Transfer Deadline Day

Are everyone from Stoke that funny looking, or are they deliberately always choosing the inbred for deadline day?
I don't know mate but deadline line brings out the worst in them.
 
Is it Spurs who bid for Diame? Pretty sound strategy: need a striker; bid for a striker; fail to buy a striker; bid for yet another midfielder.
 
"Coming up after the break - strong rumours about Ronaldo to United. Stay tuned!"

*200 adverts later*

"Ronald Oh has left Staleybridge United and returned to Japan."
 
QPR are not the club in for Diame according to press association.

It has to be Arsenal.
 
Sneijder spotted outside Carrington.
 
Spurs move for Damiao may be off this transfer window,the money offered by Levy fell well short of the asking price.
 
Best moment of the day so far is Jenas waiting to get into loftus road. Deadline day is overrated.
 
Guardian TDD live is fantastic:

Brett Shea has almost completed his move from FC Dallas to Stoke. All that remains is for the government to give him a work permit. "I'm excited," he tells Sky exclusively through his car window, as assorted Stokies engage in some tardy carol singing around the vehicle.
 
WTF is this!!?

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Clearly a mask.
 
Kasami who's deal fell through because of WiFi issues on Twitter : "Why is everything going against me..."

:(