Television The X Factor 2011

Louis was never going to put that fit one in.

Shame, really. She had more mainstream appeal than any of the others.

Frankie seems to be trending on Twitter. The Bieber/One Direction fans seem to have adopted him then.
 
There's a distinct lack of fit birds going through.

My inner sleaze is not comfortable with this.

Last chance is Melanie.
 
Amelia is actually bookie's favourite to win. (At least on bet365). 4/1
 
Misha had to go through. She's a potential winner.

^ Yeah, the one that's part of the three being judged now.
 
Misha is one of my best mate's sisters :)

Always remember her as a little chavvy girl. Amazing performer in the making, though.
 
Misha is one of my best mate's sisters :)

Always remember her as a little chavvy girl. Amazing performer in the making, though.

She's very versatile, and has great presence without seeming arrogant.

I actually think she's exactly what they wanted Cher Lloyd to be. Except actually likeable.
 
She's very versatile, and has great presence without seeming arrogant.

I actually think she's exactly what they wanted Cher Lloyd to be. Except actually likeable.

She also played, or at least had trials with Manchester United girls back in the day, I was told.
 
Wrong decision there. Hopefully Janet goes out fairly quick, although I can see her irritatingly going quite far.
 
oh god another twist , I get they all get to bring back another act like last year.

There is already 16 acts, unless they plan to make the shows four hours long I doubt that.

We'll probably see Cowell and Cole back on the panel.
 
I have had a vision. Next Saturday, all the judges and contestants will be stood on the stage soaking up the rapturous applause whilst Peter Dixon bellows people's names. Then Dermot will stride forward, and announce that there is a twist. Shocked looks will be exchanged between contestants, and judges (although the judges already know what it is).

The massive doors will open, revealing a silhouetted figure, whilst Handel's Hallelujah chorus blares out into the living rooms of thousands of Britons. When the lights have dimmed, Simon Cowell will march out onto the stage with a microphone in hand. After a stray beam of light bounces off his teeth and incinerates a nearby cameraman, he will inform the other four judges that they are completely useless, and that he is here to save the show.

I should probably pause here to mention that Simon will be wearing a robe and sandals.

Simon will then proceed to bring out three of the rejected contestants (Jade, Caroline and John) as well as Katy Waisell. He will then announce that he is forming his own category.

Thousands of televisions will be turned off. The crowning of Johnny Robinson as X-Factor Winner 2011 will be seen by an elderly lady in Middlesbrough whose TV is permanently stuck on ITV (she has clearly been driven mad), and her pet cat.
 
I really felt for John. Looked genuinely gutted, his vocal was much better than Frankie's in my opinion. I admit that I shed a tear when he said that he wouldn't come back to try out again.
 
I honestly cannot see the appeal in Janet.

She sounds like a throatcuffed spastic, no offence.

I have had a vision. Next Saturday, all the judges and contestants will be stood on the stage soaking up the rapturous applause whilst Peter Dixon bellows people's names. Then Dermot will stride forward, and announce that there is a twist. Shocked looks will be exchanged between contestants, and judges (although the judges already know what it is).

The massive doors will open, revealing a silhouetted figure, whilst Handel's Hallelujah chorus blares out into the living rooms of thousands of Britons. When the lights have dimmed, Simon Cowell will march out onto the stage with a microphone in hand. After a stray beam of light bounces off his teeth and incinerates a nearby cameraman, he will inform the other four judges that they are completely useless, and that he is here to save the show.

I should probably pause here to mention that Simon will be wearing a robe and sandals.

Simon will then proceed to bring out three of the rejected contestants (Jade, Caroline and John) as well as Katy Waisell. He will then announce that he is forming his own category.

Thousands of televisions will be turned off. The crowning of Johnny Robinson as X-Factor Winner 2011 will be seen by an elderly lady in Middlesbrough whose TV is permanently stuck on ITV (she has clearly been driven mad), and her pet cat.

You've been dreaming too much Piggott.
 
You've been dreaming too much Piggott.

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So Gary Barlow who has a great voice, but the personality of a door frame, says that John had a better voice than most others but didn't put him through. Instead, he put through a lad called Frankie, who Gary admitted doesn't have the best voice.

Gary I love you, but that's shite. Also Kitty will grate on my last nerve, I just know she will.

I don't have a clear favourite, don't really care who wins right now.
 
Are they showing the US X-factorin the UK.

It is, I cannot remember what but something on Sky One got better ratings in the same timeslot as the first airing. It doesn't seem to gel, I do like L.A. Reid though.

Watching it, it does annoy me how often they go on about the prize money.
 
It is, I cannot remember what but something on Sky One got better ratings in the same timeslot as the first airing. It doesn't seem to gel, I do like L.A. Reid though.

Watching it, it does annoy me how often they go on about the prize money.

$5 million is a record amount for a TV program. I can't say I have even noticed it that much TBH.