Television Top Gear

No, I mean for finally getting a decent haircut that doesn't involve hair driers, straighteners and 2 hours in make up, and not having some 'native' beads tied round his throat anymore.
 
No, I mean for finally getting a decent haircut that doesn't involve hair driers, straighteners and 2 hours in make up, and not having some 'native' beads tied round his throat anymore.

Oh no, wait, is that a beady bracelet I see?
 
Just made a cuppa after Top Gear and come back to this binman programme- fecking hell Jakarta looks like a dump in parts
 
No, I mean for finally getting a decent haircut that doesn't involve hair driers, straighteners and 2 hours in make up, and not having some 'native' beads tied round his throat anymore.

Your apparent obsession with male styling is bordering on outright gay.
 
It's hard to concentrate on the program while laughing at this..

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Although my suspicions have been confirmed.
Richard Hammond: I'm having a mid-life crisis in reverse - mirror.co.uk
 
Was a good episode I thought. That Lambo is insanely beautiful

Totally. Just watching on iPlayer and it strikes me that the big trips abroad don't work anymore - the India one was boring, especially in comparison to when they did Africa and Vietnam. Both of those were TV gold. But when you stick 'em in three cars and tell them to drive and feck about it still works.
 
I really wish they had let the stig do some laps at Imola to see the real pace of the cars, I mean James May in the McLaren is hardly a fair test of its true speed is it considering the 12C has been clocked 10 seconds faster than the 458 at the Nordschleife.

I really love Imola though, fantastic circuit.
 
I really wish they had let the stig do some laps at Imola to see the real pace of the cars, I mean James May in the McLaren is hardly a fair test of its true speed is it considering the 12C has been clocked 10 seconds faster than the 458 at the Nordschleife.

I really love Imola though, fantastic circuit.

Nurburgring, 22km, Imola 4.9.

Massive difference in size and at a track the Ferrari was tested at more than likely. I'd say it'd be close to dead even.
 
Yeah thats why I wanted the Stig to try it because I'm sad enough to want to know how the both shape up.
 
Yeah thats why I wanted the Stig to try it because I'm sad enough to want to know how the both shape up.

Me too.

Thought it was a very good opening though, still always enjoyable when they have episodes like that. Imola really is an insane track.
 
We need a screenshot of the girl stood behind and to the right of Jeremy when he's interviewing Will.i.am. Oh my.
 
Decent episode.

That lambo is dead sexy.

Aventador is quite a stunner. When I first saw the spy pics, I thought it would never hold a candle to the outgoing Murcielago lp670 4. But it does so brilliantly.

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I was so sad when I heard they were stopping the production of the lp670-4
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Bet episode in ages. For some reason it didn't seem as scripted as it has done for the past few year.

They need to stop the interviewing though. It's actually shit! American pricks who can't even drive a proper car.
 
Bet episode in ages. For some reason it didn't seem as scripted as it has done for the past few year.

They need to stop the interviewing though. It's actually shit! American pricks who can't even drive a proper car.

I kinda zone out when they do that bit, I could care less how fast a "celebrity" can lap a car.
 
Some of them are incredibly boring.

But last season, Vettel was pretty cool
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That's different. That actually has something to do with cars.

Yer plank from black eyed peas was so boring I was delighted I had sky plused it so I could FF it. He's a bit of a self serving ponce really.