Literally every cider post should be treated as. Wum until it is proven to be a non-Wum.
Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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Fair enough, I can see that. But taking his turdship out of the equation, it's no big deal really, is it?
Forlan, have a lie in and give this thread a miss for a couple of hours please?
RT @ManUtdStuff Thiago has agreed to sign a five-year contract and is set to join Manchester United - http://t.co/Mhvt9sWgCz [daily star]
Yeah, in a post where I never mentioned myself at all, and was talking about Cider.
You need to better time when you use this wonderfully original joke of me making threads about myself.
That's what I'm talking about!
I'd believe Cider before the Daily Star.
Take a look at the time of the tweet, if it's more than 30 seconds old, assume it has already been posted on here .
Surely like the 'Take your cocks out' jokes then?
I think its time Olly posted his "thiago off" version of the clock GIF 
You do though? You don't make it about you, you just make sure you wait for a majority feeling and you go against it, just for being you. Well done Nev. Top man.
Is this true cider? Can you confirm please?
Isn't this an oxymoron? Make your mind up, man.
I refer you to my previous advice. Get some fresh air, seriously.
Actually it's just 'cocks out'. 'Take your cocks out' just doesn't roll off the tongue and almost sounds rapey.
Fair enough. Went back to that thread I was talking about and was beginning to get annoyed with the attitude of the admins there.
It is best that I take a break for a while.
Relax, have some fun.
My source says yep.
Thanks for your care, I have got plenty, I still think you are a penis that looks for a majority decision, just to argue against it, I couldn't give a feck, I didn't jump on this bandwagon of people who GENUINELY believed Cider... it doesn't affect me, the only thing that continues to baffle me is your need to be heard Nevvy.
You do know I wasn't serious about that, right? I think it's silly, but it doesn't make me e-rage.
Oh, you thought I was serious? Bless.
I think its time Olly posted his "thiago off" version of the clock GIF
No gifs allowed. Bannable offence.
There's gonna be a free-for-all now in the wumming stakes thats for sure (Yoda voice)
Seriously dude, deep breaths.
Viva la Revolution!
don't push it man.I'm not sure what's worse, that people actually thought Cider was a genuine ITK or that people are complaining about him wumming in the transfer forum. I mean I want Thiago as much as anyone, but surely you can see the difference between a caf member who's known to wum saying he's going to be unveiled before 11 and an actual journalist saying something?
How sweet, you think you bother me, the only reason I reply to you, is because others do but get worried as your loved by the heirachy apparently, similar to Eboue, another A-Class cnut.
Nev, you don't bother me pal, I just begrudge you going round quoting others constantly just disagreeing trying to belittle people... Shame people like you stay hidden behind the internet IMO, I won't bother replying I'll let you take out your life angers by starting little rows on here...
You're not the first, and i doubt you will be the last! feck all you can do about it now so forget it and console yourself with the notion that it's now far less likely to happen again!
Oh, you thought I was serious with my reply? Nobody's serious about any fecking thing Neviller, it's the Transfer forum after all.
Jaybezia, stahp.
Seriously man, you really need to see someone about your Nev-issues. This is the second thread in the last 10mins you've gone off on one. It's a bit disconcerting.
Do you need a hug? I'm a good hugger.
What you mean to say is "In the Wumming stakes, A Free-for-all, there now will be"
Misuse of Yoda-speak should surely be a bannable offence?
I see someone quoted a tweet about thiago and a 5 year deal.... Yet, you muppets are discussing gifs and bannings, while going all mental about basically nothing... Weirdos.
Seeing as the other thread got closed I'll post this bin here.
Whilst I can't say I'm on board with it, if it gets you sad bastards prematurely jizzing over a transfer, I can't say I condemn it either.
Question: to avoid aforementioned premature ejaculation, why don't you just ignore all the rumours and speculation until something official gets confirmed?
And that is a genuine question; I'd love to see some answers to it.
Whilst I can't say I'm on board with it, if it gets you sad bastards prematurely jizzing over a transfer, I can't say I condemn it either.
Question: to avoid aforementioned premature ejaculation, why don't you just ignore all the rumours and speculation until something official gets confirmed?
And that is a genuine question; I'd love to see some answers to it.
Theneviller is a cocknose, we know that. Calm down, there are plenty worse things.
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