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They re-published this clip and cut out the incident with Vince & Titus. :lol:
 
Not really you forget just how big the WWE guys are. I'm currently 230lbs but I'm 5'6 and look stocky rather than a blob and punk is about 5ft 11 of what would have been lean muscle and the time he's talking about was in the indies. I've stood next to guys 3 stone lighter than me and they were bodybuilders who made me look small, yet next to CM Punk he'd dwarf them. I actually met Bret Hart once, and he was huge in physique yet when you saw him on telly he was dwarfed by the others.

Punk is nowhere close to being considered lean muscle. He has no muscle definition at all, no trap development, no back development, his arms are tiny compared to pretty much anyone in the WWE and his pectorals are awful and to top it off he has a belly with no visible abs. He's a long way from being considered lean. But that was his entire thing, he didn't need to be ripped like Vince's wet dreams to be a great wrestler. 240lbs is a massive stretch. This is 190 lbs, granted at 5'7'' but still, to add an extra 50lbs on to someone a few inches taller and come out with a puffy looking skinny fat guy with no definition or visible mass on any particular bodypart is a huge stretch..

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WWE over bill their guys all the time, massively to make them seem like pure juggernauts. The guy above is an inch shorter than Daniel Bryan ffs and Daniel Bryan was billed as that weight? :lol: Not lean mass that's for sure.
 
Bless the NXT crowd for trying the "Hey bailey, i wanna know if you;ll be my girl" chant.
 
Punk is nowhere close to being considered lean muscle. He has no muscle definition at all, no trap development, no back development, his arms are tiny compared to pretty much anyone in the WWE and his pectorals are awful and to top it off he has a belly with no visible abs. He's a long way from being considered lean. But that was his entire thing, he didn't need to be ripped like Vince's wet dreams to be a great wrestler. 240lbs is a massive stretch. This is 190 lbs, granted at 5'7'' but still, to add an extra 50lbs on to someone a few inches taller and come out with a puffy looking skinny fat guy with no definition or visible mass on any particular bodypart is a huge stretch..

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WWE over bill their guys all the time, massively to make them seem like pure juggernauts. The guy above is an inch shorter than Daniel Bryan ffs and Daniel Bryan was billed as that weight? :lol: Not lean mass that's for sure.

Bryan is pretty famously billed as shorter than he actually is because he thought it was funny.

WWE takes a lot of cardio too in the modern era, so lean mass is not ideal to them.
 
Bryan is pretty famously billed as shorter than he actually is because he thought it was funny.

WWE takes a lot of cardio too in the modern era, so lean mass is not ideal to them.

That just reinforces it really. I'd be very surprised if Daniel Bryan was over 170/180 at a stretch and I'd be very surprised if Punk was ever anywhere near the 200 mark let alone 240 which is a joke. His actual weight in the UFC is 185lbs.
 
Punk is nowhere close to being considered lean muscle. He has no muscle definition at all, no trap development, no back development, his arms are tiny compared to pretty much anyone in the WWE and his pectorals are awful and to top it off he has a belly with no visible abs. He's a long way from being considered lean. But that was his entire thing, he didn't need to be ripped like Vince's wet dreams to be a great wrestler. 240lbs is a massive stretch. This is 190 lbs, granted at 5'7'' but still, to add an extra 50lbs on to someone a few inches taller and come out with a puffy looking skinny fat guy with no definition or visible mass on any particular bodypart is a huge stretch..

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WWE over bill their guys all the time, massively to make them seem like pure juggernauts. The guy above is an inch shorter than Daniel Bryan ffs and Daniel Bryan was billed as that weight? :lol: Not lean mass that's for sure.
What you've shown me is a body builder. I don't consider that lean mass. Lean mass to me is natural size not body builder style.
 
What you've shown me is a body builder. I don't consider that lean mass. Lean mass to me is natural size not body builder style.

Having puffy pectorals, no definition and a belly does not constitute lean mass. Lean mass is a low level of body fat. Visible abs. Definition. Punk is 185lbs with a decent amount of body fat which would be around 160-170lbs of lean mass. Nowhere near 240lbs of lean mass.
 
1 Undertaker V Kane
2 Stone Cold V Vince
3 Stone Cold V The Rock
4 HBK V Bret Hart
5 HBK V HHH
6 HBK V Y2J
7 The Rock v Mankind
8 Cena V Punk
9 Angle V Lesnar
10 Hardy V Punk
 
Ahhh ok lol. well hopefully thats the end of it...

BTW this thread should be renamed NXT and LU thread.

Man, Corbin is getting better every week now. Not enough Rawley bashing from Graves though :(

Alexa Bliss has the look and behaviour of that one girl in Highschool who always picked on you, yet you still wanted to bang, if only out of spite and hatred.

Found it a bit hard to get into the main event. Somehow, Carmella was never really built as a legitimate contender to Bayley, so the only one that kept me watching was the suspence of a heel turn/interruption from others.

I quite enjoyed it even though I knew what the result would be, so I get what you mean (lack of suspense) but it was still a good match. I did however love the ending of the main event. Always nice to see the women not be treated as a joke. Asuka vs Bailey and Asuka vs Nia has me so interested, but tbh, they could also build towards a destruction from Asuka on Eva given how much heat she gets. Could be something beautiful.
 
Ahhh ok lol. well hopefully thats the end of it...

BTW this thread should be renamed NXT and LU thread.



I quite enjoyed it even though I knew what the result would be, so I get what you mean (lack of suspense) but it was still a good match. I did however love the ending of the main event. Always nice to see the women not be treated as a joke. Asuka vs Bailey and Asuka vs Nia has me so interested, but tbh, they could also build towards a destruction from Asuka on Eva given how much heat she gets. Could be something beautiful.

I would love to see Asuka just kick ten tons of shit out of Eva. Please make it happen, Trips.
 
of course not, that would be stupid.

He's a spaceman, he doesn't live in earth years, he merely left the planet a millenia ago after leaving his warning, and has returned in the current day.

Of course. How could I ever have gotten that wrong. :annoyed:
I quite enjoyed it even though I knew what the result would be, so I get what you mean (lack of suspense) but it was still a good match. I did however love the ending of the main event. Always nice to see the women not be treated as a joke. Asuka vs Bailey and Asuka vs Nia has me so interested, but tbh, they could also build towards a destruction from Asuka on Eva given how much heat she gets. Could be something beautiful.

Absolutely. Still better then almost anything the main roster produces. It's funny how the Woman's belt in NXT has way more value and prestige already compared to the Diva's title.
 
Joey Ryan!!
 
Having puffy pectorals, no definition and a belly does not constitute lean mass. Lean mass is a low level of body fat. Visible abs. Definition. Punk is 185lbs with a decent amount of body fat which would be around 160-170lbs of lean mass. Nowhere near 240lbs of lean mass.

Correct!
 
I *think* zarlak has outed himself as a bigger body guy than Vince, beyond that I'm not sure. What I do know is that now this page keeps coming up with protein powder ads as a result, making us seem even more pathetic than is actually true.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger hovered round the 240-245lbs mark in his bodybuilding prime. I'd be surprised if punk even hit 200lbs during his wrestling career.
 
That CM Punk is nowhere close to being 240lbs, or considered 'lean'. It's pretty clear if you read the posts.

:lol: Touchy. I thought my tongue in cheek post showed that it wasnt a genuine question and I dont really care about your body fetish or you trying to prove vehemently on a forum youre right about weight or something :lol:
 
Absolutely. Still better then almost anything the main roster produces. It's funny how the Woman's belt in NXT has way more value and prestige already compared to the Diva's title.

Also looks more like a title than something you find in a arcade machine.
 
I'm not sure you needed to to be honest, I don't remember asking if you cared about anything?

:lol: :lol: Why you so mad dude. Isnt this the whole point of a forum, you post about something people dont care about. I post that I dont care and laugh that youre taking it so seriously. ;)
 
Jericho vs Styles on Smackdown was really, really good... A lot better then their Raw match.

Also, great commentary... King was the best I've heard him in years.
 
3 things. Firstly, take it to the MMA thread. Secondly, I'm getting ads for MMA mats, not protein shakes. Finally, I take it everyone's favourite feud is therefore Punk vs Bodybuilding?
 
Jericho vs Styles on Smackdown was really, really good... A lot better then their Raw match.

Also, great commentary... King was the best I've heard him in years.

King has had new life since turning heel and Mauro joined. TBH, it should just be a two man booth with those two.
 
Haven't been able to find a way of watching LU :(.

Help me, NXT Thread, you're my only hope. Y'know, apart looking some more myself.
 
Well, we havent even seen Stardust vs Amell 1, tag team matches dont count :P

But yeah, loved it. Robbie Amell also has footage (which kinda shows Eden was involved at the end with the water too)