And it hasn't been locked once, this is reaching new ground for a transfer muppet thread.
Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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Why do people get so surprised that there pages of discussion without any new developments? This isn't a news page, it's a forum, if you're coming here looking for the latest factual news you'll be disappointed. The "I just sifted through 12 pages of this thread and learned nothing" posters are getting tiresome. And this place isn't for learning or improve one's understanding of the current transfer market landscape, it's a tipping site for conjecture and speculation. Deal with it.
That should be the transfer forum's tagline - "The home of conjecture, speculation, and imminent ejaculation"Yeah, I still say 11am. So that's a little under four hours until he's officially announced as a United player.
Literally just work up, first thing one done was type Thiago Al.. into google to see the latest news, saw Daily Mail and 5 year contract and literally did the biggest gay jig of my life. Now time to trawl back through this thread and see what I've missed and whether Jakes posted any more Gifs.
Not you too Raees, ffs who is still sane in this bloody forum ?
From the Mail:
It seems we're getting his dad too.
It seems we're getting his dad too.
I've just thought of another key factor as to why we are going to sign him.
Mentality and personality. it's one of the key factors we assess and he seems perfect. A winning mentality that doesn't shy from pressure and a level headed chap. He also comes across much like RVP in interviews, thoughtful and classy.
Mentality and personality. it's one of the key factors we assess and he seems perfect. A winning mentality that doesn't shy from pressure and a level headed chap. He also comes across much like RVP in interviews, thoughtful and classy.
Is he any good like?
Sod it, he'll get a game. He's fitter than Ando probably.
He won the World Cup, you Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime!
Looks like he's a LB, so would be good to put some pressure on Evra. Plus he's only a few years older than Giggs, with less miles on the clock.
Thats 2 factors.
I've just reread this now I've had a second to wake and it seems my arithmetic is in serious question.Swooshboy beat me to its dammit
Your spelling sucks as well.Seooshboy beat me to its dammit
Although it is early, so will give you the benefit of the doubt!
Can't help it, I've been whingeing about midfielders since I first joined this site and the fact we're close to signing potentially the best one of the lot... a sort of Pirlo with electric pace, it brings out the Munain in me.
Think KingEric said it best when he said "This is potentially the biggest cock out signing of all time". Aside from Cristiano Ronaldo... I don't think we've signed anyone as exciting in the Premiership Era if this does indeed go through. First time also that it would be a muppet fantasy that actually comes to fruition after many failures. But lets not get our hopes up.. still can't believe this could be happening.
So did Kleberson
Ios7 has killed my phone. My fingers now go faster than it types and the screen doesn't follow the text mistakes are inevitable.
mistakes are inevitable.Fair enough - although would be kinda creepy if the typing went faster than your fingers! Maybe thats a feature for iOS 8!Ios7 has killed my phone. My fingers now go faster than it types and the screen doesn't follow the text
Is that you Pexbo? When did you become Twatbo?
Thiago rumours aren't even making the BBC gossip column, and they publish anything. What gives?
Check the press conferences thread, transfer season, srs business.
Soon you'll become Superbo no doubt. But after seeing Man of Steel, maybe it isn't a compliment.
We not signed him yet?
Soon you'll become Superbo no doubt. But after seeing Man of Steel, maybe it isn't a compliment.
It's all happening at the wrong time for me, I'm in work all day today and it's my girlfriends birthday so I'll probably be told "stay off that bloody place for just one day". I've tired explaining the transfer saga and getting her involved but she didn't enjoy being on twitter watch (pressing F5 on a Thiago search) no matter how well I managed to relate it to reality television.
Give in to your inner muppet and get her a Kermit styled outfit. Don't show her Jake's gif and you should be all set
I'm off to work. I better be coming home to something wankable.
I've emtpied my load into my cereal, i could not hold it in any longer. If this deal does not happen that's a serious waste of juice.
David sign him up, David, David sign him up!
I actually copied that from another earlier post of "Simonhch", who copied it from the OP "Gazza" (post 4756 page 119) - y'know that old messin with reposting lark. Simon didnt take too kindly tho
Premature but imminent ejaculation.
"Thiago wants to sign, club to player all good. Club to club may need work".
Graham Hunter said the above in a convo, can someone tell me why club to club may need to work? Er release clause...
Graham Hunter said the above in a convo, can someone tell me why club to club may need to work? Er release clause...
Barcelona might want us to pay taxes etc. or insert a buy-back clause (they can feck off, we're not bloody Sevilla or Liverpool), so it could take a day or two. Overall they are helpless and must sell if Thiago wants to leave and we are prepared to pay what it needs.
What's he even doing on holiday? Lazy bastard.
Is this actually happening or are people just getting excited. Would be humorous if Barcelona have accidentally let this one slip through.
But at least we now know his Blackberry works abroad
Seems like it's really happening, lots of hints from semi-reliable journalists and even the Telegraph reporting it now while the Spanish press reckons we've already agreed terms with the player.
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