.35
J. Zanetti - 35M - Pippa - 11.04
G. Zambrotta - 10M - Cutch - 11.45
A. Nesta - 50M - Cutch - 12:08
R. Ayala - 15M - VivaJ - 12:35
R. Carvalho - 15m - Paceme - 12:38
J. Terry - 30m - paceme - 13.28
L.Thuram - 40M - Cutch - 13:40
Cafu - 40M - Fergus' son - 13:53
T. Silva - 37M - Edgar - 14:13
R. Carlos - 40 - Gandalf - 14.29
Lahm - 40m - kps - 15.18
R.Ferdinand - 30M - VivaJ - 15:20
Lucio - 15m - Gandalf - 15.21


Goalkeepers
E. Van der Sar - 15M - VivaJ - 09.40
P. Cech - 10M - kps88 - 11.00
G. Buffon - 15M -Cutch - 12.08
I. Casillas - 15m - Gandalf- 14:24
M. Neuer - 13M - Antohan - 17:10
 
@antohan You've gone overbudget with all that

So? Do you think they won't be raised? I would rather spare you all the going through the motions of picking on one player at a time.

Sure, you could all agree you won't raise any of them and in 24 hours when I don't have enough cash I relinquish a couple of players, pay fines, etc. Would be great fun everyone wasting 24 hours to get someone fined but nothing really moving along.
 
You are a 100m over the budget without signing any defenders. Is this allowed?

I have 300M and haven't bought a single player yet. Of course I can make all them bids, I can meet any of them, just not all of them symultaneously. Would they get confirmed? You know they wouldn't, so why waste everyone's time picking on one player at a time? Sounds a lot more frustrating to me.
 
@antohan , you need to take a second, and make a list that removes your inflated bids and bring them back to their original owners, then make bids that are in the boundaries of your budget and the ones you really want.. You're current bids even without Rivaldo and Seedorf are exceeding your 300M budget.
 
I have 300M and haven't bought a single player yet. Of course I can make all them bids, I can meet any of them, just not all of them symultaneously. Would they get confirmed? You know they wouldn't, so why waste everyone's time picking on one player at a time? Sounds a lot more frustrating to me.

Because you are inflating the market for no reason and wasting people's time.Now we either wait 24 hrs for the price to come down or outbid you, screwing our teams.
 
I have 300M and haven't bought a single player yet. Of course I can make all them bids, I can meet any of them, just not all of them symultaneously. Would they get confirmed? You know they wouldn't, so why waste everyone's time picking on one player at a time? Sounds a lot more frustrating to me.
What's the purpose of doing this?
 
I have 300M and haven't bought a single player yet. Of course I can make all them bids, I can meet any of them, just not all of them symultaneously. Would they get confirmed? You know they wouldn't, so why waste everyone's time picking on one player at a time? Sounds a lot more frustrating to me.
You can pick plenty of players simultaneously, but you can't bid money you don't have. Think about it like this: The minute you bid for someone you paid that sum, and if someone outbids you, you get your money back. That way when you place multiple bids you can't place as many bids as you like because you have to stay in the budget.
 
@antohan , you need to take a second, and make a list that removes your inflated bids and bring them back to their original owners, then make bids that are in the boundaries of your budget and the ones you really want.. You're current bids even without Rivaldo and Seedorf are exceeding your 300M budget.

I won't, I would only be wasting everyone's time by making each bid individually, waiting until I no longer think someone is good value, then move on to the next...

I'm just bidding for players who at current price are good value and I'd take them. It actually follows others would see value and bid as well.

My risk, if I'm wrong I pay about 60M in penalties and yes, you could engineer it so that it all actually happens. Fact is I'm just resetting the 24 hour clocks sooner than they would otherwise, which only helps finish this before April.
 
Don't worry about wasting our time, Anto. We've signed up for a fantasy football game on an internet forum. I'd say we all have enough time here. And I don't think the game was moving too slowly either.