Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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How, exactly? Everyone knew it was a WUM. It wasn't written in a particularly amusing way. It seems a bit pointless, if anything. Just a attention-seeking exercise, I suppose.
Anyway, them's the rules.
Hasn't this thread been one big WUM though? What, with all the Twitter rubbish that's being posted quite regularly. Not saying that we're not going to sign him, but a lot of utterly shit sources have been posted here.
Cider is the Heisenberg of transfer muppets.
Everyone knew Cider and his antics. While a WUM is a ban offense, I think that he just said it to have a laugh, and to made it in a satirical way about people who trust retarded ITK like indykalia, who make repeatable WUM and people still trust him.
Anyway, this is not a field I have a say or anything, mods know best what to do.
Ohmygod, he's killing me. This goes further than regular wumming, this is like muppet genocide.
11pm it is. I'll be waiting. No doubt it will change to 11th July by about 11:15pm tonight.
Yep, he's a regular Jonathan Swift.
I think cider killed muppetism today. I never thought one man would be able to pull it off but wow
Funnily enough he used to sell drugs.
Good job cider 
Those who believed are the ones that should be banned.
Those who believed are the ones that should be banned.Ban the wummy feck already
While most didn't believe him, a lot of us believed him a bit. It wasn't a coincidence that all of those people were really waiting in 11 to happen something.
And then the typing mistake, am/pm. The news also were tweeted by some ITK and there were some newspapers who published the story (though probably not from this source but they said that we'll get all these 3 signings). I liked it only because people get repeatedly Wummed by indykaila who doesn't do anything better or make the claims more believable, but a lot of us still follow him and some believe him. Only 3 days ago people were not going to sleep, cause indy was going to publish an email from United. Cider did the same.
SSN just said breaking news so I thought it must be it half an hour late, but no Ancellotti has been named Real Madrid manager with Blanv being named PSG manager.
In the time elapsed since Cider's muppet bomb was planted, Carlo Ancelotti is finally confirmed.
Maybe Cider should be allowed more time, there are obviously rules in press releases and giving each piece of news time to shine.
Maybe Cider should be allowed more time, there are obviously rules in press releases and giving each piece of news time to shine.
Ciyder Söze
Why on earth are you people laughing at your own stupidity? It wasn't and isn't funny. These kind of things ruin the thread, there's no need. I pretended villa scored last year and people wanted me banned ffs.
I didn't believe him nor did I think it was funny. If the mods don't ban him it sets a precedence. In fact let's all start posting giffs in the football forum again because the rules are just there for show.
I have given up for now. Will take me time to recover. Gotta hate transfer windows. I am normally sane when the football is on
I don't want anyone banned but that was total nonsense.
What is this great freaking point that he made? Close the transfer forum as it is useless?
If yes, then I am all for it.
What is this great freaking point that he made? Close the transfer forum as it is useless?
If yes, then I am all for it.
Let's at least cut a zero from his name. It's ungainly, username in two lines. One with Ciderman900000 and another 0
Yes... but it's tricky to ban indykaila from Twitter.
This day shall forever be known as Cidergate.
I never realized so many people would be butthurt over it. I guess most don't realize his antics.
I never realized so many people would be butthurt over it. I guess most don't realize his antics.
He just said days ago in this very thread that he comes here to laugh at the muppets, yet a few peopld seem to have actually believed his inside info.... How gullible can you get.
The thing is, people are posting smilies and getting happy over this. Why on earth would you be happy if you just got tricked?
He should be banned for leading many astray. It's the right thing to do, or maybe we should all wum 
So, wummery aside. Has there been any real update this morning? I'm sans-Twitter at work. Has Hunter been jabbering about it some more?
Nobody got tricked... (well very few at best... though really, who believes Cider?!).
The majority of people on here didn't believe a word he says... thus can see the funny side.
poor muppets, they cling onto every last bit of hope.You know he'll come to us in the end to join up with his buddy Isco, just let it go.
This one isn't wumming lads, let's attack him!!
You know he'll come to us in the end to join up with his buddy Isco, just let it go.
You know he'll come to us in the end to join up with his buddy Isco, just let it go.
You'll get banned for that Vato, it wasn't enough that you eliminated us in UCL, now you're going to steal our boy.
Thing is, when talks are happening, the newspapers and social media do know about it. Thiago aside, I haven't seen anything about discussions with Strootman and/or Garay. Both sides' reps prefer to be face-to-face rather than having a telephone conference!
ciderman is a prick.
ciderman is a prick.
I never intended to WUM anyone initially; my first post was supposed to be met with green smilies. It was only when people started to show a willingness to believe me that I thought I'd run with it.
I didn't do a bad job tbh.
No one got tricked. Well, except Ryan Forlan apparently.
It's classic caf that everyone comes on here hoping to see a meltdown, and as a result there is no meltdown, but everyone acts as if there's been a meltdown anyway because the other muppets are all idiots, right? So they must have fallen for it.
People need to get it into their heads that everyone here is having a laugh. There's no-one to WUM, because no one is really buying it. No one actually believes Indykaila or whatever he's called, no one actually thought Cider was telling the truth, and no one is actually having a crywank. The muppetry itself is the joke - WUMming like Cider did just shows that you don't really get it.
So... 11pm is not going to happen?!
I fully understand you. From the first moment I knew that you were just taking the piss, but if people want to believe it, then why not grant their wish.
Waiting for 11pm
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