Television The Walking Dead

This show is beyond ridiculous, but for some reason I can't stop watching it. I like the ambience and the camera work - I'm a sucker for post-apocalyptic movies.

The guts idea is so obvious, every time they get surrounded by a horde, they should just get camouflaged with guts, then just walk among the zombies and chop their heads off one by one. Basically the Zombies shouldn't be considered a threat any more, but the idiot writers think that if everyone acts like a complete moron the show will get higher ratings. Well, maybe they are right...
 
See if Glenn had been inside, he could have told them all to find the nearest dumpster and hide for a few hours. The walkers would have then all disappeared.
 
See if Glenn had been inside, he could have told them all to find the nearest dumpster and hide for a few hours. The walkers would have then all disappeared.

No mate. They'd need to roll tin cans down an alley for the Walkers to follow which would create the distraction.
 
I kind of just take this for what most people view at as now. Trash TV, it's easy watching really, you don't have to pay attention and you pick up the storyline.

It's over acted and nonsense for most part but it can be entertaining at the same time.
 
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The cannibal subplot (S05E01-S05E03) really was The Walking Dead at its best for me. Dark, unnervy, exciting and gritty.
 

Nice romantic show for Valentines Day. Looks like this biker gang will be some fresh villains?
 
Looking forward to it, I think its my guilty pleasure. Ive invested so much time into despite not even caring about any characters or caring if they die or survive.
 
Finally watched episodes 5, 6, 7, 8 which I put off watching since 4 was pretty pointless so I was waiting until I was very bored and had nothing to do... So now. What a waste of time, absolutely feck all happens. Season started off great for 3 episodes then the next 5 are absolute wank :lol:
I liked how this (half) season took place in the space of a day and all the cues that tied the episodes together (the truck horn, "help?").
One thing that didn't really get addressed was the tower falling. There was that weird trail of broken slats all the way up the wall. Do walkies climb now?

I agree with those who think this was a poor episode though.
The tower I thought was a mix of termites weakening the wood (they showed what I thought were termites walking up into that kids room and to the food that he didn't eat)/truck running into it/walkers in and around it. Not sure though.
 
This thread should really be about LVG but I digress.

Returns tonight, first 4 minutes were "leaked" by AMC, but tbh, whats the point watching it when you can just watch it tonight heh.
 
:lol: This defo is the best comedy show going on around.

First they seem to walk fecking hours around in those sheets covered in guts and other stuff, from noon to fecking night hours, they walked circles or what? Then the kid goes full retard, instead of picking him up and making a run they all start doing idiotic things and they die. Finally, Coral gets a fecking shot to the head and it's just his eye that popped out, no problem. 2pac, Biggie, Fiddy all didn't make it but Coral fecking does, what a lad.

Then those bikers stopping those three at the road. Yea, Daryl has to be the most silent assassin ever, even though the body drops so that you can see it from the back of the truck nobody gives a shit from the bikers and he fires a rocket at them. Well feck you guys, those bikes explode but a tanker that's aprox 10 meters away from it is alright.

Then Rick goes berserk. All the zombies have been incredibly respectful towards him going 1v1 because it's disrespectful and honourless to swarm in a group like they do 99% of the show so he goes on a spree killing them 1v1 and they all watch in a circle like it was b-boys breakdance competition. When people of Alexandria have witnessed the second coming of Spartacus, they've been imbued by powers of 'stronk and doesn't afraid of nothing' and started killing those zombies like it was nuthin' despite being absolute pussies a couple of hours earlier, including pastor pussy who transformed into archangel himself.

Let's not forget about that girl and the shitteeth man. He gets bitten by one walker but then he goes shoulder dropping them on the floor just to get shot by Carol. Poor guy. Then probably my favourite part which is pouring gas into that pond and then firing it up with a fecking rocket. I mean, you couldn't do that with anything else, it had to be a rocket. And all walkers decided to feck it, stop defending themselves and just walk into fire. It's that easy. Why has nobody ever thought about it before?
 
You forget about Glenn and his amazing plot armour. Surrounded by zombies (again) but the ginger general and black chick fire about 100 bullets from assault rifles in his general direction and he walks away without a scratch.

Looking forward to Coral "Big Boss" Grimes though.
 
Probably the best start to a walking dead season last night. This episode had it all.
 
:lol: This defo is the best comedy show going on around.

First they seem to walk fecking hours around in those sheets covered in guts and other stuff, from noon to fecking night hours, they walked circles or what? Then the kid goes full retard, instead of picking him up and making a run they all start doing idiotic things and they die. Finally, Coral gets a fecking shot to the head and it's just his eye that popped out, no problem. 2pac, Biggie, Fiddy all didn't make it but Coral fecking does, what a lad.

50 Cent is still alive
 
You forget about Glenn and his amazing plot armour. Surrounded by zombies (again) but the ginger general and black chick fire about 100 bullets from assault rifles in his general direction and he walks away without a scratch.

Better than wanking under a bin like last time I suppose.
 
:lol: This defo is the best comedy show going on around.

First they seem to walk fecking hours around in those sheets covered in guts and other stuff, from noon to fecking night hours, they walked circles or what? Then the kid goes full retard, instead of picking him up and making a run they all start doing idiotic things and they die. Finally, Coral gets a fecking shot to the head and it's just his eye that popped out, no problem. 2pac, Biggie, Fiddy all didn't make it but Coral fecking does, what a lad.

Then those bikers stopping those three at the road. Yea, Daryl has to be the most silent assassin ever, even though the body drops so that you can see it from the back of the truck nobody gives a shit from the bikers and he fires a rocket at them. Well feck you guys, those bikes explode but a tanker that's aprox 10 meters away from it is alright.

Then Rick goes berserk. All the zombies have been incredibly respectful towards him going 1v1 because it's disrespectful and honourless to swarm in a group like they do 99% of the show so he goes on a spree killing them 1v1 and they all watch in a circle like it was b-boys breakdance competition. When people of Alexandria have witnessed the second coming of Spartacus, they've been imbued by powers of 'stronk and doesn't afraid of nothing' and started killing those zombies like it was nuthin' despite being absolute pussies a couple of hours earlier, including pastor pussy who transformed into archangel himself.

Let's not forget about that girl and the shitteeth man. He gets bitten by one walker but then he goes shoulder dropping them on the floor just to get shot by Carol. Poor guy. Then probably my favourite part which is pouring gas into that pond and then firing it up with a fecking rocket. I mean, you couldn't do that with anything else, it had to be a rocket. And all walkers decided to feck it, stop defending themselves and just walk into fire. It's that easy. Why has nobody ever thought about it before?
Good write up :lol:
50 Cent is still alive
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Laughed my ass off when that snot-nosed little prick got eaten.

Fast-forwarded whatever it was Dave was saying at the end.
 
Laughed my ass off when that snot-nosed little prick got eaten.

Fast-forwarded whatever it was Dave was saying at the end.

I genuinely celebrated until I realised I was celebrating a child being eaten in front of his onlooking mother and brother. :lol::(
 
Good episode, could have been very good if the little shit would have died. At least I hope he gets a fecking haircut, now that he's been shot in the head.
 
Think this is where I give up with this show. Didn't watch last nights ep and I'm just not bothered about it. I've read above and it sounds like Coral is alive having been shot in the eye so I give up, if that isn't a sign that he'll never die then I don't know what is. If someone could send me a PM when he finally gets eaten I will gladly YouTube that scene and have it playing constantly until the day I die.

For now though, screw this overrated pile of zombie crap.
 
:lol: This defo is the best comedy show going on around.

First they seem to walk fecking hours around in those sheets covered in guts and other stuff, from noon to fecking night hours, they walked circles or what? Then the kid goes full retard, instead of picking him up and making a run they all start doing idiotic things and they die. Finally, Coral gets a fecking shot to the head and it's just his eye that popped out, no problem. 2pac, Biggie, Fiddy all didn't make it but Coral fecking does, what a lad.

Then those bikers stopping those three at the road. Yea, Daryl has to be the most silent assassin ever, even though the body drops so that you can see it from the back of the truck nobody gives a shit from the bikers and he fires a rocket at them. Well feck you guys, those bikes explode but a tanker that's aprox 10 meters away from it is alright.

Then Rick goes berserk. All the zombies have been incredibly respectful towards him going 1v1 because it's disrespectful and honourless to swarm in a group like they do 99% of the show so he goes on a spree killing them 1v1 and they all watch in a circle like it was b-boys breakdance competition. When people of Alexandria have witnessed the second coming of Spartacus, they've been imbued by powers of 'stronk and doesn't afraid of nothing' and started killing those zombies like it was nuthin' despite being absolute pussies a couple of hours earlier, including pastor pussy who transformed into archangel himself.

Let's not forget about that girl and the shitteeth man. He gets bitten by one walker but then he goes shoulder dropping them on the floor just to get shot by Carol. Poor guy. Then probably my favourite part which is pouring gas into that pond and then firing it up with a fecking rocket. I mean, you couldn't do that with anything else, it had to be a rocket. And all walkers decided to feck it, stop defending themselves and just walk into fire. It's that easy. Why has nobody ever thought about it before?
:D

I have to say that the plot holes in the show are ridiculous, but I think the incredulous nature of it has actually made me find it more appealing in a way.

That kid being eaten would've been hilarious if his hot mum wasn't killed off too :nervous:
 
Just finished watching,they gotta be kidding me...i mean dont even know where to start...think Kostur said most of things :lol:. Oh and i am not zombie expert but didnt know that lake of fire beats fresh meat

Edit: At least Nation Z is what it should be,this on other hand ...
 
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I have to say that the plot holes in the show are ridiculous, but I think the incredulous nature of it has actually made me find it more appealing in a way.

That kid being eaten would've been hilarious if his hot mum wasn't killed off too :nervous:

Which lucky zombie got to eat her tits?

Wasn't there an episode where they found a pit of burned zombies that were still functioning? Yet now they can defeat them with a lake of fire?
 
Burst out laughing when he turned around and managed to speak fairly calmly with a missing eye and a hole in his head. Good stuff.