What's everyone worrying about? My sources indicate that they've just run out of toner at Manchester United HQ is all... it'll be sorted shortly I'm sure.
Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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I heard on Twitter they're going to hold on until 11.30 as they're just closing the Ronaldo deal and are going to announce the four together. Bolinbroke has said there will be no speedos worn at the press conference by anyone other than himself.
When they said next Tuesday, they must have meant Tuesday after next.
I'm now convinced this is a ploy from the redcafe 'staff' AND Cider...because if this was any old average joe, the ban hammer would've been out a long time ago.
I hear their server crashed? Should be up any year now.
So, as expected Cider was Wumming. I doubt that anyone took him seriously in the first place but there was a good feeling about it.
Anyway, cocks in and back to twatter.
Anyway, cocks in and back to twatter.
I was still hoping that something can possibly come up in the next hour. But after the "they must still be typing it" post from Cider. I have given up. I am sad.
Perhaps Ciders source didnt make it clear, 11PM tonight right?
RT @DuckerTheTimes Thiago #mufc latest as #mcfc accept defeat in chase for Real Madrid bound Isco http://t.co/SNg3g2ZFJz
This really is a taste of medieval Europe. Taking the kids to the execution banning.
She definitely said 23:00. I know what AM and PM is, you minkle!
I think the United officials are holding off till cider is banned before announcing it, so he can look like a martyr. Get to it mods.
So I guess Drasdo was right all along?
fecking hell
Feckin madness Sparky.
I knew you'd lose the plot, but this is ridiculous.
Muppets just will not survive this.
Back to work then, my cock is so flaccid right now.
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Its off.
To the Ronaldo thread!
To the Ronaldo thread!
Why is cider not banned yet?
If that's true then Epson need to be held accountable. So much for them being official office supplies sponsor or whatever they are - they should ensure plenty of toner!!
he said 11 am
Did cider just buy himself 12 hours more on the caf?
Busted
Why he should get banned? It was really funny.
Anyone who truly believed him should get banned instead.
Dont worry Ryan, it was clearly just a typo.
Back here at 11pm it is!
Back here at 11pm it is!
Don't say that
Yep, I fully believe that Cider made a typing mistake.
Don't say that
Ok why dont all of us go around wumming on transfers because it's funny? Screw that lame rule the mods came up with.
Nobody truly believed him, it's been a running gag for a few days. However a WUM is a WUM and a WUM should face execution.
Would someone mind translating this to none twitterspeakz please.
Oh dont be so precious. It was fun and even twitter latched onto it. Nicely played cider.
Except it wasn't, no one really believed him, it was a re-hash of shit that ukbob and spoony used to do and they stopped being funny in 2005.
The fact is that is says, quite clearly what the rules are in the forum, if these "wind ups" had any merit then fair enough but they don't and it's cider so nothing will get done, if it was anybody else then they would be banned by now.
I've just googled it and I think you guys are right; 23:00 is 11pm not 11am!
Sorry, lads, my mistake.
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