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That ending was pathetic...
That seemed way quick. I know there's two big men in this match, one injured, but still.
The Purple Aki sign.
No. 2 - Alex Riley (just for a brief rekindling of the Miz/Riley feud - CORRECT
No. 30 - The Big Show - CORRECT
Shortest Stint - David Otunga - not entirely sure here, I think Lawler might have been.
Longest Stint - The Miz - CORRECT
Most Eliminations - Kane - WRONG
Winner - Going to agree here, and say Jericho. - WRONG
I thought it was great, so much for the WWE being predictable! The only things I suspected that actually came true were that Kharma would return (as they've been mentioning the "only two women in the rumble" a lot in the last couple of weeks) and that the Miz would last a long time. Whereas things I got wrong were (off the top of my head):
1 - The winner
2 - I had no idea Ricardo would make his in-ring début! feck yeah! The boys already over with the fans
3 - Kane/Cena ending (that Ryder would be involved was obvious, I just had no idea that Kane would destroy super Cena)
4 - I had no idea the announcers would be involved, that was quite fun to watch and proved to be quite entertaining
5 - I though the funkasaurus would be involved and would get the most eliminations. On a side note, I'm already sick of his gimmick, he needs an actual storyline and quite. The US title perhaps?
6 - I thought Mason Ryan would feature heavily
7 - I was expecting a heel super stable to be formed
I'm sure there were others but its 4am now
Of course you wouldn't have liked all the little things, by the sounds of it you don't really follow the wrestling any more. There were personal fueds in the Rumble but there you don't really care about them. You did touch on one thing that was lacking though.. Star power, there were way too many Jobbers in there, it needed an undertaker and a HHH to make it a classic.I only watched the rumble match, but I just thought it was dull as feck. Rumbles always used to be full of personal feuds and come with a huge dramatic twist when I was into this shit back in the day.
The only way this one could have been saved was if Stone Cold had come out at no. 30 and eliminated the feck out of everyone. Instead, Big Show came out, even though he was apparently already on the card in a title match earlier on, and proceeded to do nothing other than be Big Show for about two minutes. It also seems the whole point of the Jericho stuff posted earlier in here was so he could be eliminated from the Royal Rumble...so in other words, there was absolutely no point to it at all...who's thinking up this shite?
Jericho might come out on RAW and say that it's the end of the world because he didn't win.
Also on RAW, I bet Johnny Ace makes a big deal of the fact that his hand only hit twice for the count.
He might do but he's still been badly booked.
The crowd still have no idea if he is heel or face. He got one of the biggest pops of the night when he entered. It was obvious he is supposed to be a heel on this run if you read the WWE columns(like JR's) but he has not spoken or had a match with anyone, so no one knows what to do. Because Jericho is an attitude era star he gets cheers.
Coming off the Rumble he still had no actual angle with anyone in the company.
[*]- Fun entries into this rumble were - Foley, Ricardo Rodriguez (who is brilliant), Road Dogg, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Kharma, Lawler, Booker T and Michael Cole... that's 8 spots from 30, and nearly a third of the rumble. Is the roster really that shallow at the moment??
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People still calling themselves fans while watching only WWE in 2012 never seize to amaze me.
Why would anyone watch the current product which is wickedly self loathing, reeks of contempt for it's audience, lacks any basic logic, is full of stupid and soulless buzz words (universe...) and is pandering to little kids.