Total Recall

Dr. Dwayne

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Easily one of the best movies ever. These are facts.

The more I think about it, the more undeniable it is.
 
I think a few fair posters were in it when they went to Freak City
 
fecking brilliant film. Based on a book by Philip K Dick, one my favourite authors.

Nearly all Arnies films in the 80's were just great sci fi films at the heart, often dystopian sci fi. My personal fave Arnie film is undoubtedly The Running Man.
 
I much preferred The Running Man book to the film...it was a bit too Arniefied for my liking although still entertaining.
 
fecking brilliant film. Based on a book by Philip K Dick, one my favourite authors.

Nearly all Arnies films in the 80's were just great sci fi films at the heart, often dystopian sci fi. My personal fave Arnie film is undoubtedly The Running Man.

Are you serious? Over Terminator? Conan? Predator? To Catch a Pred- Kindergarten Cop?
 
One of Annies worst films and the film that confirmed that his golden age was already over.

His best flicks:

Terminator
Running Man
Predator
Commando
 
It's a turkey FFS!

You've obviously got the taste of a shit-licker.
According to you, COMMANDO is a better film? :lol:

I love Arnie's shitty movies as much as anyone (probably moreso), but that is simply ludicrous.
 
It's a turkey FFS!

You've obviously got the taste of a shit-licker.

As far as Arnie turkeys go this wasn't really one of them as it does rank alongside some of his better movies.

It isn't terrible in terms of dialogue(isn't great either) has a pretty well told and complex storyline and has one of the most intelligent/ambiguous endings you will see in an Arnie movie. It also did good box office and won praise back then for its special effects, so it wasn't bad at all.

You are however probably right about most of films after this being pretty much dire except maybe True Lies.
 
As far as Arnie turkeys go this wasn't really one of them as it does rank alongside some of his better movies.

It isn't terrible in terms of dialogue(isn't great either) has a pretty well told and complex storyline and has one of the most intelligent/ambiguous endings you will see in an Arnie movie. It also did good box office and one praise back then for its special effects, so it wasn't bad at all.

You are however probably right about most of films after this being pretty much dire except maybe True Lies.

TR was the film that was going to launch his career to the masses after the successes of Terminator and Predator. What it was was that it was a disaster. A good story ruined by cheesy special-effects (criminal considering the big-budget this film was given); ridiculous ending (when Arnie and his squeeze get jettisoned into the Martian atmosphere; Arnie's ability to kick the rear-end of 20 goons but get's his arse kicked by both of the female leads.

It's a good story destroyed by terrible execution. True Lies was his last good film.
 
Commando. Is. fecking. Awesome.
 
It's easily better than Commando and Predator - it's directed by Verhoeven FFS. Predator was an enjoyable film when I was younger but it has nothing in terms of a plot really.
 
It's easily better than Commando and Predator - it's directed by Verhoeven FFS. Predator was an enjoyable film when I was younger but it has nothing in terms of a plot really.

I think..

John McTiernan > Paul Verhoeven

Predator > Total Recall

Commando isn't worth mentioning in the same breath as either but it is a fun little flick and great to quote. You are seriously underrating Predator here though - I think it's right up there with the all time great sci-fi/action movies.
 
Ha ha ha, have some of that you fecking knob...

I mean honestly, what the feck. I thought it was common internet etiquette that everyone was aware of. Luckily enough the only person who can see my comp is my boss who wasn't at her desk, but I seriously doubt everyone is going to be as lucky as me.

Explaining away a triple set of titties ain't gonna be easy for some.
 
When I saw the title, I knew it wasn't too long before the awesome threesome made an appearance. So it was kind of expected but should have been spoilered yes.
 
I mean honestly, what the feck. I thought it was common internet etiquette that everyone was aware of. Luckily enough the only person who can see my comp is my boss who wasn't at her desk, but I seriously doubt everyone is going to be as lucky as me.

Explaining away a triple set of titties ain't gonna be easy for some.

Word to the wise, motherfecker....
Don't go on Redcafe at work and then blame others for posting pictures of tits.
Do some work or something, in your heart of hearts you must know there is a chance someone will post a pair of tits, or even elderly gay porn as some chap allegedly once did....
 
Could someone tell me where I could get one of these jobs where it's ok for your boss to see you on a football forum during working hours (so long as there are no photos of tits, of course)?